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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 961721 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Thrakor is impaled by two men at once
« Reply #2985 on: March 15, 2013, 11:56:11 pm »

I GOT THIS.

Action!


ALSO HOW DO I TELL HOW MUCH POOL I HAVE AT THE MOMENT?
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Thrakor is impaled by two men at once
« Reply #2986 on: March 15, 2013, 11:57:00 pm »

"Eyaaaaaaaarg!"

Push the button on my mace and club the nearest villager.  Refrain from dying.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Thrakor is impaled by two men at once
« Reply #2987 on: March 16, 2013, 12:04:15 am »

"Well damn. I bet that's where they're keeping the gold!"

Opening trapdoors with your own bare hands is for those without desire. Smash it open with a giant golden fist and peep inside!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Thrakor is impaled by two men at once
« Reply #2988 on: March 16, 2013, 12:06:28 am »

I totally missed the thread title.  Oh baby.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Thrakor is impaled by two men at once
« Reply #2989 on: March 16, 2013, 12:09:57 am »

Must... save... thrakor...

words at random villager, grab the dead villager and place him in my circle... unless thrakor volunteers.

((How about it toaster, you wanna be my guinea pig?
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Thrakor is impaled by two men at once
« Reply #2990 on: March 16, 2013, 12:10:46 am »

Of?  I was turning myself into lightning next turn.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Thrakor is impaled by two men at once
« Reply #2991 on: March 16, 2013, 12:11:12 am »

"...Dammit. Really? Hm... Maybe I'm saying it wrong... Probably mumbling." Glassco examines the chest plates to see if they can serve as pauldrons/elbow or knee guards, the tosses them to the side and says words as clearly as he can.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Thrakor is impaled by two men at once
« Reply #2992 on: March 16, 2013, 12:13:07 am »

"I really need to find more material words...
Cainthalsaz Cycallozion!"

Look at the monster's arms while saying words, try to sever them. If it is not immobilised, leave basement.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Thrakor is impaled by two men at once
« Reply #2993 on: March 16, 2013, 12:15:09 am »

Hmm. Quite interesting
Walk out the only door and take the first door on the left
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Thrakor is impaled by two men at once
« Reply #2994 on: March 16, 2013, 12:20:00 am »

Pull the knife out of my body, let the blood flow into the altar
Say CLOTHWORD
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Thrakor is impaled by two men at once
« Reply #2995 on: March 16, 2013, 12:24:43 am »

Of?  I was turning myself into lightning next turn.
But you only have one pool... i was offering to put you in my circle of impending doom.
If it works anything like my last circle you "should" become crystalline in nature and therefore incapable of bleeding.

Or you could become a pretty glass statue... either way it should be interesting

Edit: Nevermind, it appears i sent piecewise the wrong rune... you could become anything... that could be fun though right?
« Last Edit: March 16, 2013, 12:49:04 am by Unholy_Pariah »
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Thrakor is impaled by two men at once
« Reply #2996 on: March 16, 2013, 12:45:02 am »

"I'm not quite sure myself, I was trying to summon something completely different."
Silica looks for a way to activate the bear and give it movement.
She then aims away from everything else and says "Clo-caltel Contallthelthel"

((I guess Thrakor may be considering Zentol right now.))
« Last Edit: March 16, 2013, 03:49:06 am by Empiricist »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Thrakor is impaled by two men at once
« Reply #2997 on: March 16, 2013, 12:53:25 am »

On the chance of being turned into dust or something, no thanks.

Also no thanks on the Zentol.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Thrakor is impaled by two men at once
« Reply #2998 on: March 16, 2013, 12:54:17 am »

"Well that sucks... I guess the other people are in the same predicament as me... so I'll just help them kill the sealer guys instead. Thanks for the help."

Well with the temple thoroughly explored, maybe I should see what all this book can do.

Thank the monk, and then head outside. Say "Plu-shastaron".
« Last Edit: March 16, 2013, 03:44:41 am by superBlast »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Thrakor is impaled by two men at once
« Reply #2999 on: March 16, 2013, 12:54:56 am »

Hint- It won't do a thing on its own.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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