Just generated a "smaller" world, and damn near all of its major regions have noteworthy names.
- The Hill of Dissolving
- The Towers of Terror
- The Adorable Gulf
- The Forests of Adventuring
- The Forest of Boiling
And my favorite, The Forests of Gurgling
Also, the only megabeast is a zombie dragon named Firejade, which was a cool name, so I decided to make an adventurer (Adre Muffinrelic, a funnyish name) to add Firejade to someone's kill list. I walk five steps and get eaten by a pack of flaming manta rays. Damn mod.
Trying again (Atu Grizzlychewed), same results as before.
Alright, now I'l playing as a goddamn Batman (Imola Touchedcacti). This time around, I fly out of reach before the mantas can eat me. Success! . . . only I get ambushed by some kind of alligator, punch it in the snout, and die. Alligator's newfound monicker isn't interesting enough to mention here, nor were either of the two flying fish.
Tired of losing, I just create an adventurer (Urir Virginshowered) that starts in the damn town I was trying to get to. In the town, I find:
-A temple engraving of two fairies entitled "The Breakfast of Delights"
-Another engraving, "The Evaporation of Raunch" (ew)
-An elf with an aunt named Etini Frillyleopard
-A guard named Mos Mopjack
-Sulthu Drummedskull; a Hammerman, naturally
Nothing else interesting happens, and I none of the things that end up killing me later get a funny name, but all in all, it was a good haul for today.
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