So I out-eviled the villan. ...Huh. Anyway, use my Terry Crews half to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG0VGbcMeNM BLOCK the incoming beam attack, then topple a building on the orb with my building kick, and then EXPLOSIOOOONNN!!!
Say, how would I link something so that it seems like one word and not the whole url?
(1) YOU OPEN YOURSELF UP TO ATTACK, DEPENDING ON YOU MUSCLES TO BLOCK THE BEAM. SILLY XANTALOS, YOUR UNDEAD HALF CAN'T RESIST BEAM ATTACKS. (1) YOU ALSO MANAGE TO TOPPLE A BUILDING ON YOURSELF.
"Well shit. Evidently, that suit was BS. Looks like i'll have to do this the old fashioned way.
Run up to Xantalos and shoot my .357 Magnum at his head point blank.
For this...BLOCK! BLOCK! B-B-B-B-BLOOOOOCK! Actually, punch in one direction, making my arm stretch the whole way around the planet, punching ansontan2000 in the back of the head, KOing him. Then take his gun and shoot him with my monstrously distorted armhand thing.
(5v3) YOU RUSH HIM, BUT ARE PUNCHED IN THE HEAD BY HIS FIST. HE FAILS TO SNATCH YOUR WEAPON THOUGH.
ATTACK HAUNTER FOR RUNNING OVER MY WIFE AND SAVE HER TOO. STEAL PORSCHE.
(1) YOU INNEFFECTUALLY FLAIL AT HAUNTER, HITTING YOURSELF IN THE GROIN WHILE YOU DO IT, (6) BUT YOU SAVE YOUR WIFE.
LIVE ON AS PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY ETERNAL SHAME
SUN WARRIOR NO GOOD. EXPLORE HELL AND FIND NEW LINE OF WORK AS ABYSSAL KNIGHT. ARMOR, SWORD AND ALL THAT JAZZ
TECHNICALLY STILL GOODIE GOODIE HERO, SO USE VOLLEYBALL PARTNER'S LIFE FORCE TO RESURRECT INTO 300FT TALL GLITTERING BLACK ARMORED SENTINEL
(1) YOU BECOME A PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SHAME. YOU ARE NOW VIRAL YOUTUBE VIDEOS. (6) BEING AN ABYSSAL KNIGHT, YOU FALL INTO AN ABYSS. PUNS ARE FANTASTIC. (5) YOU AND YOINK COMBINE TO FORM MEGAKNIGHT, HERO GIGANTIC.
Frown deeply, and announce that it's time for a coffee break. Conjure up a large table, 10-12 seats, some pots of hot coffee and brownies. Cutlery and cups, too, of course. Don't forget the cream and sugar. Invite everybody else to enjoy some, if they wish. Of course, that includes the Master.
(6) THE COFFEE IS TOO HOT! EVERYONE BURNS THEIR MOUTH!
ATTEMPT POSSESS ORB AND FIRE ON EVIL DOERS.
(5v6) YOU ENTER THE ORBS MIND, AND ENTER A BATTLE OF WILLS, WHICH IT WINS. DUE TO IT BEING A MINDLESS ENTITY, YOU ARE EJECTED BACK INTO YOUR OWN MIND.
BOSS TURN
It shifts its focus to Xantalos, then fires another bolt at him. (1+1) It misses this one as well.
BOSS STATUS
MINIONS
WOLFCHILD DEMON OF WAR
CAERWYN HARBINGER OF PLAGUE
TIRUIN FAMINE BRNGER
RTD FAMINE BRINGER
GREENSTARFANATIC LIFE INCARNATE AND LOVING HUSBAND
NIRUR TORIR DARK CONVERSATIONALIST
EVIL CENTIPEDE, REAL INTIMIDATING
RAPTORFANGAMER THE MINION
ARENA STATUS
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