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Author Topic: You Have (an axe instead of) a Gun  (Read 19328 times)

Mr. Palau

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Re: You Have (an axe instead of) a Gun
« Reply #60 on: March 23, 2012, 01:58:22 pm »
Quote from: raptorfangamer on March 23, 2012, 12:51:02 pm
develop your powers further!

>learn to manipulate ice cubes!
YES +1, oru enemies will die a cold icy death  :D.
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Quote from: greatorder on May 20, 2012, 01:28:54 pm
you can't just go up to people and get laid.

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Re: You Have (an axe instead of) a Gun
« Reply #61 on: March 23, 2012, 04:35:10 pm »
Smack the car door in the coppers face, beat him up, and tap dance on his head!
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Re: You Have (an axe instead of) a Gun
« Reply #62 on: March 24, 2012, 05:53:57 am »
Car that won't start? That won't do. Richard grabs his axe and with a swing that hacks through part of the cars roof lands right into the keyhole. He then turns that sonofagun until the car screeches in agony and finally starts, as if to say "Why is there an axe in me!? Don't twist it! I'll do whatever you want!".

Richard replies to nothing in particular "Damn straight do go."

Richy peels out and does a wide turn, coming to face the officer. The mustachioed man had an aghast face before fumbling for his gun. Richard kicked the gas pedal and charged the man.

It was like watching a bullfight gone wrong. The distance closed fast and when the man finally got his gun Richard was almost there. As an after thought Richard turned left, sliding the car into the man and hitting his with the door. A few teeth and part of a mustache were lost but no life.

Richard drove. He didn't know where he was going, only where his powers directed him, which incidentally felt south.

"Let's see if I can tweak those mind gibblets." He said with a chuckle, trying to improve on his ability to charm big icy blocks. He closed his eyes and thought for a moment. After a few minutes with nothing he supposed he must have to drink more guns.

When Richard opens his eyes he is gunning it through a thick forest. Apparently watching the road isn't just a saying.

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Quote from: Mr. Palau on March 24, 2012, 08:45:34 am
Go back see if he's there and run him over, and drink his gun!

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Re: You Have (an axe instead of) a Gun
« Reply #63 on: March 24, 2012, 08:45:05 am »
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Mr. Palau

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Re: You Have (an axe instead of) a Gun
« Reply #64 on: March 24, 2012, 08:45:34 am »
ARGH we should have run over the cop and taken his gun!

Go back see if he's there and run him over, and drink his gun!
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Quote from: greatorder on May 20, 2012, 01:28:54 pm
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Re: You Have (an axe instead of) a Gun
« Reply #65 on: March 24, 2012, 08:59:26 am »
Quote from: Mr. Palau on March 24, 2012, 08:45:34 am
Go back see if he's there and run him over, and drink his gun!

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Go back see if he's there and run him over, and drink his gun!

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Re: You Have (an axe instead of) a Gun
« Reply #66 on: March 24, 2012, 09:24:25 am »
What am I reading  :-\

Melt the glaciers of the South Pole.
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Re: You Have (an axe instead of) a Gun
« Reply #67 on: March 24, 2012, 09:52:03 am »
Ignore the police! Run into the nearest gun store and drink ALL the guns!
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Re: You Have (an axe instead of) a Gun
« Reply #68 on: March 24, 2012, 09:52:51 am »
Look for a survivalist's hideout in the woods, or alternately a druglord's compound. Send a glacier towards another small town, this time in Quebec.
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Re: You Have (an axe instead of) a Gun
« Reply #69 on: March 24, 2012, 12:07:37 pm »
Quote from: The Fool on March 24, 2012, 09:52:03 am
Ignore the police! Run into the nearest gun store and drink ALL the guns!
yes!
Quote from: Flying Dice on March 24, 2012, 09:52:51 am
Send a glacier towards another small town, this time in Quebec.
Also YES!
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Quote from: greatorder on May 20, 2012, 01:28:54 pm
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Re: You Have (an axe instead of) a Gun
« Reply #70 on: March 26, 2012, 06:08:17 pm »
Cause the perma-frost to rise and destroy the surrounding pavement in 22.3 years.
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Re: You Have (an axe instead of) a Gun
« Reply #71 on: March 26, 2012, 07:18:06 pm »
Press the ice caps together, giving Yog-Soggoth a searing headache.
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Re: You Have (an axe instead of) a Gun
« Reply #72 on: March 26, 2012, 11:17:05 pm »
Update incoming, sorry for the hiatus. I will try to do it on Tuesday.
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Quote from: Mr. Palau on March 24, 2012, 08:45:34 am
Go back see if he's there and run him over, and drink his gun!

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Re: You Have (an axe instead of) a Gun
« Reply #73 on: March 29, 2012, 09:12:41 pm »
Flip car turnways and continue to drive on your bumper. Make car noises and scream "TONKA TOUGH!" at pedestrians.

Then, Be the pedestrian wondering how he went from walking home to work to being screamed at by a busty latino man driving a car the wrong way up down the sidewalk while twisting an axe in his inexplicably screaming vehicle.
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Re: You Have (an axe instead of) a Gun
« Reply #74 on: March 30, 2012, 04:30:30 pm »
Stop the car near a cluster of trees, open the gas lid, and chuck a match down it, and RUN LIKE HELL!
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