The Story of Creation
In the beginning there was nothing. And then the Creator came, and created light by which to see, and darkness with which to not see. And the creation of the darkness led to the end of the second day. And in the second day the Creator made the Sun to govern the light, which the Creator called day. And the Creator made the Moon to govern the darkness, which the Creator called night. And in the evening of the second day the Creator made the world and the sky, and all the oceans of water and fire that dwell on it. And the Creator saw that his work was good, and was pleased. And thus ended the second day. And on the third day the Creator made the plants in the fields, and in the ocean. And the Creator made the trees in the forests, and the bushes in the orchards, and the grasses on the plains. And the Creator was pleased on the dawning of the fourth day. And on the fourth day the Creator made all of the beasts of the fields, of the oceans and of the air. And the Creator made the beasts that burrowed inside the ground, in the trees and in the other beasts.
And on the fifth day the Creator created man, to govern over all the beasts of the world. And the Creator said to man, “Take care of the beasts of the fields, of the oceans and of the air. And the beasts that burrow in the trees, the grounds and the other beasts. For I have made these things with my own hands, and I entrust them to you. And if you break this trust, then I will smite you bitch.” And the men of the world nodded in agreement, for they saw the wisdom of the Creator’s words, and they did not wish to be smited. And then the Creator left, to sow other worlds in the fields of the cosmos. And the Men took care of the beasts of the world, but over time they became insolent, and began to doubt the words of the Creator. And then Man turned against Man, and Woman against Woman, and Parent against Child and Brothers against Uncles, until war was waged across the entire world. But the wars of old were different from nowadays, for the wisdom of the Creator was better known by man, and the earth and the winds and the oceans of fire and water could be called upon. And thus Man smited Man and Woman smited Woman, and when the Creator returned it was with displeasure, for the race of man had already smited itself.
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th day the Creator called up the earth, and buried the ruined cities of man. And the Creator repaired the damage to the world, and yea, even remade the race of man. But the Creator did not give unto man the wisdom of the Creator, for they were judged unworthy. And the Creator created the race of the gods, and gave them the wisdom of the Creator. And then the Creator gathered up the race of the gods, and spoke. “I give unto you dominion over the race of man, who has command over all the beasts of the world, except for the Ibis, which is sacred to me. And take care of the Ibis and the race of man also, for the praise of man is your bread, and their gratitude is your water. And if you do not do this then I will come and smite you bitch.” And the gods nodded, for they saw the wisdom of the Creator’s words, and did not wish to be smited. And the creator continued, “Then I shall make five books, and therein inscribe the words of my wisdom. And these books will be the most holy books, for they are the holy books of the gods.” And then the Creator sat down and wrote the holy books, with the race of gods looking over the Creator’s shoulder in wonder. And then the Creator left, and entrusted the books of fire, water, earth and air to the gods. But the Creator took the fifth book, for therein was inscribed the most powerful wisdom of the Creator, which the race of gods was judged not yet worthy to read.
And then the race of Gods turned towards the world, and began to govern the race of man...