, his arch-rival.
(55) T. Dragonsis rips open a one-way portal in space time that sends the hydra-like dragon, Lord Slowpoke, and RAM into a game of Gauntlet. The other portal is at level 100.
(21) The Forgotten Beast devours all of the magma and throws the league into the one-way rift into Gauntlet.
>The Railroad Conductor has gone insane and is attempting to destroy the errant plot
>His arch-rival, Old Man Henderson has distracted him from going after Xantalos
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>The ExtraUniversals are mad at Kim Jong Hui, and have destroyed 17 death star guns.
>The ExtraUniversals make the best soup in the multi-verse, somehow making it come out of the bowl it was made in infinitely, if poured out.
>The ExtraUniversals attempted to harness the power of the infinite soup-bowl, and inadvertently overheated their system's CPU with the amount of energy they lost.
>The ExtraUniversals had plans to make guns that shot Chuck Norrises.
>The ExtraUniversals launched a landing party to make a beachhead on earth's remote Antarctican continent- they landed on a frozen section of ocean shortly before their home universe melted.
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>Xantalos is an eldrich abomination that has tails made of every material in Dwarf Fortress
>He is randomly flicking a set of four switches, giving magic a 25% success rate
>He is enjoying delicious ultimate-universe-destroying soup.
>He is forcing RAM to rhyme in any posts he makes which contain actions.
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>Kim Jong-Hui is the leader of North Korea, in the future, at the point where the machine is at.
>In his time, he controls the universe.
>He has killed off all the techpriests (the Order members) and replaced them.
>A planet has been glassed in response to his revolution against himself, which is now on a shaky truce.
>The PEOPLE'S HIGH-VELOCITY PATRIOTISM DISPENSER is an important device for the control of the universe.
>He is the god of flossing between toes.
>His father was king of flossing between the ears.
>Has a gun that shoots death stars that shoots guns that shoot death stars.
>There is a 20 parsec wall of death stars that is screwing up space travel.
>All mustache twirling is banned.
>Left leg taped to right arm and right leg taped to left arm.
>Protesters suppressed: praise heightened, outside opinion lowered
>Extra-Universals invading!
>Made a similar Gangam style parody.
>Kim Jong Hui begin to reform mandates, and the Extra-Universals temporarily back off.
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>There is an Eldrich Abomination (Xantalos) that had fused the Great Wyrms, Gold and Pyrite into a two headed dragon. Gold and Pyrite are completely unable to affect the other due to extensive powers used in the fusion.
>Gold and Pyrite are affecting the thought processes of the other due to a consciousness link that has slightly ebbed their rivalry, since they have taken a liking to the other's abilities, and the powers of both are amplified due to the fusion.
>There is an Order in the future (North Korea controls the Universe, there) that manipulated the events of the past in order to bring you to this universe to fight the Eldrich Abomination (Xantalos) and die. You have killed their council that they sent back in time to send you to fight the Abomination.
>You are in the near future, where humanity is a space-faring civilization that worships you, and by extension, Pyrite.
>There exists a device in the far future that is preventing the use of magic in the present besides your ability to fly and breath attack. This limits you to only using mundane things until the device is destroyed. The device cannot be reached by waiting for it to be constructed, because it is powered by the ending of the universe. It carries over the effects of Pyrite's barrier, which means that there are no respawns until it is destroyed. It is powered through the use of time portals, and the effect is sent through a time portal to the present. The method of creating the portals is technological. The portal is one-way, in your direction. It affects a time period of + or - 1000 years of your current position at all times.
>The Great Wyrms tried to shut down the device via a quantum bogosort, using the first quantum computer. When they attempted this, they ultimately failed, destroying the computer and the team who built it, setting back quantum computing by 3 years.
>Your worship thread was taken down and some forumites have been silenced for some reason.
>Whenever another dragon approaches you, it is assimilated into you.
>The Great Wyrms need to eat soon.
>The Great Wyrms know about the 25% success rate of magic.
>The Great Wyrms have somehow had children with halitosis.
>The Great Wyrms are in Gauntlet.
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>T. Dragonsis's sensei is dead
>T. Dragonsis has sworn revenge on T. Bear.
>T. Dragonsis has become another head of the GreatWyrm conglomeration.
>T. Dragonsis has caused an argument in the conglomeration.
>T. Dragonsis has a twin brother
>T. Dragonsis is an oriental dragon
>T. Dragonsis and his brother were begat by a love-&-kung-fu-fueled romance between Chuck Charlene Norris & Bruce Lee that leveled nations and cured cancer.
>T. Dragonsis's brother was killed in a maple syrup accident, and is floating in orbit.
>T. Dragonsis and the GreatWyrm conglomeration are in gauntlet.
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>T. Bear is a robobear
>T. Bear has a fried sanity chip, causing actions used for him to be forced to not make sense!
>T. Bear is not strong enough to pledge himself to Xantalos.
>T. Bear has prank called GWGPSD.
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>Kj1225, Urist McDwarf, and GrizzlyAdamz are all part of the Ｕｎａｓｓｏｃｉａｔｅｄ Ｌｅａｇｕｅ ｏｆ Ｉｎｓｅｒｔ Ｃｈａｒａｃｔｅｒｓ.
>There is a flying forgotten beast stopping the League's magma.
>The magma was lost and the league was thrown through the portal.
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>RAM is within Gauntlet.
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>Lord Slowpoke is within Gauntlet.
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GM RULES:
1) Keep 'Update (#) of Restart' at the top of the post in order for an easier to find turn.
2) Stick to canon of the game, placing this at the bottom of update posts, updating the canon as it changes in the turn.
3) If the current GM is offline for 1 hour, if you haven't posted an action, or if you disregard the action you sent in, you can take the slot. The wait is bypassed if the GM posts that they are leaving.
4) At the end of your post, roll to see who the next GM is.
5) Conflicting actions will be resolved by cage match.
6) Remuthra must return kj1225's PlayStation before the end of the console war.
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