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Author Topic: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)  (Read 796743 times)

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2520 on: March 17, 2014, 08:02:22 am »

*sigh* I'll take your word for it, because I am NOT getting the image/gifs for what happens after his arm decides to Terry everywhere.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2521 on: March 17, 2014, 08:06:21 am »

  Then give us a link, along with a waiver absolving you of any and all responsibility for driving us into insanity Terryhood. You can't wave a carrot in our faces, just out of our reach!!
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2522 on: March 17, 2014, 08:11:45 am »

FINE, but I want to scrub my eyes out. Ugh.


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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2523 on: March 17, 2014, 08:25:29 am »

 Actually, I find that a little amusing. Reminds me of Jabba the Hutt, but as a badass Huttese Monstrosity.
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2524 on: March 17, 2014, 08:26:44 am »

You sir require context.
Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2525 on: March 17, 2014, 08:28:27 am »

You shall not be amused, mortal, when I create such a monstrosity to envelop the very clock your computer synchronises to.
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2526 on: March 17, 2014, 08:31:43 am »

You shall not be amused, mortal, when I create such a monstrosity to envelop the very clock your computer synchronises to.

...Please keep your creations INSIDE cyberspace, oh Duw Anhrefn. Earth is boring and corrupted, yes, but at least we're used to it.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2527 on: March 17, 2014, 11:18:21 am »

You shall not be amused, mortal, when I create such a monstrosity to envelop the very clock your computer synchronises to.

...Please keep your creations INSIDE cyberspace, oh Duw Anhrefn. Earth is boring and corrupted, yes, but at least we're used to it.

Fucker's never kept his stuff inside cyberspace. Wrecked my hard drive a while back, if I remember rightly. Downloaded the Murdermachines save, and then BAM! Need to buy a new one.
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2528 on: March 17, 2014, 11:57:25 am »

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So Terry watches terrifying anime AND speaks Welsh?
...I kinda like this guy.

 Terry was insulted by you liking him, and now look:

"Volte aretal ka haal."


I had to reload the save about 5 seconds after starting it.
There was an incident with some clowns.


Terry, please calm down and empower us against the murderous clowns. If you need inspiration for the mass genocide of clowns, I would direct you to a human Stephen King and his Book It or the minor demons known as the ICP or the particularly frightening and disturbing internet cancer called "Homestuck". If these do not fuel your wrath against clowny kind, then at least put yourself in a mood for the bizarre by consumption of the works of a human who shares your name, Sir Terry Pratchet. [
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Terry, we need your help to save us from the terror of Astfglian democracy.

Also, that manga monster thingy is pretty tame, compared to the thing I've managed to twist the concept of "Cookie Monster" into. It kills things on par with the Voidspawn with relative ease. Molten chocolate is a very potent weapon, apparently, as is having a mouth resembling a combine harvester.
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2529 on: March 17, 2014, 12:54:43 pm »

Haha. Well... I feel as if I'm quite behind on my terror creation. O'course, I prefer a different kind of terror. A more psychological kind or a more surreal. Giant monsters one can just charge madly and eventually kill 'em. After all, we should certainly have enough dwarves.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2530 on: March 17, 2014, 12:59:53 pm »

 

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Also, that manga monster thingy is pretty tame, compared to the thing I've managed to twist the concept of "Cookie Monster" into. It kills things on par with the Voidspawn with relative ease. Molten chocolate is a very potent weapon, apparently, as is having a mouth resembling a combine harvester.


  I like this one. Still not scary as whatever the true form of Terry is, but conceivably one of its projects that it got bored of.
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2531 on: March 17, 2014, 01:36:56 pm »

While I doubt Terry would have a true form, if he has any, it's the weird-haired guy on a skateboard, in short-shorts, as was foretold by the great Anima, in the times of Ancient Deathgate. Oh, well, as they say, cower, puny mortals [/glow](and immortals, but a lot of you were killed the last time anyway, so who cares?), for we shall turn you all into biscuits!

Anima, have you dorfed me yet?
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...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine? 
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2532 on: March 17, 2014, 01:59:12 pm »

What is the thing known as Terry?
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2533 on: March 17, 2014, 02:11:47 pm »

What is the thing known as Terry?
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2534 on: March 17, 2014, 02:12:14 pm »

Fak u
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