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Author Topic: The Mountain Bewb Pandemic  (Read 10097 times)

Thorik

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The Mountain Bewb Pandemic
« on: May 15, 2012, 02:41:37 pm »

It seems that anytime I find a nice site, with a nice good ol' cliff of the 2d version fashion (aside from the slopes of course), that the otherwise perfect mountain side (as seen from the embark preview with little * signs for the cliff value and a grey block for it's height) has the shape of boobies?  It annoys me greatly.  I made an illustration to show what my map looked like once I got a closer look.



Are there any world gen settings I can use to make mountain boobs less prolific, or is it something in the coding that can't be changed?
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Re: The Mountain Bewb Pandemic
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2012, 02:46:19 pm »

I am afraid I don't see any boobs.  I see a vaguely anthropomorphic yellow individual wreathed in green flame pointing to the right. Where do you see boobs?

Also I suppose this means I am no longer a teenager in truth (as well as in years)
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Re: The Mountain Bewb Pandemic
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2012, 03:01:18 pm »

False advertising. There's no boobs here.

I'm deeply dissapointed.
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Re: The Mountain Bewb Pandemic
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2012, 03:05:54 pm »

Those are eroded drain channels, go look at a real-life topographic map and you'll see them there too.
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Re: The Mountain Bewb Pandemic
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2012, 03:06:59 pm »

EDIT: Ninja'd

Maybe you mean the tree half-moons at the top of the green being's head? That certainly screws up the otherwise perfect location for a fort.

But I came here for boobs. I demand satisfaction!

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Re: The Mountain Bewb Pandemic
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2012, 03:09:12 pm »

I came here expecting to read about some weird dwarven breast disease. Now I don't know what to think.

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Re: The Mountain Bewb Pandemic
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2012, 03:20:35 pm »

Hey...dwarven breast, and subseqeuntly beard, cancer is a serious issue!
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Re: The Mountain Bewb Pandemic
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2012, 03:27:44 pm »

Don't know as I really see the resemblance there. If you're referring to the curvature of the land - that is, that your cliff is not in fact an actual cliff - you may need to use Advanced World Generation settings, if you haven't already. When the option 'Periodically Erode Extreme Cliffs' is set to Off, your cliffs will be a little cliffier in general and less curvaceous. (I tend to prefer using this option to generate epic canyons along rivers, which inevitably leads to my dwarves dying in hilarious ways involving water, gravity, or both)
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Re: The Mountain Bewb Pandemic
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2012, 03:30:36 pm »

I don't see any boobs but it seems spongebob is wreathed in green flames.

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Re: The Mountain Bewb Pandemic
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2012, 03:32:48 pm »

Or just go properly dwarfy and teraform the cliff face into what you want!
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Re: The Mountain Bewb Pandemic
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2012, 03:39:57 pm »

1. You have an overactive imagination. Are you going through puberty? The solution is to age past puberty.
2. Uh, I'd like to know where you grew up. We don't have any three-titted women around here, and I'd really like to attempt to seduc see one of those.
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Re: The Mountain Bewb Pandemic
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2012, 03:41:59 pm »

In my game they look like boobs, or dumb looking circles.  In my game their much more booby, this picture I drew is so good that it makes it look awesome and realistic and whatnot, when that is simply not the case.  That's my storeh, an' I'm schtickin' to it.
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Re: The Mountain Bewb Pandemic
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2012, 03:48:16 pm »

2. Uh, I'd like to know where you grew up. We don't have any three-titted women around here, and I'd really like to attempt to seduc see one of those.
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Re: The Mountain Bewb Pandemic
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2012, 04:25:41 pm »

Just tear down the portions you don't want to use to get the sheer cliff faces you are looking for.  Dwarven landscaping projects can get quite elaborate if you have enough time uninterupted by the undead.
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Re: The Mountain Bewb Pandemic
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2012, 04:34:15 pm »

I am afraid I don't see any boobs.  I see a vaguely anthropomorphic yellow individual wreathed in green flame pointing to the right.

Dats an orc.  Dis spot shuld 'ave the bestest battles.  Now you jus' need more choppa.
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