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I once had a dwarven male pregnancy god.

A fun little thing that I do to help spot vampires while maintaining separate bedrooms is to carve little fortification-windows into the side of every room. My mass-bedrooms tend to be little 2x3 holes in the wall piled next to each other, which eventually border on main arterial corridors. So, if a vampire is having a bite to eat, any old novice soap-maker can spot him if they pass by.

My first vampire was my chief medical dwarf. If he wasn't running around killing all my useful guys, I would've been fine with him. Instead, I confined him to the top of a terracotta tower to spend the rest of his days enjoying the scenery.

Quote from: Haspen on February 28, 2012, 07:10:40 am

...gay guy...
...taken but when his girlfriend...

you lost me.

More girl who is his bestest friend than girl who is his bestest sleeping buddy, I'd guess. Sorta like how straight girls have girlfriends.

Dearest compadres,
I write to you today from an undisclosed location. Due to unforseen circumstances and familial strife, I have been left with no internet connection. Because of this most unfortunate interruption, I will no longer be able to join you on your adventures. At least, that is, if I don't get a job very soon. The likelyhood of such an event is astronomically low. Thanks, economic recession!
So, it is with a heavy heart that I leave my comrades to their game. Long Live the Revolution!

Sincerely nobody's, Doomshifter.

I'm freaking out over here, guys. Could he be uploading it? Are we having server issues? I don't know! I'm freaking out! FREAKING OUT!

The cast of Homestuck are murdered by a bunch of gay teenagers proceed to wear their skin in a highschool and engage in soft BL.

o_o

Fanfictions.

I try to steer clear of them at all possible opportunities. I, unfortunately, lack the self-discipline to write a proper piece of literature, so I just roleplay a lot. Fanfiction, though, has always held this special place in my heart, as being either amazingly good continuations of the storyline or horrendous portrayals of the characters and an embarassment to the original author. I've never seen anything quite half-way. Although, you do get ones that are so bad they're good, like Half Life: Full Life Consequences ...

E%plain

:33< Because it's Homestuck, silly meowrail of mine!

Ghostcloisters recently reached 100 population! And still not a noble in sight, if you don't count the mayor. I've rigged the elections (turns out you can just pick) so that the expedition leader and super-awesome metalworker is the mayor. All she asks is bolts and bronze things. She makes them herself. "I mandate a bronze item! ... Oh, I may as well do it myself."

On another note, a lowly speardwarf has gained the recognition of his people for slaying not one, but two mighty forgotten beasts. Despite the poison vapours of the second one searing all his skin off, he's still up and about, drinking away.

A dwarf injured and placed into the hospital was crying about her dead child, shouting, "Cancels seek infant: Too Injured!"
We were forced to put her down, the noise was making it impossible to work.