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[Eric Blank]

The fact that Corai hasn't been launched into the incinerator yet.

[wierd]

What are you talking about?!

I've roofsmashed him, bridgapulted him, and given him advanced rot with forgotten beast ichor!

Where have you guys been!?

[Oliolli]

The fact that Corai hasn't been launched into the incinerator yet.

Well, we can remedy that.

* Oliolli presses red button.

What are you talking about?!

I've roofsmashed him, bridgapulted him, and given him advanced rot with forgotten beast ichor!

Where have you guys been!?

Not incinerated yet.

Except now he has been.

[wierd]

But that's so cliche!

Dwarves and magma, dwarves and magma... don't I get style points for the ichor soaked trouser trap?

[Eric Blank]

Sure, but he wasn't dead yet and was becoming too annoying to ignore. So we torch 'em.

Don't worry, there are plenty of other kobolds to perform experiments on.

[Oliolli]

Are you sure the incinerator is magma-based? What if it's lignite-based, booze-based or modded Holistic Spawn -based?
Dammit, I should be writing an essay right now...

[wierd]

He's like a cockroach.  Just when you think you have him, boom! There he is.

I suppose the incinerator trap could be spawn of hollistic based.... but containment would be a challenge.... are you sure you want to put "canunlockdoors" kobolds in there?

[Loud Whispers]

Make it involve red buttons.

[Eric Blank]

Make it involve red buttons.

A chamber filled with red buttons that read DO NOT PRESS that his mischievious mind forces him to press as rapidly as physics will permit, the sheer friction between his palms and the buttons causes him to ignite?

[wierd]

He mentioned earlier that kobolds suffer CNS shutdown when deadlocked in deciding which item to steal.  The same may result when faced with multiple "don't push me bro!" Giant red buttons.

Suggest inclusion of pressure plate inceration activator between said buttons.

[Oliolli]

I think Eric's idea was closer to what will happen. Anyway, is Corai on fire yet?


It doesn't matter the essay is due in 14 hours (8 of which I'll be sleeping and one of which I'll be travelling to school), I've got posts to make!

And as everyone knows, a Bay12er's brain starts stops functioning if they stop talking posting.

[KodKod]

None of these ideas involve sufficient stabbing.

[Oliolli]

You give us knives that set kobolds on fire, and we'll implement stabbing into the plot.

[wierd]

..............

(Envisions a sadistic cross between floor grates, and steel traps.)

Press button and *whammo!*, two spring loaded floor grates with kinetically dishcarged daggers between the grate bars snap shut on the victim, impaling and crushing them at the same time, iron maiden style.

[Talvieno]

He's like a cockroach.  Just when you think you have him, boom! There he is.

I suppose the incinerator trap could be spawn of hollistic based.... but containment would be a challenge.... are you sure you want to put "canunlockdoors" kobolds in there?

You sure you want Spawn of Holistic running around, trapped or not?


But come on, be more creative! Shove him in a beehive, run him through a screw pump, or distill him or something (though, honestly, kobold beer doesn't sound that appetizing).