The character limit in the sig is such a pain, so I've decided to put my forum games here and link to this post from my sig.
Not all games I'm running will be put here, just ones I bother to.
A Beginner's Guide (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=123641.0)--Inspired by an MS Paint Adventure thingy, guide Persana through a realm she creates and discover the nature of the universe. ASCII Suggestion Game.
The Islands of Misery (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=125780.0)--A Roll to Dodge game where players battle it out for power, fun, and the precious Loot everyone has.
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Let's Spore (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=125929.0)--A Suggestion Let's Play of Spore. My first game of Spore in a while...
Hm...that is something I had not even contemplated contemplating.The character limit in the sig is such a pain, so I've decided to put my forum games here and link to this post from my sig.How much does it cost to buy advertising space here?
Not all games I'm running will be put here, just ones I bother to.
A Beginner's Guide (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=123641.0)--Inspired by an MS Paint Adventure thingy, guide Persana through a realm she creates and discover the nature of the universe. ASCII Suggestion Game.
The Islands of Misery (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=125780.0)--A Roll to Dodge game where players battle it out for power, fun, and the precious Loot everyone has.
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Let's Spore (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=125929.0)--A Suggestion Let's Play of Spore. My first game of Spore in a while...
Log onto computer, then into B12Forums. If we don't someone might try to surpass our post count!
Then make a thread dedicated to ourselves.Log onto computer, then into B12Forums. If we don't someone might try to surpass our post count!
GreatWyrmGold | 25188hmm, still in the lead, but by less than a thousand posts. this is unacceptable.
ToonyMan | 24229
Shed this disguise and turn into our true draconian form. Afterwards eat our boss, because fuck him we're a dragon.
INCINERATE THE BUILDING.
GO TO THE CITY HALL AND ANNOUNCE YOUR TAKING OVER OF THE CITY.
((gtg for mother's day meal, someone else needs to take over the GM role for a bit. for convenience, the Gold Dragon is on page 84 of the monster manual, great wyrms are colossal size, and can cast equivalently to a 19th level sorcerer. their breath weapons are a cone of fire, and a cone of weakening gas. a great wyrm's weakening gas does 12 points of strength damage to anyone who fails their saving throw, which is enough to kill your average human, but not signifigantly above-average ones (who will simply be totally crippled.))They're also Lawful Good.
Like that stopped any group of adventurers ever.((gtg for mother's day meal, someone else needs to take over the GM role for a bit. for convenience, the Gold Dragon is on page 84 of the monster manual, great wyrms are colossal size, and can cast equivalently to a 19th level sorcerer. their breath weapons are a cone of fire, and a cone of weakening gas. a great wyrm's weakening gas does 12 points of strength damage to anyone who fails their saving throw, which is enough to kill your average human, but not signifigantly above-average ones (who will simply be totally crippled.))They're also Lawful Good.
Hope for GWG god of gold dragons to save us from this odd planet. Failing that hide and observe rituals, when we understand join in....
Hope for GWG god of gold dragons to save us from this odd planet. Failing that hide and observe rituals, when we understand join in....
WE ARE GWG YOU FOOL
AND IN MY RTD TO BOOT
Hope for GWG god of gold dragons to save us from this odd planet. Failing that hide and observe rituals, when we understand join in....
WE ARE GWG YOU FOOL
AND IN MY RTD TO BOOT
See!? We are most capable to fix this.
Hope for GWG god of gold dragons to save us from this odd planet. Failing that hide and observe rituals, when we understand join in.
Also try and use our powers over stuff to figure out where John went.
((gtg for mother's day meal, someone else needs to take over the GM role for a bit. for convenience, the Gold Dragon is on page 84 of the monster manual, great wyrms are colossal size, and can cast equivalently to a 19th level sorcerer. their breath weapons are a cone of fire, and a cone of weakening gas. a great wyrm's weakening gas does 12 points of strength damage to anyone who fails their saving throw, which is enough to kill your average human, but not signifigantly above-average ones (who will simply be totally crippled.))It doesn't actually kill them, it just causes them to collapse, unable to lift their own weight. Now you would think that this would stop them from breathing at the least, but apparently not...
That technically also exists on some other planet.((gtg for mother's day meal, someone else needs to take over the GM role for a bit. for convenience, the Gold Dragon is on page 84 of the monster manual, great wyrms are colossal size, and can cast equivalently to a 19th level sorcerer. their breath weapons are a cone of fire, and a cone of weakening gas. a great wyrm's weakening gas does 12 points of strength damage to anyone who fails their saving throw, which is enough to kill your average human, but not signifigantly above-average ones (who will simply be totally crippled.))It doesn't actually kill them, it just causes them to collapse, unable to lift their own weight. Now you would think that this would stop them from breathing at the least, but apparently not...
Create a fire so hot that it burns itself!
It only weakens voluntary muscles. As good creatures, they care about such things.((gtg for mother's day meal, someone else needs to take over the GM role for a bit. for convenience, the Gold Dragon is on page 84 of the monster manual, great wyrms are colossal size, and can cast equivalently to a 19th level sorcerer. their breath weapons are a cone of fire, and a cone of weakening gas. a great wyrm's weakening gas does 12 points of strength damage to anyone who fails their saving throw, which is enough to kill your average human, but not signifigantly above-average ones (who will simply be totally crippled.))It doesn't actually kill them, it just causes them to collapse, unable to lift their own weight. Now you would think that this would stop them from breathing at the least, but apparently not...
Create a fire so hot that it burns itself!
Work on constructing a set of Dragon Armor, complete with cannons.
SHOW ME YOUR DYKEFACE
Aye, but trying to enforce alignment restrictions in a suggestion game is a waste of time. I do admit that it was out of character to randomly eat Stan, but... like I said, suggestion game, it's just not going to happen.((gtg for mother's day meal, someone else needs to take over the GM role for a bit. for convenience, the Gold Dragon is on page 84 of the monster manual, great wyrms are colossal size, and can cast equivalently to a 19th level sorcerer. their breath weapons are a cone of fire, and a cone of weakening gas. a great wyrm's weakening gas does 12 points of strength damage to anyone who fails their saving throw, which is enough to kill your average human, but not signifigantly above-average ones (who will simply be totally crippled.))They're also Lawful Good.
Be glad gold dragons are immune to fire.this is correct btw. gold dragons are immune to fire.
HEHEHEHEHE
VISIT PLANET OF SCARY, POISONOUS AND OTHERWISE DANGEROUS PLANTS
In the grimdark reality of the 35th millennium there are not many who can call themselves paragons of good. Some do so regardless, out of greed, out of simply not wishing to be associated with the ones attracted to the powerful individuals who trample over their own daughters for the sake of rubies. Rubies are the lifeblood of the land, and the most common way to get them are the great mines of Saltspit, its infinie wealth exchanged unknown to most in other realms in order t-WHO GIVES A SHIT
Be glad gold dragons are immune to fire.
SHOW ME THE GODDAMN DYKEFACE
>EXAMINE DRAGON ARMOR AND OWNER
Could you tell us about the things dragons can't mate with?because dragons are shapechangers, they can generally mate with anything that has a gender. They cannot mate with creatures that reproduce asexually, creatures that reproduce through transformative or corruptive effects, or creatures that don't reproduce... period. for example, a dragon cannot mate with a gelatinous cube, but can mate with a dog. although why on earth a dragon would WANT to mate with a dog is anyone's guess.
...KICK EVERYTHING.
BEGIN KICKING STUFF
Act as a paragon of good.You knew what you were doing when you made a thread about yourself in Bay12, GWG. It was only a matter of ... 10 posts before we took the idea, ran with it, crashed it into the ground, ran over it with a tank, took the squashed remains of the idea, barbecued it, pronounced it 'NICE', added mustard, swallowed it whole, and exploded.
To be exact, the idea exploded while inside us, then our remains melded, creating a monstrosity never seen before in the universe- the Bay12 version of 'Good'.Act as a paragon of good.You knew what you were doing when you made a thread about yourself in Bay12, GWG. It was only a matter of ... 10 posts before we took the idea, ran with it, crashed it into the ground, ran over it with a tank, took the squashed remains of the idea, barbecued it, pronounced it 'NICE', added mustard, swallowed it whole, and exploded.
Actually, I was just trying to make a place to put all my forum games. My sig was getting crowded.Still, you knew the consequences.
>Reality.Diag
>Reality Integrity: 61.3%
>Attempt Repair? [Y/N]
>Y
>Repairing...
>Reality repairs complete, data loss estimated at 47.5%
>Restore to last known good? [Y/N]
>N
>Closing diagnostic mode
You feel as though a great fog has stopped clouding your mind and look around at what you have done. apparently you're on a strange alien planet populated by clowns and with flora primarilly composed of bananna trees. You seem to be wearing some kind of rock or gravel dragon body armor. it also seems to have somehow taken advantage of their gravelly nature to provide ammunition for a set of four chainguns mounted on it, two on either side. finally, you also feel the slightly oily feeling of having red paint on your scales under the armor suit. oh, and the suit appears to be on fire, although without anything worthwhile to burn, the fire is dying off quite rapidly.Fly to orbitWATCH IT BURN!
Begin orbital bombardment with fire
Then set the fire on fire!Fly to orbitWATCH IT BURN!
Begin orbital bombardment with fire
Then set the fire on fire!Fly to orbitWATCH IT BURN!
Begin orbital bombardment with fire
Fly to orbitok....
Begin orbital bombardment with fire
WATCH IT BURN!sure, why not?
Then set the fire on fire!um, what?
Have an orgy with the fire!no, just... no.
I helped! *smiles*Actually, I was just trying to make a place to put all my forum games. My sig was getting crowded.Still, you knew the consequences.
Even if you didn't, you did.
Go tunnelling
Attempt to tunnel the planet in half
Create this forum thread.neither one of those actions is reasonably within the grasp of a great wyrm gold dragon. yes, it could do either one as a long-term project, but It would be a major endavor. in the case of the first, you might want to look up the kinds of pressures and distances involved in tunneling through the center of the earth. in the case of the second, you arn't carrying the materials needed to cast a wish spell on you, and that is what you'd need to even try this kind of reality-warping time manipulation.
Force the clowns to retroactively possess the people who posted in this thread.
Don't put up with their "The clowns made us do it" excuses!
but can mate with a dog. although why on earth a dragon would WANT to mate with a dog is anyone's guess.
in the case of the second, you arn't carrying the materials needed to cast a wish spell on you, and that is what you'd need to even try this kind of reality-warping time manipulation.Wish doesn't have a material component, just a hefty XP cost.
-1but can mate with a dog. although why on earth a dragon would WANT to mate with a dog is anyone's guess.GREATWYRMGOLD FINDS A DOG!
((double-checks player's handbook))in the case of the second, you arn't carrying the materials needed to cast a wish spell on you, and that is what you'd need to even try this kind of reality-warping time manipulation.Wish doesn't have a material component, just a hefty XP cost.
GreatWyrmGold is to become best mates with ain the case of the second, you arn't carrying the materials needed to cast a wish spell on you, and that is what you'd need to even try this kind of reality-warping time manipulation.Wish doesn't have a material component, just a hefty XP cost.-1but can mate with a dog. although why on earth a dragon would WANT to mate with a dog is anyone's guess.GREATWYRMGOLD FINDS A DOG!
Find a dog.
I don't know maybe Wish we were back on earth!
((I used to question the sanity of this forums users... Then i played Dwarf Fortress))I'm not oblong! I'm just grenade! There is a significant pudding!
I don't know maybe Wish we were back on earth![266+34 establishment-100 exclusion/6 coefficiency degree-.5 association=32.8888888888]
>Execute the universal background code titled restart_game.exe, after using restore_alignment.exe and prevent_actions_outside_alignment.exe[744-20 sanity+6 computers-18 plausibility/6.3 coefficiency degree+2.3 association=115.315873016]
Ask for a GM that is useful to our goals!
[626 author test. Critical Mediocrity!]Ask for a GM that is useful to our goals!
I can take that position, for a time.
YOU ARE CHAOTIC NEUTRALHey!
:DYOU ARE CHAOTIC NEUTRALHey!
Oh, well that's better than I hoped. Give cavemen the choice to join us as cultists or die in a fire. Then have a ritual orgy in our honor.
Ok, well then, KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR FURRY CRITTERS TO ABDUCT!
Ask for a GM that is useful to our goals!
Ask for a GM that is useful to our goals!
IS SOMEONE CALLING ME
BECAUSE I HEAR SOMEONE IS CALLING ME AND I WILL GODDAMN PROVIDE. YOU JUST TELL ME IF YOU CALLED, BECAUSE IF YOU HADN'T, THERE WILL BE BLOOD. FROM MY EYES. FROM ALL THE CRYING.
Non-dinolaser me is here too.Ask for a GM that is useful to our goals!
IS SOMEONE CALLING ME
BECAUSE I HEAR SOMEONE IS CALLING ME AND I WILL GODDAMN PROVIDE. YOU JUST TELL ME IF YOU CALLED, BECAUSE IF YOU HADN'T, THERE WILL BE BLOOD. FROM MY EYES. FROM ALL THE CRYING.
I apologize, but I have already gotten the position.
Non-dinolaser me is here too.Ask for a GM that is useful to our goals!
IS SOMEONE CALLING ME
BECAUSE I HEAR SOMEONE IS CALLING ME AND I WILL GODDAMN PROVIDE. YOU JUST TELL ME IF YOU CALLED, BECAUSE IF YOU HADN'T, THERE WILL BE BLOOD. FROM MY EYES. FROM ALL THE CRYING.
I apologize, but I have already gotten the position.
Non-dinolaser me is here too.Ask for a GM that is useful to our goals!
IS SOMEONE CALLING ME
BECAUSE I HEAR SOMEONE IS CALLING ME AND I WILL GODDAMN PROVIDE. YOU JUST TELL ME IF YOU CALLED, BECAUSE IF YOU HADN'T, THERE WILL BE BLOOD. FROM MY EYES. FROM ALL THE CRYING.
I apologize, but I have already gotten the position.
Non-dinolaser me is here too.Ask for a GM that is useful to our goals!
IS SOMEONE CALLING ME
BECAUSE I HEAR SOMEONE IS CALLING ME AND I WILL GODDAMN PROVIDE. YOU JUST TELL ME IF YOU CALLED, BECAUSE IF YOU HADN'T, THERE WILL BE BLOOD. FROM MY EYES. FROM ALL THE CRYING.
I apologize, but I have already gotten the position.
Wait, why not all three of you do it?
I don't think this game actually has a GM. The GM is whoever feels like updating.
Anyways, Start gathering a ragtag bunch of misfits to fight the (Probably pretty weak) Pyrite Menace!
He used trickery. I mean, Humans aren't very smart.Anyways, Start gathering a ragtag bunch of misfits to fight the (Probably pretty weak) Pyrite Menace!
Pyrite has control of all of the cavemen and dinosaurs with lasers. How in the world could he be weak?
He used trickery. I mean, Humans aren't very smart.Anyways, Start gathering a ragtag bunch of misfits to fight the (Probably pretty weak) Pyrite Menace!
Pyrite has control of all of the cavemen and dinosaurs with lasers. How in the world could he be weak?
Is Pyrite John?
Is Pyrite John?What?
You hate John. he has this annoying habit of chewing, loudly, with his mouth open, while leaning over your shoulder and staring at your work and computer screen. He's also an idiot, and asks the dumbest questions you've ever heard. You have absolutely no intention of putting up with sitting next to him again.That John.
"Forget this"
Abandoning your human disguise you swell up, bursting through your coffee-stained work clothes and filling the entire room.
"What the-"
Followed by eating Stan.
The other employees are screaming, someone is calling the police, the fire department, anyone who will listen to them, and John appears to be... getting massively turned on by the spectacle, and is trying to make out with your tail.
You hate John.
What now?
That John.
That John.
Anyways, I doubt that we can just walk up to him and have a duel of honor so let's play dirty. Poison the water supplies of small towns make them think it's the fault of Pyrite.
Anyways, I doubt that we can just walk up to him and have a duel of honor so let's play dirty. Poison the water supplies of small towns make them think it's the fault of Pyrite.
Pyrite has switched identities with you already, so you would just get the blame.
REALIZE THAT PYRITE & GOLD ARE TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COGNITIVELY DISSIDENT/DISSOCIATIVE PERSONALITY GOD, AND ANY ACTIONS 'WE' TAKE AS PYRITE ONLY SOLIDIFY 'OUR' POSITION AS THE TRUE 'PYRITE'.
ALLOW 'PYRITE' TO WIN. OBSERVE RESULTS.
Check Bay 12. What's GWP's post count?
Cross the consciousness streams!-1
Go back to just before the point where we decided to eat Stan.I'm ok with this. So long as we recheck our post count post-haste.
post count post-hasteMore accidental puns :P.
TRY TO RECONSTRUCT THE META-PHYSICAL WALLS BETWEEN OUR PSYCHES, HAVEPYRITEOURSELF HELP AS WELL. ATTEMPT TO RESUME 'GREATWYRMGOLD' VIEWPOINT/FORM AS WE REINSERT INTO 'NORMAL' SPACE.
CHECK POST COUNT.
Cross the consciousness streams!-1
Go back to just before the point where we decided to eat Stan.
Reduce the formatting restrictions on the G.M.
the order carefully manipulated the events in the prior universe were entirely used to bring you to this point.If this was all part of your plan, how did you control my reactions to these things? For that matter, how did you manipulate the parts where utter insanity reigned? Who is 'the order'?
the Grand PlanWhat Grand Plan?
Use Taunt ability from Morrowind on John.
Use Taunt ability from Morrowind on John.
Prepare for a rematch with the Eldritch abomination who is clearly controlling these events.
Also:the order carefully manipulated the events in the prior universe were entirely used to bring you to this point.If this was all part of your plan, how did you control my reactions to these things? For that matter, how did you manipulate the parts where utter insanity reigned? Who is 'the order'?the Grand PlanWhat Grand Plan?
Well, then. Back to my previous plan, because we don't take kindly to people killing us repeatedly.
Probably not :P.
Use our currently not-inhibited magic powers to cast the spell Temporal Implosion.
1) Keep 'Update (#) of Restart' at the top of the post in order for an easier to find turn
2) Stick to canon of the restart
3) If the current GM is offline for 1 hour, if you haven't posted an action, or if you disregard the action you sent in, you can take the slot.
Starve ourselves until we spawn into a universe where they turn off that stupid machine.
Inb4 the abomination controls the Order.
...and the anti-magic barrier prevents respawns. This will take some cunning to get around.[/i]
Starve ourselves until we spawn into a universe where they turn off that stupid machine.Wait, let me check if that's me or not.
Inb4 the abomination controls the Order.
If it's powered by the end of the universe how is it powered right now?
Now<-----Effect of Device-----Device (Unknown Date and Time, but too far away to affect)<-----Time Gateway Giving Power-----End of Universe
Starve ourselves until we spawn into a universe where they turn off that stupid machine.Wait, let me check if that's me or not.
Inb4 the abomination controls the Order.
Are we still in the time of Cavemen and Dinosaurs with Lasers?
Spoiler: Updated Canon Stuff (click to show/hide)
Is the Order still in the future then, or are we in the future with them?
Wait aren't time portals magic?
So in theory we could cause a power overload and break them so we can magic?
Who said we were reversing anything? We just gotta turn it off.
Why must things be so complicated in the future?
Why must things be so complicated in the future?
North Korea has control of the Universe.
Why must things be so complicated in the future?
North Korea has control of the Universe.
... How has everything not broken?
Well, then! Let's start a riot!
Become the god of flossing between your toes!
Well, then! Let's start a riot!
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Fall in with the wrong crowd, get set up, go to prison, learn a life lesson, get bitten by a radioactive animal, gain superpowers, fail to save kindly relative, then get released from prison because your noble spirit inspired the guilty party to honesty.
oh god what be this where is the minimalism
I find it funny that my plot setup is the serious one.
Since we can an-hero-- the future koreans obviously want us for their nefarious plans, otherwise they wouldn't have manipulated the past universes/timelines in order to get us to this point. And if they want our cooperation, they'll have to give us back our damn magic.
GreatWormGold/Pyrite
By god! Use a quantum bogosort to disable the future-based anti-magic device!
oh god what be this where is the minimalism
KJH: Build a gun that shoots death-stars.+1
GWG&P: Build a cardboard box that prevents the magic-negating device from being aware of you.
GWG: Become your own G.M.
KJH: Mandate which forms of moustache twirling are allowable in North Universe.
KJH: Build a gun that shoots death-stars.
GWG&P: Build a cardboard box that prevents the magic-negating device from being aware of you.
GWG: Become your own G.M.
[2] Someplace, somewhere, a red exclamation mark flashes...SHIT
I take credit for attempting to put the game through a wood chipper.
At first I thought this was going to be 13 pages of people talking about the sigtext thread. Then I read the first dozen posts.It gets better.
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Bay12 has created a forum game about how GWG became fused with GWP (GreatWyrmPyrite) thanks to a certain eldritch abomination, and is currently doing something while North Korea does shenanigans while they rule the universe.Best. Game. Ever.
KJH: Suppress protesters of the Fu Manchu Ban.
Everyone: Tape your left leg to your right arm/foreleg and your right leg to your left arm/foreleg.
QUICK! USE MAGIC TO MAKE A *techno-MAGIC ANTI-ANTI-MAGIC-DEVICE-DEVICE!
GWG: Check the thread for our praises. Also use the fact that we are worshiped by over ten people in an organized religion to become and god and no longer need magic. Use TvTropes to back this up.
Everyone: Tape your left leg to your right arm/foreleg and your right leg to your left arm/foreleg.
Me: Add a new head to the duo - a dog.
I approve of all the Xantalos suggestions.
Use magic to prevent my dismemberment. And ideally send the dismemberers to the Far Realm or something. Xantalos would be at home.
KJH: Threaten them with Space Nukes!They do not back down! You have lost one deathstar launcher!
Me: Add a new head to the duo - Iron.
Xantalos: Get bored with that idea and a separate tail to GreatWyrmGold for every material in Dwarf Fortress.
Me: Add a new head to the duo - a dog.
KJH: Threaten them with Space Nukes!
Oh no! Man the child slave suicide bomber cannon!
Use magic to prevent my dismemberment. And ideally send the dismemberers to the Far Realm or something. Xantalos would be at home.
I wonder if we could forcibly move this to the Roll to GM system from a while back . . .
Were quite a fan of the concept, you see.
Locate The Doctor.
EU: Deploy the probes from Star Control II.Self-replicating probes distribute across the galaxy. Aside from a few missile skirmishes and a few minds melted by the unfathomable messages that they convey, they are of little consequence. Although they do grant the E.U.s a decent map...
Me: Locate The Doctor.You locate and eat the doctor, you are now full!
I'll hide the rolls for my turns now unless you really want to see them, since I refuse to ditch my d1000 system.I have to se those.
Alright. Sane GM is receptive to the player base.I'll hide the rolls for my turns now unless you really want to see them, since I refuse to ditch my d1000 system.I have to se those.
Quote from: Four GMing rules of this game1) Keep 'Update (#) of Restart' at the top of the post in order for an easier to find turn.
2) Stick to canon of the game, placing this at the bottom of update posts, updating the canon as it changes in the turn.
3) If the current GM is offline for 1 hour, if you haven't posted an action, or if you disregard the action you sent in, you can take the slot. The wait is bypassed if the GM posts that they are leaving.
4) At the end of your post, roll to see who the next GM is.
Xantalos: haunt the anti-magic device, continually switching it off at random times. Troll the crap out of the device's maintainers.*OFFICIAL STAMP OF APPROVAL*
Sane GM
Me: Un-eat the Doctor, apologize.Conflicting rolls have been detected. I am engaging the roll-off.
Xantalos: haunt the anti-magic device, continually switching it off at random times. Troll the crap out of the device's maintainers.
GWP: re-eat the doctor.Conflicting rolls have been detected. I am engaging the roll-off.
Silver hasn't had something stated yet, though.They typically breath cold.
your list is incomplete GWG, it's a cone of cold and a cone of paralyzing gas. paralyzes for 1d6 rounds + 1 round per age category.Silver hasn't had something stated yet, though.They typically breath cold.
GWGPS: Begin training sequence in which we become powerful enough to defeat the bear. Then go massacre all the bears in revenge.
REMUTHRA YOU JUST CAUSED A TIME PARADOX! Fix it!(3) Sorry, I sold my Playstation.
I'm putting this in my sig-page.REMUTHRA YOU JUST CAUSED A TIME PARADOX! Fix it!Sorry, I sold my Playstation.
I Thesaurus Dragonsis swear revenge on my mortal Nemesis the bear! And then I go to the nearest hospital to heal up. Failing that I pray to GWGPS for healing. Then begin training sequence set to 'Eye of the Tiger'.Roll=66
The bear: Use the finest technology bearkind can command to train for the rematch! Inject self with Bear Growth Hormone! Show up at the dragon's dojo and slay everyone when the dragon's out moving logs, including his pitifully weak sensei! Faceplant in a pile of cocaine on my desk, and prank-call the dragon relentlessly! Talk about how his sensei moaned like a whore when I ravaged him again, and again, and again.!Roll=62
K.J.H.: Produce a catchy theme-song that folk can't get out of their heads, extolling your many virtues and how generally great you are.Roll=20
4/100 is the difference between mixed victory and death?No, I just went with the thing that would most likely happen if you faceplanted in cocaine.
No, I just went with the thing that would most likely happen if you faceplanted in cocaine.Sigging this.
No, I just went with the thing that would most likely happen if you faceplanted in cocaine.I think you underestimate the grizzly bear constitution. Shoot, Tony Montana was just a man, and it made him immortal.
THE NEXT GM IS...
XANTALOS!
Uh, KJ, Xantalos was chosen as the next GM, not you.THE NEXT GM IS...
XANTALOS!
HayBecause I honestly am too lazy to do so.
I here
You should give the turn in the other thing to someone else
I can't do it now
HayBecause I honestly am too lazy to do so.
I here
You should give the turn in the other thing to someone else
I can't do it now
GWGPS: Begin training sequence in which we become powerful enough to defeat the bear. Then go massacre all the bears in revenge.
Support.
Oh, look at that. It would seem my turn is now canon. :)
Yeah fixing that would be nice. Thank you.
I herby transfer the turn to this guy! Because I'm also a lazy ass.Yeah fixing that would be nice. Thank you.
Still forgot GreatWyrmGold/Pyrite/Silver's training (safe from rule 3, since it could be transferred to me) and removing your action (which breaks rule 3), unless you want to transfer the turn to me. We need the rules to be followed!
Someone get the Rocky music! GWGPS: Begin training sequence in which we become powerful enough to defeat the bear. Then go massacre all the bears in revenge.
I Thesaurus Dragonsis swear revenge on my mortal Nemesis the bear! And then I go to the nearest hospital to heal up. Failing that I pray to GWGPS for healing. Then begin training sequence set to 'Eye of the Tiger'.
The bear: Use the finest technology bearkind can command to train for the rematch! Inject self with Bear Growth Hormone! Show up at the dragon's dojo and slay everyone when the dragon's out moving logs, including his pitifully weak sensei! Faceplant in a pile of cocaine on my desk, and prank-call the dragon relentlessly! Talk about how his sensei moaned like a whore when I ravaged him again, and again, and again.!
K.J.H.: Produce a catchy theme-song that folk can't get out of their heads, extolling your many virtues and how generally great you are.
...Update Update the updatening[/color]
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Next G.M. is: Zanzetkuken The Great
Wow, someone is channeling Handsome Jack right now... I hate Handsome Jack. :)It seems I'll have to play borderlands 2 now. At some point.
GWGPS: Figure out what the hell we're doing
Kim Jong Hui: Begin MANDATE REFORMS
T. Dragonsis: Ask the other heads if we can go slaughter the Bear clan in revenge. You know, minus children.
Bear: Pledge service to Xantalos the all-powerful eldritch abomination! THE BEAR CLAN WILL RULE SUPREME!Wow, someone is channeling Handsome Jack right now... I hate Handsome Jack. :)It seems I'll have to play borderlands 2 now. At some point.
Bear: Prank-call GWGPSG & taunt them.
EU: Make soup.
You took over that dragon and named it T. Dragonsis.Wait, before there's an argument let's have Remuthra decide.Spoiler: first mention (click to show/hide)
You ought to reverse those two kj- bruce lee would make a better lady than chuck norris.
You have to be a dragon, as is canon, since that was what you were brought in to be. However, you could, for example, turn yourself into a cyborg dragonmech or discover your parents were Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee with a good roll.There will be many rolls.
Good, good. Let the RNG flow through you. Feel the power of the Dark Side of the Plot.You have to be a dragon, as is canon, since that was what you were brought in to be. However, you could, for example, turn yourself into a cyborg dragonmech or discover your parents were Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee with a good roll.There will be many rolls.
Did 'GreatWyrmGold's Games' just become a game??
You monster.Did 'GreatWyrmGold's Games' just become a game??I am claiming credit for making it a thing.
Indeed.You monster.Did 'GreatWyrmGold's Games' just become a game??I am claiming credit for making it a thing.
Did 'GreatWyrmGold's Games' just become a game??
I am claiming credit for making it a thing.
KJH: Examine own name.
Did 'GreatWyrmGold's Games' just become a game??
I am claiming credit for making it a thing.
You ought to reverse those two kj- bruce lee would make a better lady than chuck norris.I do not believe that gender plays a significant role, the children would be the product of memetic propagation...
T. Dragonsis: Remember that you aren't actually a dragon and wonder why no one else seem to realize this. (He's actually the offspring of a genderbent Chuck Norris and a non-genderbent Bruce Lee.)[.036] Bruce Lee and Charlene Norris met at a [18] classy swiss resort on vacation. Norris, being [11] about average looking, wooed Bruce by means of [16] intelligent conversation. Her intentions were [3] horrible, as she was only interested in the fame and possible money of banging Bruce Lee. [?-?] Bruce lee was [6] below average in bed, [1] which was actually one of the best performances he'd ever given, [19] which may have been in-spite of or due to Norris's utter excellence. Way to go Norris. The next morning, [10] the two agreed to meet again, at some point in the future.
EU: Harness infinite soup into an infinite energy generator.[16] The EU harness the power of the infinite soup cascade to make an infinite energy generator! [R6R1] IT'S NET-ENERGY-NEGATIVE! THEY BEGIN TO [R6R6] DRAIN THEIR OWN ENERGY AT A PACE EXCEEDING THEIR UNIVERSE'S OVERCLOCKING CAPABILITIES!
Fuck you, I do what I want![R6R4] Somewhere, kj thanks his lucky stars he lives in a 'free country'.
KJH: Examine own name.[6] Kim Jong Hui finds his name satisfactory, but could do with some more magnificence. [8] He proclaims that any instance of his name is now to be In a glorious shade of [14] LIME GREEN! ALL HAIL KIM JONG HUI!
>Xantalos: Try to steal the ultimate soup.[R6R5] Xantalos uses his eldritch powers to reach into the crumbling universe and steal the universe-destroying ultimate soup. Delicious.
K.J.H.: Dual-wield death-star-guns and conquer the Q.
G.M.: Rhyme.[?2?] Fuck...a duck.
G.W.G.P.S.: Doff.[R6R3] GWGPSD Doffs some horns, to scoff at thorns. But 'yikes!', for it's rather painful, like a rainfall, of spikes!.
GrizzlyAdamz: make a suggestion involving pasta.[5] GrizzlyAdamz makes a witty post with pasta, fasta than most ditties ca' take. [?2?] RAM's head explodes, all to the ends of Hampton Roads.
T.R.C.: Coil Jormungandr into a lasso and lasso the plot.[17][?1?] In the process of doing so, the nonsense does spread the GM's head!
Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, All of the Lolcats: Produce a creature of unstoppable cuteness.[R6R4] They form a team and make a meme with an arsenal of marginal cuteness.
E.U.: Produce a gun that shoots Chuck Norrises.[R6R4] Scans indicate plans submersed in the pre-melt universe.
E.U.: Annex Antarctica.[R6R6] Just after the EU's collapse, a hidden fax of [?20(FUCK)v19(GODDAMNIT?] foreign Pat.'s founded a warren as the planet's frozen wardens. Only to find, they'd landed on the ocean.
Xantalos: Corrupt everyone's actions.[1] Xantalos corrupts RAM's actions. RAM must now rhyme in order to post actions.
Mr.T: Get the Ts together and have a T party.[R6R4] Mr. T gathers tea, T-shirts, & plastic golphing widgets and hosts a t-party, member-exclusive.
T. Dragonsis: Remember all the fun times you had with your twin Canada Dragonsis.［４］ Ｃａｎａｄａ Ｄｒａｇｏｎｓｉｓ． Ｏｈ， ｔｈｅ ｇｌｏｒｉｏｕｓ ｔｉｍｅｓ ｙｏｕ ｈａｄ ｂｅｆｏｒｅ Ｃａｎａｄａ ｈａｄ ａ ｈｏｒｒｉｂｌｅ ｍａｐｌｅ ｓｙｒｕｐ ｒｅｌａｔｅｄ ａｃｃｉｄｅｎｔ． Ｍａｙ ｔｈｅｉｒ ｆｏｓｓｉｌｉｚｅ ｃａｎｄｙ ｃｏｒｐｓｅ ｆｌｏａｔ ｉｎ ｏｒｂｉｔ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｈｏｍｅｗｏｒｌｄ ｆｏｒｅｖｅｒ． Ｔｈｉｓ ｍｅｍｏｒｙ ｍａｋｅｓ ｙｏｕ ａ ｓａｄ ｄｒａｇｏｎ．
Kj1225: Fine. Fuck Adams for the greatest hate sex in the half of the world that is ruled by the Dragonsis hierarchy. If that's okay with Adams, of course.
Grizzly: Only if you win it IN A CAGE MATCH!
Robobear: We must become stronger! BECOME STRONGER! (cmooon, good roll from the insanity chip!)
>Urist McDwarf: Magma everyone except you Gods: GWGPSD, KIM JONG HUI, Xantalos the Bear, and the Extra-universals.［３］[5]［４］[2] Ａ ｆｌｙｉｎｇ ｆｏｒｇｏｔｔｅｎ ｂｅａｓｔ ｓｅｅｍｓ ｔｏ ｂｅ ｉｍｐｅｄｉｎｇ ｙｏｕｒ ｅｆｆｏｒｔｓ， ｙｅｔ ｙｏｕ ｍａｎａｇｅ ｔｏ ｉｎｃｉｒｅｎａｔｅ ａ ｇｏｏｄ ｐａｒｔ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ Ｌｅａｇｕｅ ｏｆ Ｕｎａｓｓｏｃｉａｔｅｄ Ｉｎｓｅｒｔ Ｃｈａｒａｃｔｅｒｓ．
G.W.G.P.S.D.: Make some babies with halitosis.
GWGPSD: End these shenanigans and cast spells to split us up into our rightful bodies.
KIM JONG HUI: "Am I crazy?"．
OI! RAM DIDN'T RHYME! AND KJH ISN'T GREEN! WHAT IS THIS?!
RAM broke the rules as did Lord slowpoke. Zan, could you be a dear and fix this?
T. Dragonsis: Send RAM and Lord Slow poke to the 'special dungeon'.
and Slowpoke just won't add the canon.
RAM's turn was had, it just didn't consist of anything.
RAM bases the next G.M. on posts rather than actions, so no actions was not an issue.
RAM speaketh not in the RAM. For RAM IS the RAM.Then who is ewe?
Seeing as how it's the only action, who the hell is RC?The Railroad Conductor. He keeps the game on the plot railroad.
Also: that's not a rhyme yo, and further, GWGPSD was not a part of the sentence/action.
Also: why do you two hate lime green?
Who is the person who was supposed to GM the next turn and forgot?You, now.
Who is the person who was supposed to GM the next turn and forgot?You, now.
The hell is gauntlet?
The hell is gauntlet?Let me put it this way:
DEAR GOD GAUNTLETThe hell is gauntlet?Let me put it this way:
GOLD DRAGON NEEDS FOOD BADLY.
...Actually, I'm starting to feel hungry. Dammitdermkj...
DEAR GOD GAUNTLETThe hell is gauntlet?Let me put it this way:
GOLD DRAGON NEEDS FOOD BADLY.
...Actually, I'm starting to feel hungry. Dammitdermkj...
Grant all participants infinite quarters.
*reads thread*
... I love all of you. I really do.
>Random Soldier: Call in air strike on necromancer.>Other Random Soldier Call in airstrike on first Random Soldier.
>Third Random Soldier: Call in spacestrike on second Random Soldier.>Random Soldier: Call in air strike on necromancer.>Other Random Soldier Call in airstrike on first Random Soldier.
>Random Soldier: Call in air strike on necromancer.
>Random Soldier: Call in air strike on necromancer.>Other Random Soldier Call in airstrike on first Random Soldier.
>Third Random Soldier: Call in spacestrike on second Random Soldier.>Random Soldier: Call in air strike on necromancer.>Other Random Soldier Call in airstrike on first Random Soldier.
Murdoch? Nah, Malthus had a noble goal in letting people die.Yes. We have to worship as gods anyone with a high enough net worth. In return, we are blessed with the ability to win at the stock market.
(You mean the Murdoch who owns Fox news and that, right?)
*Gets out popcorn*
Yeah, you just kind of poke the popcorn maker and get a bucket of popcorn. I'm not sure how that works.THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS
If only. That would be so cool.Yeah, you just kind of poke the popcorn maker and get a bucket of popcorn. I'm not sure how that works.THAT'S EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS
Shuffle in close to Zanzetkuken and offer to sell him some high quality goods.
Fuse elephant hip bones with hipster.
"Don't you want to be even more hip?"
Pretty promising for a game inside GWG's thread.
Xantalos' Baseball Cap is a baseball cap worn by Xantalos. The Nightcapnomicon is a book of eldritch spells of the dapper hat-wearing variety.
Infiltrate a Cerulean outpost, cut power supply. Activate cloaking if necessary, fire in 3-round bursts if necessary.
Fuse elephant hip bones with hipster.The dragon notices the necromancer attempting to do the above action, before it is completed, the dragon shoots the necromancer with his Remington.
"Don't you want to be even more hip?"
Raise the dead fashion trends.
Open my notes for this adventure. Remove the Asparagus's mortars from the notes, and hence the adventure.
Throw flashbang, spray the guards with lead, turn on cloak and get back to base.
If you need dialogue, PM me.
Use necromancer powers to revive self.
Locate cover. Hide behind it.
Get my pages unstuck!
Now make a fortune off of my own soldiers!
Infiltrate the main cerulean facility alone.
Use my wealth to headhunt the enemy soldiers!
That's why I included the abbreviation tag.Use my wealth to headhunt the enemy soldiers!
I already knew what headhunting was, but for a second I thought you meant hiring soldiers to kill them.
Investigate Elephant Parade's 5 using Cerulean base records.
Investigate Elephant Parade's 5 using Cerulean base records.
***INTEL REPORT***
Our intelligence confirms that it was a 5.
***END REPORT***
Use my wealth to headhunt the enemy soldiers!
Investigate Elephant Parade's 5 using Cerulean base records.
***INTEL REPORT***
Our intelligence confirms that it was a 5.
***END REPORT***
Dig Deeper! Search for corruption!
Wake up and get to my base again.
Dye.
Try to wake up again, shoot as necesary, get back to base.
Two things.It's entirely possible. I'd need some kind of map that's less absurd to change. Maybe if I figured out how to use Hexographer to make battlefield maps or something...
Firstly, GWG, are you planning to revive Islands of Misery? Because I just read through it and it looks cool.
keep searching!
keep searching!
(2)They don't have any more records on the subject.
keep searching!
(2)They don't have any more records on the subject.
Investigate these 2's
Launch Viruses against the Cerulean Base from the Terminal.
THIS WILL NEVER DIE!Is that a challenge?
Edit: GWG, have you thought about reviving The Art of Minimalism?Yes.
Personally I think it's best you hadn't done that.
Why should we care where GWG went? Personally, I don't see how it's relevant to Bay12.this too
Why should we care where GWG went? Personally, I don't see how it's relevant to Bay12.this too
he gave me permission to do it, okay.I can't speak for anyone else but I really just don't care where he went, and I'd like to forget about him, and I also don't like posting in a banned person's old thread which I'd rather let die.
Is my thread some kind of standard or something, now?You hyped the map too much. It's like Half Life 3 now.