Running, in your case, will be extremely difficult.^^
Also
SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION TIME!.
I will make a little video series that should highlight how I develop the fortress! It is called "A Year in Murderwheel" and you can find it
HERE! For now there is only a pilot there but I plan on recording the whole year, with my wonderful, monotoned commentary over it! And no, I cannot do anything about video quality, my current PC is extremely crappy!
If you are curious how much messed up my head is, or you just want to efficiently bore someone to death with my voice (it is my real accent btw. get used to it), do check it out! If you do not subscribe and like
your dwarf will die in a suspicious accident! I may cancel the series! If you like my horrible creations I may make a full-on let's play series!
Edit: If you are worried this means there will be no chapter for that year rest assured, I will write one.
'Any chance of saving her?' Flame asked. Crossbowdwarves were using crosbows made by Red exclusively by now, he did not want to lose crossbowmaker this talented.
'Afraid there is no point even trying, Sir.' Chief Medical Dwarf said. 'Seems she has gone a bit nutty, if you know what I mean.'
'I am NOT mad! It really happened! Why isn't anyone believing me?' Red shouted. 'I was attacked by an assassin! A dwarven assassin, I swear!'
'Sure you were, honey, now go back to sleep.' Nurse interjected and knocked her out gently with a copper mace.
~~~~~
Few miles away an assassin was on the run. He did not manage to kill his target but from what he heard about Murderwheel health care system he could be sure that she will not live that much longer. He run back to mountain homes to report to his masters, Urist and Sons Crossbow and Munition Company, that another competitor has been removed.
Yeah, I know... But still, it would be a shame if Red would die such a stupid death as "falling down some stairs".
'I beg your pardon?' Flame was confused a little by what he heard. It was not much later after he spoke with the doctors.
'I have gathered a group of Faithful volunteers, we wish to test the Danger Room.' Sumyunguy has repeated.
'Ok, how many of you are there? Danger Room is half finished so I guess we could make a proof of concept run in it.'
'Seven, Sir.' The priest seemed elated. 'All are worshipers of our Lord, we wish to show our commitment to him and bring the battle to his enemies!'
'Very well, just try not to drown anyone.' Flame was getting seriously tired of all this mess.