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[Lolfail0009]

Procyon, at base camp: Be trained by kj's character.

[IcyTea31]

Lucas de Carpe, the Artist, member of the expedition party: Enter the building, staying in the middle of the group. See if a light source is required. ((I wouldn't want to metagame, but we seem to still be in battle mode...))

[NAV]

((I think that's cause someone at camp is fighting another terrorbird.))

[blazing glory]

((I think that's cause someone at camp is fighting another terrorbird.))

Not really AT camp because I wandered off but close enough.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Train people in martial arts.

[3]

*TRAINING MONTAGE ENSUES

They learn very little, but its better than nothing.

Dodge the bird's initial attack and punch it in the head.

[1]STR (shoulda legged it)

The bird bites your hand. PAIN

Procyon, at base camp: Be trained by kj's character.

[3+1]

You learn some basics. Winrar.

PARTY

Barney continues protecting the pouch-kitten,(put (her?) in the helmet if not already), but otherwise follows everybody.

Thomas Hawke
Adventuring party
Walk through the doorway being careful of any more deathbots

Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)

Name: Bjorn (Real name: Cameron McClelland)
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Appearance: A muscular man wearing a chainmail hauberk (made from pop can tabs), the furs of several neighbourhood pets, and a bike helmet with plastic horns attached. He has a long braided red beard. He is very hairy.
Personal information: He was bjorn in the wrong century.
Stats:
Strength: 11
endurance: 3
dexterity: 2
intelligence: 0
Charisma: 1
Profession: Berserker.
Inventory:
-Shield
-stick (perfect for hitting things)
-pike
-knuckleduster
-chainmail hauberk (made from pop can tabs)
-the furs of several neighbourhood pets
-a bike helmet with plastic horns attached.(Kitten bed)
-Berserking shrooms
-lots of feathers

Adventuring Party

What exactly is the effect of the berserking shroom? does it increase my strength or endurance or anything? How long will it last? And how many do I have?

Charge into the facility. Viking pillage rape kill destroy loot burn everything.

((Increased strength, agility and dexterity at the cost of intelligence and charisma. You basically turn into a gorilla.))

((Or the Incredible Hulk))
Mallone, Advenutering party
Holster my gun and go through the door.

Lucas de Carpe, the Artist, member of the expedition party: Enter the building, staying in the middle of the group. See if a light source is required. ((I wouldn't want to metagame, but we seem to still be in battle mode...))

Automatic lights turn on. Ooh, fancy. There's a few steel crates over in the corner, a stair shaft leading down and what appears to be a tube about a metre across sticking out of the wall. [5] No deathbots, at least yet. You all proceed to move down the stairs (it takes forever) and end up in front of another steel door. [6] ((Dammit random.org)) It opens with very little effort required, revealing another deathbot. [1] Ninety-one subservers and the mainframe are now reactivated. Mainframe is sending reinforcements to both substations under attack by human dissidents. Termination protocols initiated. Oh balls.

[IcyTea31]

Lucas de Carpe, the Artist, member of the expedition party: Fast-talk the robots: "No, we are not human dissidents! We are, in fact, deathbots just like you! Beep, beep, boop." (Do the Robot) "Destroying us would prevent us from protecting the complex, compromising it to the ACTUAL human dissidents! Go look for them back there, we'll go up those stairs and see if they're at the entrance." If this fails, scream "THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE!", leggit, grabbing one of the steel crates with me.

[blazing glory]

Fight through the pain and move behind it grab it's head and snap it's neck!

[Lolfail0009]

Procyon, at base camp: "The others'll probably be back soon." Sleep.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Barney valiantly attempts to impersonate a robot, but is outside of his comfort zone and doesn't hesitate to make like sir robin.

[blazing glory]

Barney is outside of his comfort zone and makes like sir robin.

Brave Sir robin Brave Sir robin.......             Your not the only one who saw monty python and the holy grail.

[Orange Wizard]

Spoiler: Party Wizard (click to show/hide)

Name: Wizard (a.k.a. Dr Gatsby MacDougall)
Age: 65
Gender: Male
Appearance: Short, pot-bellied, and bald, but with a magnificently long beard. He wears stereotypical "old-man" clothes.
Personal information: A crazy old physicist who thinks he is a wizard.
Stats:
Strength: 0
Endurance: 0
Dexterity: 0
Intelligence: 15
Charisma: 0
Profession: Retired, was a professor of advanced physics
Inventory: A set of pointy hats in various colours (red, green, orange, blue, black), a spare tuxedo, several encyclopaedias, fuzzy pink bananas

((Both substations!? The balls?))

Catch on to Lucas' idea.
"Uh, yes, we are in fact the reinforcements! You should allow us access to the computers here."

Perform an unconvincing robot impression.

Barney is outside of his comfort zone and makes like sir robin.

((Curse ye, bravely running away.))

[blazing glory]

Barney is outside of his comfort zone and makes like sir robin.

((Curse ye, bravely running away.))

That's pretty much a good way to put it.

[NAV]

Spoiler: Bjorn (click to show/hide)

Name: Bjorn (Real name: Cameron McClelland)
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Appearance: A muscular man wearing a chainmail hauberk (made from pop can tabs), the furs of several neighbourhood pets, and a bike helmet with plastic horns attached. He has a long braided red beard. He is very hairy.
Personal information: He was bjorn in the wrong century.
Stats:
Strength: 11
endurance: 3
dexterity: 2
intelligence: 0
Charisma: 1
Profession: Berserker.
Inventory:
-Shield
-stick (perfect for hitting things)
-pike
-knuckleduster
-chainmail hauberk (made from pop can tabs)
-the furs of several neighbourhood pets
-a bike helmet with plastic horns attached.(Kitten bed)
-Berserking shrooms
-lots of feathers

Adventuring party

Methinks another robot needs a good smacking.

[kj1225]

Cook food. I guess.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Action edited for more comedy.