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[Cecilff2]

Your teeth exploding is simply another one of your super powers. You are a FIRE ELEMENTAL with an EXPLODING BITE ATTACK and IMMENSE STRENGTH that can make everyone looking at your orgasm.

What's not to like?

Good point.  It never said the exploding would be painful(To me anyways)!

I almost want to draw a picture of this.  If only I could draw even half decently.

[Tarran]

Local gravity reverses. There is an earthquake permanently.

Glad I'm not on the ground!

Only problem: You're floating in space now.

[kisame12794]

Local gravity reverses. There is an earthquake permanently.

Glad I'm not on the ground!

Only problem: You're floating in space now.

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCEEEEEE.

[kaenneth]

 Your wings, if any, both become canine twice.
 A torrid blizzard suddenly strikes for a week. It is chilly and frosty outside, but only for a few minutes.
 Your head explodes for the rest of the day.
 You experience your worst fear. It is hot and dry outside.
 Your tongue has an orgasm for a week. Your penis, if any, bleeds permanently. 
You have an incredible orgasm permanently. (Winner!)

[EveryZig]

Your left ear becomes stronger and then you kiss the person closest to you on the lips permanently.

It would get old after a while.

Your hair grows an identical one right next to it twice.

Bad hair day ^3

Your head begins attacking you.

That's no way to get ahead in life!

Your wings, if any, both become canine permanently.

So now you have dogs growing out of your back.

You become a ghost and then you become drunk repeatedly.

And your name becomes Urist.

Your entire body falls off for the rest of the day.

The wizard meant it when he said "I am going to chop your everything off!"

Your penis, if any, begins attacking you for an hour. Your entire body has an orgasm, but only for a few minutes.

[Angel Of Death]

Your experience the worst memory of the nearest person, then you die instantly, and finally you have an incredible orgasm.

That would be awkward, especially in that order.

Your hearing improves permanently.

This one could be useful.

Your mouth begins attacking you, but only for a few minutes. Your right hand falls off twice.

I chew my right hand of twice!?

Your teeth throb in pain

Not all that surprising, considering I ate my right hand TWICE.

[Antioch]

Your entire body begins attacking you.

that sounds inconvenient....

Your left leg explodes repeatedly.

its just a flesh wound!

You grow a pair of dragon black wings, then cotton plants grow from all nearby cotton, and finally all items and clothing in the room disappear.

improbability drive?

You have an incredible orgasm and then you glimpse into the future.

what the....

[Tarran]

You have an incredible orgasm and then you glimpse into the future.

what the....

Oraclegasm.

[Neonivek]

I saw this earlier and I thought about nerding things up

There is an earthquake permanently

Actually there is an earthquake going on all the time. It is just that they are too small to notice. A magnitude 0 earthquake is in fact the most common earthquake and doesn't represent zero earth movement as each magnitude represents 10x incriments of a standard earthquake (Log).

Thus that in fact does nothing.

[Haspen]

You punch the first person you see, but only for a few minutes.

Yeah, more minutes is bad

Your mouth grows an identical one right next to it repeatedly.

OHGOD.

You turn into a small bird, then you turn into a snake, and finally you become a plant elemental.

Yay, shapeshifter powers :3

Your penis, if any, begins attacking you for an hour. Your tail, if any, becomes weaker permanently.

WHY

Your penis, if any, feels icy cold and then you become inexplicably aroused.

Um, um... But I don't have ice fetish.

Honest.

You turn into a griffin, then a ghostly figure walks slowly by, and finally everyone in the room becomes a teenager.

@_@

You're suddenly drenched with water, then you turn into a catperson, and finally you become a centaur.

Moar shapeshifting, I'm okay with this.

Your penis, if any, turns gray and enlarges, then you turn into a mermaid.

...

Your penis, if any, has an orgasm twice.

Well I can't be mad about that~

You turn into a wolf anthro for the rest of the day.

>:3

Your breasts, if any, grow flowers all over them for an hour.

ARGH.

[Teneb]

Your hearing improves. It is hot and dry outside.

You turn into a mouse for the rest of the day.

You turn into a tiger. Plants grow rapidly near you.

Plants grow rapidly near you twice. You become undead permanently.

And then Deathsword was a zombie.

[Ricky]

You forget every language you know, then you turn into a unicorn, and finally you become drunk.

I'm pretty sure i was drunk throughout the whole endeavor.

E:

Your hair explodes.

goddamnit. 

Spiders and centipedes crawl all over your body permanently.

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[Theoboldi]

You relive your worst memory for a week.

Well that's a great start.

Your ass grows flowers on it for the rest of the day.

At least this means good news for everyone who is trying to sniff my butt.

Plants grow rapidly near you. Your vision improves for an hour.

What's with all the plant stuff? Did I suddenly become poison ivy?

You are stricken with amnesia, then you get a free wish, and finally you have a flashback into the nearest person's past.

....Meh, free wish.

Your tongue turns blue and gains the powers of Mr. Fantastic, then you go blind.

I'm pretty sure that I am now someone's fetish.

ALL OF YOUR EYES turn straw yellow and then you're suddenly drenched with water, but only for a few minutes.

What's with the weird emphasis? Is it like that meme?

You become a plant elemental permanently.

I KNEW IT!

  Your right hand throbs in pain and then everyone in the room becomes a teenager for a week.

I feel as if there was a very dirty metaphor hidden in this.

  There is a sudden eclipse and then you have an incredible orgasm.

I just got this twice in a row. What are the chances?

[Lord Dullard]

You have an incredible orgasm permanently. (Winner!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY&ob=av3n (It had to be done)

Your entire body turns dark crimson and shrivels, then a ghostly figure walks slowly by.

I'm like... Voldemort from Silent Hill.

Your left foot grows flowers on it and then you are struck by lightning, but only for a few minutes.

'Only for a few minutes'?

Your breasts, if any, turn invisible and then you turn into a mermaid twice.

Well, that totally cancels out the only reason I can think I'd *want* to be a mermaid momentarily.

The walls bleed around you and then you burst into flames, but only for a few minutes.

...O_O

Your ass is cured of any maladies for the rest of the day. Your right arm bursts into flames for an hour.

Wow, my ass feels great all of a suddOHMYGODWHAT

Everyone in the room becomes a child, then you feel frightened, and finally you feel frigid to the bone

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[darkrider2]

Your breasts, if any, turn invisible and then you turn into a mermaid twice.

Well, that totally cancels out the only reason I can think I'd *want* to be a mermaid momentarily.

Hold on just a second. Only the breasts become invisible?!? Wouldn't that leave some kind of visible zones where the breasts connect to the chest, oh god that would be the most horrific mermaid ever. I CAN SEE ITS INSIDES OH GOD KILL IT. Okay I hit it but somethings blocking its weak points. A forcefield maybe?