Dinnerwandered, 2th of granite, 1148.
Dear editor of the Dinnerwandered Gazeteer.
As curator of the museum I feel I must write you this short letter in response to the wild accusations and claims that have surfaced in the latest edition of the Dinnerwandered Gazeteer.
Contrary to what is stated in the article, the Museum is in no way responsible for the unfortunate death of Leslem Spoonedboys.
We can agree on some parts of the article in the Gazeteer.
Mr. Spoonedboys indeed visited the museum hours before his death. It is also true that mr. Spoonedboys was a very enthusiastic visitor, he even went down into the basement and killed his own copy of Sluguflonkus. This is an interactive experience that we offer to all our visitors, and as such not remarkable.
We broadly agree on the facts that were reported in the news about his actions upon leaving the museum. The museum however strongly denies that we have pressured mr. Spoonedboys in any way to undertake any foolish actions. Whatever mr. Spoonedboys did after leaving the museum was his own responsibility.
Mr. Spoonboys must have travelled to the adventurer house in southern Dinnerwandered, the site where recently many of the heroes and contributers of the museum were killed by the undead abominations Nil Swifttoast the colourless complexity and Dishmap Northmanor the Mute Saffron Soot. We understand he tried to lure these demonic creatures away, in an attempt to secure the corpses of the fallen heroes, and bring them to the Tomb of Heroes. This was noble, and also very foolish of Mr. Spoonedboys. We understand he failed, and that he was killed by one of the zombies that were raised by the abominations.
What we vehemently disagree on is that the blame for his death is placed upon the museum. We'd like to repeat that mr. Spoonedboys was responsible for his own actions, we however feel he was not responsible for his own death, that blame however can't be put on the museum, but lies elsewhere. It is about time that this is pointed out clearly.
The fact that the undead horrors Nil Swifttoast and Dishmap Northmanor have not been dealt with by the Guard is inexcusable. These abominations have terrorized our fair city for over many years now, and claimed the lives of our greatest heroes.
Mr. Spoonedboys is just one of many of their victims, and if no action is taken will not be the last. The guard should take responsibility for the unfortunate death of Mr. Spoonedboys, and should finally put an end to this threat once and for all.
With kind regards,
Onur Whiskybreakfast, Curator of the Museum.
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Wow... my turn seems so close now. What's the plan for when DF is updated?
A new game will be started, but likely not right after the update. I'd like to have the game run as long as this one, and that means we probably should start only if we know the DF version we start from is stable and without major bugs. Further information will follow once the next DF version is released.
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