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[Gamerlord]

Posting to watch the insanity.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Act as a paragon of good.

[Doomblade187]

...
BEGIN KICKING STUFF

KICK EVERYTHING.

[Xantalos]

Act as a paragon of good.

You knew what you were doing when you made a thread about yourself in Bay12, GWG. It was only a matter of ... 10 posts before we took the idea, ran with it, crashed it into the ground, ran over it with a tank, took the squashed remains of the idea, barbecued it, pronounced it 'NICE', added mustard, swallowed it whole, and exploded.

[Remuthra]

Still debating whether the dark cult idea was better.

[Doomblade187]

Act as a paragon of good.

You knew what you were doing when you made a thread about yourself in Bay12, GWG. It was only a matter of ... 10 posts before we took the idea, ran with it, crashed it into the ground, ran over it with a tank, took the squashed remains of the idea, barbecued it, pronounced it 'NICE', added mustard, swallowed it whole, and exploded.

To be exact, the idea exploded while inside us, then our remains melded, creating a monstrosity never seen before in the universe- the Bay12 version of 'Good'.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Actually, I was just trying to make a place to put all my forum games. My sig was getting crowded.

[Xantalos]

Actually, I was just trying to make a place to put all my forum games. My sig was getting crowded.

Still, you knew the consequences.
Even if you didn't, you did.

[Lenglon]

Code: [Select]

>Reality.Diag
>Reality Integrity: 61.3%
>Attempt Repair? [Y/N]
>Y
>Repairing...
>Reality repairs complete, data loss estimated at 47.5%
>Restore to last known good? [Y/N]
>N
>Closing diagnostic mode
You feel as though a great fog has stopped clouding your mind and look around at what you have done. apparently you're on a strange alien planet populated by clowns and with flora primarilly composed of bananna trees. You seem to be wearing some kind of rock or gravel  dragon body armor.  it also seems to have somehow taken advantage of their gravelly nature to provide ammunition for a set of four chainguns mounted on it, two on either side. finally, you also feel the slightly oily feeling of having red paint on your scales under the armor suit. oh, and the suit appears to be on fire, although without anything worthwhile to burn, the fire is dying off quite rapidly.

although the current situation seems quite odd, you try to make the most of it, and begin to talk to the locals to try to get your bearings.
"Excuse me, whe-" "HONK" "Um, hello?" "HONK" "No, seriously, I-" "HONK" "WILL YOU STOP THA-""HONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK"
The clowns all turn to face you, rapidly honking, and begin to pull highly improbable weapons out of the pockets, ranging from already-running chainsaws to pistols with 10-foot-long barrels to flowers that you shortly find out, firsthand, apparently shoot out bouncing balls of fire.

in desperation to clear the immediate area around you, you being to kick over the clowns, although you try to avoid needless murder, you think some of them wont ever be getting up again. the situation is just to chaotic for you to maintain proper control.

What now?

[Xantalos]

Fly to orbit
Begin orbital bombardment with fire

[Doomblade187]

Fly to orbit
Begin orbital bombardment with fire

WATCH IT BURN!

[Remuthra]

Fly to orbit
Begin orbital bombardment with fire

WATCH IT BURN!

Then set the fire on fire!

[kj1225]

Fly to orbit
Begin orbital bombardment with fire

WATCH IT BURN!

Then set the fire on fire!

Have an orgy with the fire!

[Lenglon]

Fly to orbit
Begin orbital bombardment with fire

ok....

WATCH IT BURN!

sure, why not?

Then set the fire on fire!

um, what?

Have an orgy with the fire!

no, just... no.
as the clowns continue their assault, you decide that the time for negotiation is over. you fly up into low orbit, and begin to breath fire...
until you remember that your breath weapon doesn't have the range for that, so you switch to casting extended delayed blast fireball, repeatedly. you end up burning a lot of spell slots, but you're reasonably certain that you've cleared a landing site, what with the flaming hellhole being all that's left of the settlement you found yourself in moments ago.

what now?

[Xantalos]

Go tunnelling
Attempt to tunnel the planet in half