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Author Topic: Pokémon Succession Fortress of Redgem The Blue-Gem (OVERSEERS WANTED!)  (Read 24911 times)

RedMageCole

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My plan has worked! My plan has finally, finally worked! Here I was thinking I would have to tame this Gabite to rip Paddywagon Man to shreds... well, keeping her still alive, but making sure that she was out of commission enough to be in bed... but Zygarde clearly wanted its pieces back! And my luck has really been changing! There I was, unsure of how to approach the issue and get Paddywagon Man into the field, maybe hoping that she would go fight it on her own, but then we ran. And I didn't know what to do because Armok knew I was not that great at persuasion... then I tripped on a branch.

Just slightly enough to trip Paddywagon Man as well.

My clumsiness had been, for once, my saving grace, and I ran even faster, not even looking back, acting like I hadn't even known Paddywagon Man was in danger behind me... last I heard, she's under some sort of trance in the workshops. Good... Now I can get to-...

...Why the hell is this bed not coming loose? I pried off all the damn screws! Why isn't it coming off!? Damn, it must be attached somehow... maybe I can saw off just the bottoms...

...But I don't wanna saw off the bottoms... that's like hurting the bottom parts of my old friends...

...This is gonna be difficult...
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x3 you'll get there redmagecole. perhaps you need a *steel saw* instead of a copper one?
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Hope you guys liked the turn! Sorry it took so long, I've given recon the save now.

Love the art Opuntia!
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1st of Granite, 152

Arceus above, I did NOT see this coming.

No sooner than I had floated the suggestion of removing Paddy from power to avoid further legendary incidents I ended up being ordered into going with Redmagecole to dig through her office and go through all the orders and decrees to do some damage control while Paddy was possessed. Makes a change from daily drills I guess.

Paddy had a list of dwarves she was possessing each time she died and a second list of dwarves that might end up unseating her as overseer. It appears that one time she was queen rubbed off on her and was judging everybody as one would possible threats to rulership.
What I didn't quite get was why I was at the top of both lists. I turned to Redmagecole and asked her why that was when I had bugger all ambitions for power.

"Well she removed me from office by force and you're the best fighter in the fort. On top of that nobody really knows anything about you so if you had a sudden change in personality it wouldn't be obvious till she got her transition finished and restored her power."

I rubbed by chin in thought at this. Now an angry dictator's spirit possessing me shouldn't be a problem. Best fighter in the fort though? I suppose compared to the dwarves and that one human yes, a disguised Zoroark that picked up a mace would be pretty good.
Sadly no matter how good I was, nothing could have prepared me for what Cole said next:

"So from now on- as expedition leader, I name you overseer of Redgem The Blue-Gem. If she succeeds, she wont be able to seize it by force, if the spirit offs her, then everybody will know something's up the moment you start socialising or strip mining."

I nearly broke my disguise in shock. Me, a Zoroark that wanted to learn how dwarves took rocks and dirt and turn them into masterpieces by pretending to be one was now the current ruler?


Arceus help me...

2nd of Granite, 152

The first thing I did was get a list of everybody in the fort together and see what's left of our workforce after numerous casualties


Second thing I ordered was the cancellation of making these iron picks and axes and reassigned some smithing orders. We don't need this much equipment if we already have spares according to the inventory. We have lots to trade away and proper steel works up and running. On top of that, why in Groudon's name do we not have anybody dedicated to weaponsmithing? we have a single professional armoursmith and a pair of metal crafter who are both experts in their craft but not a single member of this fort has anything more than adequate weapon work.

No wonder the military is struggling. On top of that, the military seem to be struggling with mismatching and incomplete equipment and a schedule that's got us stuck on training constantly, well those of us in the melee squad at least- can't find an archery range for the crossbow squad.

Mining wise way down in the caverns there is a strip mining operation. By the time I got down there it was nearly done. Our stone stockpiles were almost full despite only two layers of rock being dug out. We didn't have enough storage space nor did we have mason's doing stuff with it despite multiple workshops, what on earth was paddy thinking?!

What really got on my nerves however was that the fallen corpses of Avuz Nakuthtun and SQ weren't buried, parts of Thob lemosedan's, Moldath something or other and even Goden the Wynaut were all strewn about. Not a single one of them was having space dug out for memorials! Paddy was literally making a breeding ground for Cofagrigus with all these corpse bits and gold!

On a final note for preliminary damage control, Paddy appears to still be possessed but apparently still found time to punch a passing kobold before a somebody's Pignite killed it
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Separately thought I'd reveal some fun facts about our current dorfs.

Optunia is currently the second best crutch walker in the fort. He also is very interested in biting demonstrations led by yours truly

Meng is apparently extremely bored when mining and wishes to do some craffting. So I put her on weaponsmithing as she was one of the closest to levelling up. Her last name means "Trumpetlight"

rainbowdashfanboi is the dorf with the most skills of all. However, most of them are rusty because the military dont socialise

Redmagecole spends most of her time pondering her own biography and has only one relationship- a passing acquaintance with Lady Opsrum. She's also the least stressed in the fort at -23000 stress

Paddy was already a master leatherworker when she got possessed. She also apparently finds leisure time to be a waste- no wonder she was angry at the partying XD

As for my dorf. Well I'm apparently the one with the most military skills in the fort (expert in discipline ,competent with a mace, skilled! biter,competent kicker, adept fighter, proficient dodger, skilled armour user which is highest in fort) I am strong and agile but flimsy in terms of endurance.
and best of all, my number 1 hate is zubat apparently
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RedMageCole

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Good to see you take over! Redgem the Blue-Gem lives on!

That's... an interesting fact about me. I like to imagine I would be pondering my own biography, I am a scholar after all... but what the heck do you mean, least stressed? I'm always stressed out! I'm stressed out trying to get the DAMN BED-

Uh... bugs. Bed bugs. Out of, uh... beds.
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I MUST HAVE CLOTH
I MUST HAVE CLOTH
I MUST HAVE CLOTH
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If its any consolation optunia, i was tempted to go for Aggron (a big metal/rock monster that makes its home in mountains? hell yeah) sadly however I couldnt think of a reasonble explaination for how it could be mistaken for a dwarf so I opted for solution number 2

also that art is both funny and adorable!

anyway, update either later today, or tomorrow depending on how much time I get
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Spoiler (click to show/hide)

This is literally the current state of affairs. Paddy has taken 7 bolts of cloth, 4 skins and a rock so far
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15th of Granite 152

2 week into my tenure as Overseer and now I'm beginning to question why any dwarf would want to run such a large unruly, group that's supposedly dedicated to research of pokemon, when they haven't even gotten a library!

I mean, the amount of poor decision making beggars belief. Who put these work orders in to make steel bars before the pig iron bars used to make them? Its right there in the Noble's guide to Dwarven smithing! Pig iron makes steel not the other way round

Other signs of questionable leadership were also around. The tavern was filled with booze, tables and chairs. So why no goblets to drink from in there? Another was the complaints of full stockpiles, yet nobody was bothering to make bins to store things in. Don't even get me started on that path into the trade depot by following the hill up and then down to circumvent the atom smasher...

Thankfully so far, everybody's taking the sudden overseer replacement in stride. about 15 dwarves ended up having a toast or something in the tavern on the 6th all socialising and drinking the last of the blueberry wine- I aint a clue what for though, I was in bed. Despite all these problems the fort has, the solutions are thankfully rather easy to tackle with a few changed orders and labour reassignments. As I watched everybody get to work I found myself thinking away, sipping a custard apple cider while watching the kicking demonstration Commander Optunia demanded we all attended.

Maybe Overseership isn't about having to fix other's mistakes constantly. It seems that's only half of it, I feel I'm missing something here.


16th of Granite, 152
On reflection, it appears that the previous two overseers had been planning ahead for something but it seems they were constrained by space and a strange obsession creating fanciful cavern shapes (One appeared to be a sailing boat, the other I think was Marshadow? I will need to borrow the professor's notes some time) rather than making use of them. Then there was the small incident with Zygarde trying, failing, then trying again and succeeding in bringing its retribution on the fort for a little while. Though I am confused why it decided to leave its main body within the cage trap I know better than to question a paragon of pokemon kind.

Regardless the dwarves seemed very insistent on trying to "Tame" the poor legendary (Those words just don't go together from my perspective...something's afoot...)
So I ordered a big chamber built further up the hill with plenty of space for Zygarde to roam around in. It appears to want to throttle any military dwarf in sight plus leadership but the other dwarves just following orders? Not so much. Unfortunately I'm in the former category despite being a pokemon because I ended up drafted as a dwarf. Curses

I took the liberty of ordering some roofing made on the entrance to stop everybody being covered in snow and some flooring placed down in residential areas, the temple and the tavern to improve the quality of the communal rooms. The burial chamber expansion has begun. I have also started planning a large expansion on two crafting levels so that we have better stockpile organisation.
Finally its about time I started acting like a mad dwarven overseer again so a nice grand bedroom for myself away from the rest of the military has been added to the stack of work orders. Should keep any suspicions about black fur in the bedsheets away too.

Everything seems to b-ah...Please Arceus, let the Dwarves be preferring me as overseer so far...



I was hoping to at least begin the waterfall room before losing office!
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15th of Granite 152

2 week into my tenure as Overseer and now I'm beginning to question why any dwarf would want to run such a large unruly, group that's supposedly dedicated to research of pokemon, when they haven't even gotten a library!

HEAR HEAR! Library is very important! Please give me all of the book-... wait.

...I built a library during my overseeing times, though...?

(I love that depiction of our logo by the way, always lovely to see more Mimikyu, and Opuntia, your Zoroark looks great!)
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that was weird i did have image marker around it

thank you though!
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17th of Granite 152

Paddyman had begun her mysterious construction a few days ago using 9 bolts of cloth, 3 pieces of limestone, 4 pig iron bars (the smiths werent happy about that according to the number of complaints about unable to craft steel due to lack of metal) 6 skins and a single piece of thread stolen from the hospital. She seems to be taking her time so far constructing it which gave me time to turn my attention to a rather deplorable task while everybody was building: Trading

Those pointy eared bastards that like to snare every pokemon they can, came to trade. I gave the elves a few broken or otherwise terrible condition pieces of mining equipment that we no longer needed and a single cut piece of jasper that we had going spare. In return I rescued 2 pokemon from their clutches (A ralts and a winter sawsbuck) and let them roam around our training area.

I was about to let them go free when their merchant sidled up to me offended that we dwarves had committed a crime against nature with all the dying trees since the cut gem was in a wood bin and as such i had gravely offended them. I like to think I'm normally a calm if somewhat exasperated sort of pokemon.
This time I decided to take a leaf out of the dwarven book in my response



I managed to get the merchant handling the pokemon


while a wrestler went ballistic on the other





The diplomat almost escaped but someone managed to pull the lever on the atom smasher, flinging him up in the air.
when he landed i ordered it put down again and he got atom smashed.

Just after me and Urvad finished pulverising those hipsters...hoppies? Can't remember the exact dwarven term for them, but after the adrenaline rush calmed down and the cheering stopped, Paddywagon announced she had finished her construction



I'll admit...subtleheart is a fitting name for something made of Blissey leather. But did it really require that many materials?

More importantly... I'm wondering what she is gonna do now that she's kicked that spirit back to the distortion world? That must be quite a sight to come back to your senses to-
A few milling dwarves clapping and cheering her replacement who has just finished lifting her mace from the pulped body of an elf
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Of couuurse! It's always great to see your art Opuntia!

I was about to let them go free when their merchant sidled up to me offended that we dwarves had committed a crime against nature with all the dying trees since the cut gem was in a wood bin and as such i had gravely offended them. I like to think I'm normally a calm if somewhat exasperated sort of pokemon.
This time I decided to take a leaf out of the dwarven book in my response


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9HzqxwKfiM

GET THOSE BASTARDS!!! LEAVE NONE ALIIIIIIVE!!! yells while brandishing a small piece of wood I managed to get brave enough to saw off of Paddywagon's bed before bursting into tears



I wasn't in the military, but goddamn was that satisfying to see. Fuck elves. They show up, give us Pokemon they enslaved, and cry if we give them something that has 1% wood in it. THEY DESERVE TO BURN. brandishes my murder-Litten, who is probably a Torracat by now but who knows?
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these are all the available pokemon for training btw guys


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