Iffy memory, poor empathy, very bad analytical abilities, poor focus, very bad intuition, but good for social relations. That's the leader we all need here! Just never ask him to sing.
If we find any alder here, please store its logs into special stockpile. I'll use then to furnish my room.
I'd like to be dorfed as Urist-Soon-to-be-corpse, in a dangerous profession.
I call bookkeeper!
Claiming the to-be Cook/Brewer, under the name of Flame.
Claiming acheesemakercraft dwarf, stone preferred.
Dwarf please! Any military related dwarf you got, preferably male.
Oh, okay.
Spoiler: Entry #1 - Journal of Bsnott (click to show/hide)
I'd like a dorfing. Anyone who has a pet alpaca. Ah, how I miss Reg...anyway.
I probably won't be able to post much as I'm in the middle of a few succession games, but I will try.
Journal of Peregar the Carp Enter
Dear Diary.
The Mountainhome keeps sending us families with a lot of chilndren. Why? What plans do they have about them? Is the sutiation there so ___ that family dwarves have to leave in search of better place?
Censored by Royal Security Committee
Journal of Walnuts
Entry 1
I've decided to start keeping a journal of my decent into insanity at this pit, lets hope it doesn't turn out like the story of Boatmurdered.
I'll take a spot. I'd prefer a miner, though another profession is fine with me, under the name of Karnii.Got it.
Yes, put me into reclaim party, as Gar the axedwarf (and any civilian profession that fits). Lets chop some goblins!
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Oh, I didn't even have time to start up journal entries before I died. Redorf please! Maybe a less dangerous job, maybe a miner or a mechanic or something..
(http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/1967/xlr3.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/820/xlr3.png/)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh, I didn't even have time to start up journal entries before I died. Redorf please! Maybe a less dangerous job, maybe a miner or a mechanic or something..So you do not want to join the reclaim party? Fine, but tou will have to wait a bit.^^
Oh, I didn't even have time to start up journal entries before I died. Redorf please! Maybe a less dangerous job, maybe a miner or a mechanic or something..So you do not want to join the reclaim party? Fine, but tou will have to wait a bit.^^
Eh? Wait, I do want to join the reclaim party.
Dwarf name Griffin, the miner and mechanic.
Whoops, missed that last part, thought we abandoned because of a tantrum spiral or something like that. I'll make sure she won't be running anywhere..
I should change the name to something else, since my dwarf is a female...
Journal of Gar the axedwarf.
Dear journal. Everything is ready for the magma-flooding the whole outside. But before we start, it need the Proper name. Whole fortress is mumbling words and aguing with each others. Nobody does the work.
Let me suggest some names too.
INcendiary SAfety NEtwork. INSANE
CHeerful Approach Of Sanitarization, magmatic device - CHAOS M.D.
Seek-Pursue-Ignite Climatic Engine. SPICE, that must flow.
Results of the test were rather underwhelming though. I do not want to give that many spoilers since it is in Chapter XVIII but what I can tell you is fact that it spreads extremely slowly. At least I fried one goblin while doing it. I am also doing a back up version of the fort, just in case i misjudge something while making the device more.... efficient(nothing major, really. I'm no good with engineering)Set pumps where the magma fills those narrow channels. Pressurized magma spreads much faster!
Results of the test were rather underwhelming though. I do not want to give that many spoilers since it is in Chapter XVIII but what I can tell you is fact that it spreads extremely slowly. At least I fried one goblin while doing it. I am also doing a back up version of the fort, just in case i misjudge something while making the device more.... efficient(nothing major, really. I'm no good with engineering)Set pumps where the magma fills those narrow channels. Pressurized magma spreads much faster!
We do not want to set the world and migrants on fire accidentally, do we?WUT?? :o We do not?!
The only time I was really confused was the first time you used the word "fun" instead of 'fan".
Applying for mad scientist, Zurko.
Contest for a Very Dwarvy Name is open. Please do give your ideas as to what to call our magma-device. Extra points for acronyms that make sense are dwarvy^^. Winners get an engraved quarters complete with office, dining room and sculpture garden, with furniture material of their choice.
Terms and conditions apply, for rarer materials one may wait for 10+dwarven years.
Wow. That looks like an aikido fight session.Spoiler: Badass (click to show/hide)
If not yet claimed, I'd like to apply for the position of Hammerer. Preferably the weakest 12-year-old in the fortress; sex doesn't matter.
If that's not possible, I'll go for the most useless dorf in the fortress (at your discretion, I'm not picky); but definitely prefer a just-turned-adult dwarf, with the worst social skills possible..
The sporadic updates are actually a bonus, since I'm already involved in a few other succession forts.
Would you kindly dwarf me? A preferred profession would be weapon smith, but I could go for carpenter if need be.
I would also like to make some art if you don't mind. Just some MSPaint pictures of combat logs or something.
Oops! Sorry. A male dwarf would be good, and my forum name "Sumyunguy" will do. Thanks for giving me a chance to pick. :)-snip-Any Gender or Name preferences? And go ahead, art will liven things up, my personal recomendation is death of Karnii or the most recent Thumb of Death throw^^ If you take commissions that is^^
Karnii's fall.MSPaint = yesSpoiler (click to show/hide)
I will be honest here, I never knew anyone could master MS paint to do something decent. You, Sir, made something that proved me wrong. I applaud you. I am afraid to see what you could do with InkScape.Thanks for the kind words and thanks allowing me to post some art depicting the epic Murderwheel. I am really glad you like it!
- snip -This is awesome! Thank you for giving me a fine dwarf and a chance to take a role in some daring plot creation and foreshadowing. Your writing and story creation is excellent. I might try to write a journal entry or something that will go along with this amazing tale.
Awesome. I envision my dorf as looking like the ridiculous spawn of Alfred E. Neumann and the Wendy's mascot. With Wyatt Earp's 'stache, of course.
Great, and now I can't unsee that image.
You know, the Rule V. is there so we are all surprised with the result. I could have as easily set it so it shows the current status of the poll all the time if I wanted it. -.- I'm not criticising but...Erm...Uh...I-I saw that! Yeah. Definitely.
I vote pan-galactic gargle blaster. (http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Pan_Galactic_Gargle_Blaster)
I'd not mind being a dwarf :) My only request would be that I be some sort of maker of things, and named Red :) (With my sudden influx of free time I may be able to pull off some journals too :D)
Oh we do import those arrows, and which ones would you rather use, Goblin brand of Elven brand?Whatever! Goblin ones should be more deadly
Is there a chance I could get my dwarf personality page? I would like to make some journals. :D
I sees it now, I got a chick lol.
Holy carp, so many agents here. Gar will have hard times in his investigation, they can easily distract it into wrong way.I would delve deeper into Solymr's loyalties, but I need the story to advance and that just got delayed.
i don't want a go but could i be dorfed pref male and spearman name ventus job stabbydude
On another note, the sheriff Gar is quite the character. He now uses a bow, a weapon dwarves don't use often, and he's getting quite skilled with it. I'm sure he will be a worthy one.No! You don't dare to touch it! It's mine, my precious!
He was the lover of the previous Overseer, and since we haven't chosen the new one yet, I should talk to him about the recent sieges.
Now that I think of it, Gar's bow is quite unnatural... An artifact made just after his lover's murder... Could it be?
I will have to ask him to let me inspect that bow.
Did you ever think why Red would give a magnificent bow to a dwarf with no ranged experience?'cause I'm the dwarf whose job is protecting the fort, that's why! And I do have archer skill now, that's just a matter of training.
That's right. And do you know how could a dwarf, with no capability to make bows, suddenly make a magnificent bow for the dwarf protecting the fort who recently lost a lover to a killer?Ehm... I guess that was a strange mood. Any dwarf have chances to experience a strange mood.
And do you know what caused this particular strange mood?What? It.. it can't be... Oh. I have to think about it.
Since I don't expect you to know the answer, I'll be direct.
It was Litheme. Part of her soul is in that bow. That is her last gift to you. Make good use of it.
Wait, how could you know that for so sure?!Trust me on this, you'll know in due time.
Solymr, i send you a pm, depending on what you say is how fast next chapter is gonna pop-up.I'm so blind sometimes holy crap, replied.
I forgot to mention it, it is an uninteresting artifact overall but i placed it in the middle of the temple as an altar.Have an idea about it. Sent a PM.
And before you ask, in my culture Death is female and it fits more into the story so shush...Out of curiosity, what culture is that? You've mentioned that English isn't your first language, but never said which is your native tongue, and I can't quite place your accent.
And before you ask, in my culture Death is female and it fits more into the story so shush...Out of curiosity, what culture is that? You've mentioned that English isn't your first language, but never said which is your native tongue, and I can't quite place your accent.
My guess is spanish speaking south american.
Just ignore it and go on with the story :V
Either/or... Doesn't really matter^^.Don't use Google Docs. It's rich text, and it'll likely screw with the system. Just upload the .txt file to DFFD. You might have to put it in a .zip first, though.
As for upload, maybe on Google Docs? Or DFFD?
Apparently I can't add reactions to the forges so craftsdwarf's it is. Still uses weaponsmith skill though:
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8274
BTW I found an interesting token and I had an idea...
Unless you plan on regenning the world, no. I'll PM you about it if you want to use it anywhere else.
Also I want that interrogation scene with an elf. Zurko included.
Holy carp. What was that?! I don't even know how to react.
And for next two weeks I'm out for the vacations, so don't expect too many journal events from Gar. Use him at your needs.
eAnd no worries, I will^^ have fun on your vacation.... Just not !!FUN!!Well... Tropical ocean biome with volcano mountains, isn't it the place for some !!FUN!! ? ;D
Spoiler: MDWHL #4 (click to show/hide)
Did you seriously forget to mention that tiny, little, small, crucial detail?
I think you should make that scene yourself to explain how the hell that happened.
If I recall I actually just died of thirst too. I can't remember the exact details but I remember it being mentioned to me I was very hungry and very thirsty. The healthcare system seems to ve very much "TEND TO YOURSELF DAMMIT"Somehow my eyes skipped all over this.
((Just going to note I don't often get to write characters such as Sunshine. He is um. Kinda starting out with a bang. I apologize if anyone is squeamish. I can tone things down. Also I normally wouldn't have jumped right into him at ah. Work. Buuuut the opportunity knocked and all that. Also the music I use for writing him is almost scarily bubbly.))Spoiler: Sunshiny Log 1 (click to show/hide)
And here I thought getting chewed out was a figure of speaking.Spoiler: Teaser (click to show/hide)
I think we're almost done, it's just a matter of lazyboy actually answering my last PM.Gah, sorry. I didn't notice it.
Spoiler: A letter to Exodius the First (click to show/hide)
There's more, I've just not gotten it posted yet.Spoiler: A letter to Exodius the First (click to show/hide)
That's all? Took you some time guys^^Spoiler: To Flame, Militia Commander of Murderwheel (click to show/hide)
a superior-quality cabinet weaponWhoever gets this earns a bonus.
a superior-quality cabinet weaponWhoever gets this earns a bonus.
a superior-quality cabinet weaponWhoever gets this earns a bonus.
A Bonus = set of armor and a map to nearest kobold ambush^^ JK
a superior-quality cabinet weaponWhoever gets this earns a bonus.
A Bonus = set of armor and a map to nearest kobold ambush^^ JK
... They'd even get the armor? Or is the bonus the fact that they GET armor in the first place?
a superior-quality cabinet weaponWhoever gets this earns a bonus.
A Bonus = set of armor and a map to nearest kobold ambush^^ JK
... They'd even get the armor? Or is the bonus the fact that they GET armor in the first place?
The second option, obviously^^. Other wise it would be a normal procedure^^
Also, Red, how is that mod of yours going? I found the Raise Dead reaction, if you still need it^^
a superior-quality cabinet weaponWhoever gets this earns a bonus.
A Bonus = set of armor and a map to nearest kobold ambush^^ JK
... They'd even get the armor? Or is the bonus the fact that they GET armor in the first place?
The second option, obviously^^. Other wise it would be a normal procedure^^
Also, Red, how is that mod of yours going? I found the Raise Dead reaction, if you still need it^^
It's actually going quite well. I'm learning the language, at any rate. I'm working on the body materials :) The blood in particular. (I'll pop on at some point to get the info on that reaction though.)
Hello everybody! Just a couple weeks and you have a revolution here invested with secret investigation agents. Good job! Anything funny and epic happened with Gar?Spoiler: Journal of Gar (click to show/hide)
In all seriousness though, welcome back and I hope you enjoyed your vacation^^Oh, of course!
Spoiler: Journal of Gar, Bowman captain of guard (click to show/hide)
can you post Gar's relationship, please?
They will not help but hereReally. Looks like Gar is a kinda sociophobic person... A detective who've never seen anyone in this fortress except 6 person, while he's doing his investigations? Okay, let it be the questionaire that RIN gave him fo fill out and which he framed not going to reveal his real acquaitances.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also: Solymr is a girl in-game^^Oh, that weird situation again... Fixed the journal.
They will not help but hereReally. Looks like Gar is a kinda sociophobic person... A detective who've never seen anyone in this fortress except 6 person, while he's doing his investigations? Okay, let it be the questionaire that RIN gave him fo fill out and which he framed not going to reveal his real acquaitances.Spoiler (click to show/hide)QuoteAlso: Solymr is a girl in-game^^Oh, that weird situation again... Fixed the journal.
Does she has some skill already, or you just going to make use of her as of any random peasant? In second case KB can just conscript any other soapmaker to this work. She needs a guild leader to take her into apprenticeship to ensure that
Don't worry about it... also that girl will soon finish 12 and start working as a decorator for swords, axes and other weapons^^. This will ensure KB will not touch her, she is far more useful alive^^
Does she has some skill already, or you just going to make use of her as of any random peasant? In second case KB can just conscript any other soapmaker to this work. She needs a guild leader to take her into apprenticeship to ensure that
Don't worry about it... also that girl will soon finish 12 and start working as a decorator for swords, axes and other weapons^^. This will ensure KB will not touch her, she is far more useful alive^^
I feel like the Pyro now.Spoiler: Journal of Gar, Bowman captain of guard (click to show/hide)
Double weird situation!I feel like the Pyro now.Spoiler: Journal of Gar, Bowman captain of guard (click to show/hide)
She is a legendary bone carver, she will stud our blades with the bones of our enemies! Kinda, more like with bones of the local wildlife....a separate stockpile for dead goblins, trolls and such would work, I think. Just wait till they rot long enough.
Double weird situation!I feel like the Pyro now.Spoiler: Journal of Gar, Bowman captain of guard (click to show/hide)
Its hard to fix forum posts from smartphone at about 2 after midnight. :D Sorry, let it be sign of Gar's nervous state.She is a legendary bone carver, she will stud our blades with the bones of our enemies! Kinda, more like with bones of the local wildlife....a separate stockpile for dead goblins, trolls and such would work, I think. Just wait till they rot long enough.
Really? Maybe not corpses but chopped limbs produce single bone after long rot... I think I had some dwarf who made something from goblin bones in this release. But anyway, exotic animal are fine too.
Not anymore, now you need to butcher corpses to get bones, they do not fall apart in this update....
I don't really have much to say in this update...
It's going nicely, this wednesday I'll get some major work on it done.
So Flame killed Griffin and succeeded his hammer.
Goblin ambush was on Timber, 18. And?So Flame killed Griffin and succeeded his hammer.
Yeah, but that is a secondary, for now at least, point.... Let me giv you a clue. Last time we saw KB he was in a Hospital... do you remember which year was that?
Oh shit I was rereading and I think I figured something out.*Stares at Solymr with wide open eyes (left one has a tic) and then asks with calm voice*
My lips are sealed though.
My lips are sealed though.
Spoiler: Dance Puppets, dance! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Journal of Gar the captain of guard, addendum (click to show/hide)
When you place Gar at the arbiter post, make sure he get no way to escape and no line of fire - he'll probably run away scared by goblins as civilian or run into the battle as the guard. If that's not what you want though....
I know what I am doing, I know it does not look like but trust me....Oh...
I propose the name M.A.D.N.E.S.S, or:
Many
Armed
Dwarves
Needlessly
Eviscerating
Several
Sylvans
Solymr's part is written that way on purpose, on a specific wish of Solymr himself...I can confirm this.
For the record, the poster might not get completed. My GIMP-fu is much worse than I anticipated, and I anticipated to be absolutely abysmal.
:DSpoiler: Journal of Gar (click to show/hide)
Also, I think I found a theme for Sunshine. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-lJZiqZaGA&feature=kp)
Hey guys, I have a question.... I could get the elven diplomat back in the game with DF Hack and cause a war with elves... I could also cause war with humans.... Should I? Our defenses are a tad bit stronger now...We shall have righteous and bloody war!!
Thank you. I thought that would fit Sunshine very, very well. Also, what is this "floor" thing you speak of? All I have are just piles of clothing and random crap I'm too lazy to clean up.Also, I think I found a theme for Sunshine. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-lJZiqZaGA&feature=kp)
*giggles forever* Oh man that is fantastic. I've been a tiiiiiiish busy lately (Semester started and I've just been cleaning a lot. Surprisingly, that results in such things known as FLOORS. But oh god. I'm giggling forever now.
The place looks very nice and dwarven! And yes, spoilers...
By the way, did you intentionally avoid breaking into caverns or just had no need to open them yet?
Surprise! I'm back.Commence wits battle now!Spoiler: MDWHL #7 (click to show/hide)
But I thought I was going to speak to KB, not a regular dwarf.Bring some elves and their yaks! He can't resist :D :D :D
Oh shit. Does anyone die?
Lovely Journals guys^^ Love the characterization on Khahm as well, will try to stick to it^^
Spoiler: The Journal of Flame (click to show/hide)
it was in the Chapter XXIX Addendum methinks^^
Don't get too excited, before the time skip i tried to make one a week, keyword: tried. Now it will be much worse, I have preordered Dark Souls 2 back in April Last year and I want to get as much out of it as possible on the opening weekend, sorry guys^^
It will be another mind-fuck chapter so prepare your brains^^To Lovecraft we go!
Just a thing if people did not catch on... The lady from the chapter is not the Red Lady.. It's Her... Just in case...Gar thinks that she is, and since he never met any of them, that's ok.
How's the flowchart going, Peregarett? I would love to see it^^Oh!. I forgot about it completely. Sorry.
*Sobs*
EDIT: In the interest of giving this a proper end, I'm making one last journal.Spoiler: The Final Journal of Flame (click to show/hide)
Oh, I thought you were going to fit it in the ending and finish the thread for good :V
Postponed indefinitely or until next version :V
Remember when I told you that my work apparently disppeared for no reason? It happened again...
You should check out the PMs though, we exposed it fairly well over there.