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Neoskel

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #990 on: October 21, 2009, 07:27:48 pm »

I just had a dwarf get possessed and make Bimmongadan.

It's a flint coffin, and the name means: "The Plain Honesties"

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #991 on: October 21, 2009, 09:04:42 pm »

I found a store called the Adorable Bulwark. I was happy. I bought a shield.
This adorable bulwark need not block. ;)
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #992 on: October 21, 2009, 10:18:25 pm »

Bloodseed, Dark Fortress from the group The Reckless Oceans

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #993 on: October 22, 2009, 01:04:50 pm »

One of the champions in my current fort is called Thob Blockadedgenius the Adorable Sack of Gloves, best title ever. And a possessed dwarf made a thong named 'Organseals', choice name for a thong I should think.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #994 on: October 22, 2009, 05:00:24 pm »

This one comes with a bit of a story.
It was my third year in the fortress of Anuscaves (random, I swear.) and we were being seiged by Elves already.
One of my female Wrestlers, Goldenwhips, was locked in struggle with a male swordself who lost his sword.
They were trapped in a ditch, locked in combat for a good season.
When she killed him, she got a good thought of it.
Later, she had a baby. The baby had the second word of the Elf's name, Leaf.
The baby's name was Bloodyleaf.
The dwarf had no relationships, and had a grudge with a-lot of people.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #995 on: October 23, 2009, 05:52:54 pm »

Fortress "Waxedsack," founded by "the South Tours." It does sound like they do a lot of touring down south.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #996 on: October 24, 2009, 10:56:29 pm »

a champion named minkot anushammer the flowery stranger
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #997 on: October 24, 2009, 11:13:37 pm »

a champion named minkot anushammer the flowery stranger
It sounds like a dude in a tuxedo with a rose and he has a modified codpiece for his butt in the shape of an hammer. He also has a hat like some 1920s detective.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #998 on: October 25, 2009, 12:00:46 am »

a champion named minkot anushammer the flowery stranger
It sounds like a dude in a tuxedo with a rose and he has a modified codpiece for his butt in the shape of an hammer. He also has a hat like some 1920s detective.
I am not sure what made me laugh more.
Reading that or visualizing it.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #999 on: October 25, 2009, 12:12:42 pm »

This one comes with a bit of a story.
It was my third year in the fortress of Anuscaves (random, I swear.) and we were being seiged by Elves already.
One of my female Wrestlers, Goldenwhips, was locked in struggle with a male swordself who lost his sword.
They were trapped in a ditch, locked in combat for a good season.
When she killed him, she got a good thought of it.
Later, she had a baby. The baby had the second word of the Elf's name, Leaf.
The baby's name was Bloodyleaf.
The dwarf had no relationships, and had a grudge with a-lot of people.

...What. What. Right.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1000 on: October 25, 2009, 12:38:35 pm »

I had a human adventurer named *something* Heavydrinker :D
He might have lived with the dwarves!
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1001 on: October 25, 2009, 12:46:49 pm »

This one comes with a bit of a story.
It was my third year in the fortress of Anuscaves (random, I swear.) and we were being seiged by Elves already.
One of my female Wrestlers, Goldenwhips, was locked in struggle with a male swordself who lost his sword.
They were trapped in a ditch, locked in combat for a good season.
When she killed him, she got a good thought of it.
Later, she had a baby. The baby had the second word of the Elf's name, Leaf.
The baby's name was Bloodyleaf.
The dwarf had no relationships, and had a grudge with a-lot of people.

...What. What. Right.

So there are half elves in DF already!?! Or was that just a case of some really wierd naming?
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1002 on: October 25, 2009, 02:09:11 pm »

This one comes with a bit of a story.
It was my third year in the fortress of Anuscaves (random, I swear.) and we were being seiged by Elves already.
One of my female Wrestlers, Goldenwhips, was locked in struggle with a male swordself who lost his sword.
They were trapped in a ditch, locked in combat for a good season.
When she killed him, she got a good thought of it.
Later, she had a baby. The baby had the second word of the Elf's name, Leaf.
The baby's name was Bloodyleaf.
The dwarf had no relationships, and had a grudge with a-lot of people.

...What. What. Right.

So there are half elves in DF already!?! Or was that just a case of some really wierd naming?
Hopefully the latter

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1003 on: October 27, 2009, 02:37:47 pm »

Heres one from my current worldgen, a goblin group named The Competitive spit-monsters. I really lol'd at that one. The civ name is actually pretty normal, the Hell of Castles.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1004 on: October 27, 2009, 09:15:43 pm »

I just got a quest to kill a giant named Susus Apexsweet the Climactic Nuts.
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