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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #210 on: April 05, 2012, 08:41:48 pm »
At 6'1", I'm far too tall to be a dwarf.  Alas, I am also too young to drink.  I do, however, possess a beard. 
I guess my skillset would look something like this:

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #211 on: April 05, 2012, 09:09:47 pm »
A tall Dwarf maybe?
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #212 on: April 05, 2012, 09:15:43 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 05, 2012, 09:09:47 pm
A tall Dwarf maybe?

Are tall dwarves similar to tall cats at all?
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #213 on: April 05, 2012, 09:20:23 pm »
Quote from: KodKod on April 05, 2012, 09:15:43 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 05, 2012, 09:09:47 pm
A tall Dwarf maybe?

Are tall dwarves similar to tall cats at all?

What did I just watch?
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #214 on: April 05, 2012, 09:22:50 pm »
As acting smith, I must assert a previously unknown personality trait in that I have an obsession with all forms of bronze.

Namely, I demand the obvious tin and copper components, along with gold and silver for the production of hepatizon, aluminium for the production of the superior bronze alloy, and osmium for the production of dwarven hammertitans.










Shit... I obliviously wandered into a transirailment amid my demands.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #215 on: April 05, 2012, 09:23:33 pm »
Quote from: Kofthefens on April 05, 2012, 09:20:23 pm
What did I just watch?

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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #216 on: April 05, 2012, 09:23:42 pm »
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #217 on: April 05, 2012, 09:59:18 pm »
I'd have to say my only decent skill would likely be as either a distiller (who needs to brew when you can make whiskey so strong it'll knock out an elephant?) or an archer.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #218 on: April 05, 2012, 10:06:55 pm »
Quote from: Captain Crazy on April 05, 2012, 09:23:42 pm
CAPTAIN CRAZY

A bloated pterosaur made of salt, twisted into human form. It chants ceaselessly. It has external ribs and wedge-shaped undulating nipples. Beware its rather unpleasant attitude!

Whoo! We have our first forgotten beast! What shall we do with it, fellow dwarves?
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #219 on: April 05, 2012, 10:14:31 pm »
Quote from: Talvieno on April 05, 2012, 10:06:55 pm
Quote from: Captain Crazy on April 05, 2012, 09:23:42 pm
CAPTAIN CRAZY

A bloated pterosaur made of salt, twisted into human form. It chants ceaselessly. It has external ribs and wedge-shaped undulating nipples. Beware its rather unpleasant attitude!

Whoo! We have our first forgotten beast! What shall we do with it, fellow dwarves?

If it endlessly chants -- capture it, create an altar to Toady, and then chain it to said altar to give ultimate appeasement to our deity of insanity and overweight game designers.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #220 on: April 05, 2012, 10:50:33 pm »
Quote from: Talvieno on April 05, 2012, 10:06:55 pm
Quote from: Captain Crazy on April 05, 2012, 09:23:42 pm
CAPTAIN CRAZY

A bloated pterosaur made of salt, twisted into human form. It chants ceaselessly. It has external ribs and wedge-shaped undulating nipples. Beware its rather unpleasant attitude!

Whoo! We have our first forgotten beast! What shall we do with it, fellow dwarves?

Scoot in and give it a spot in the drinking haul! Lets see what crazy crap he's seen over his life, ehh?
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #221 on: April 05, 2012, 10:52:05 pm »
Fen 'bloodieddog' is here with only the finest engraving services you need.
tired of tripping over unruly stalagmites? I'll smooth them away! Rough walls got you aching for a feeling of living in a REAL mountainhome? Give me a few moments and It'll be the flattest surface for miles, ripe for a fresh new engraving from yours truely!

Want a lovely carving of the horrible death of an abandoned child last year? Or maybe that fine cheese you ate just an hour ago? Or even your prototype works of dwarven !!SCIENCE!!? For absolutely nothing at all, I will engrave it! On your walls, on your neighbor's walls, even on the walls of your workplace or barracks!

Call "HEY FEN GET YER ASS OVER HERE" now!
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #222 on: April 06, 2012, 12:35:39 am »
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Madame mayor, you wouldn't happen to have certain... shall we say.... dietary "intolerances" would you?

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Thankfully there are plenty of those to go around in Dwarf Fortress, and I doubt that anyone is going to miss them.
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #223 on: April 06, 2012, 01:11:34 am »
Quote from: Vanaheimer on April 05, 2012, 09:59:18 pm
I'd have to say my only decent skill would likely be as either a distiller (who needs to brew when you can make whiskey so strong it'll knock out an elephant?).
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Honestly, I don't want to live off of nothing but 100-proof whiskey for the remainder of my life. I don't think I could. Dwarven beer, on the other hand - it has enough water to sustain life...
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Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall...
« Reply #224 on: April 06, 2012, 01:40:56 am »
Quote from: KodKod on April 05, 2012, 09:15:43 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 05, 2012, 09:09:47 pm
A tall Dwarf maybe?

Are tall dwarves similar to tall cats at all?

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