"Let go."
Advance carefully.
Yukkuri: HEEEEEYYYY, where's MY turn?
GM: You don't get any turn because you're mean!
Yukkuri: I WANT TURN SLAPSLAPSLAP SLAPSLAP
*slaps thrice in response*
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"That's a plan. Does the sword fit?"
Head inside. If the sword doesn't fit, leave it outside and lend the lady my butter knife.
The two of you head into the burrow, the sword just barely fitting through the narrow entrance tunnel. You follow the smell of food, and after a while the straight tunnel gives way to a horrible sight. There's food all right, but you hardly notice it as you observe the grim monument standing in the center of the massive open chamber that you are now in. A gargantuan spike of ice juts from the floor like a stalagmite, with countless bodies impaled on several large barbs sticking out of it at odd angles. As you shiver both from horror and the cold, you notice a tunnel leading deeper into the ground, with several 'footprints' made of frost leading into it.
RAGESON KILL ANYONE WHO ATTACK RAGESON USING POWER OF STONE
This is more exciting than I ever thought! I almost got killed there!
VG giggles maniacally.
I should be scared right now, but I feel so good!
She struggles to regain control of the plane after her shaking hands cause her to stall.
Whoopee! This is so fun! Yes, definitely so fun...!
But now... The bully must pay! No one can bully me, not anymore!
UNLEASH MORE DAKKA INTO RAGESON
Send the beetle after RAEGSON, and proceed to kick in in the balls, while I'm at it!
(Rageson dex: 2)
(Genius dex: 6+6)
(Alena dex: 1-2)
(Genius dex: 4+6)
(Rageson dex: 2)
(Rageson end: 1)
As Rageson prepares to let loose with another magical volley, Genius performs a backwards loop on order to fire at him again. Rageson is distraced for a brief moment by this maneuver, and that moment is all that Genius needs to turn him into Swiss-cheese with a barrage of icicles from her gun.
RAGESON IS DEAD!(Genius luk: 4+6)
As Rageson's body collapses to the ground, a gigantic pair of scissors appears in Genius' lap. They seem to be alive, and constantly make mewing noises, as if hungry. But what on earth would you even feed a pair of scissors?
((Yay the game is back in action! Been waiting for this!))
"See? If you just let me be your underling these harder to kill then normal guys willl be less harder to kill! This cute girl here that's getting ready to melt off your leg? She comes with me! So you get two underlings for the price of one! Great deal right? Seriously though I can tell your my kind of woman, I don't wanna waste such a person as you!" Evil Lucky, seeing how he convinced her not to kill him, takes the opportunity to keeping selling himself to her. While he's saying that he let's Aurwyn continue her thing, while testing out his new hat.
Test out my hat while Aurwyn grabs and clings to Ms. Mental while excreting tons of acid onto her. If I convince her to be her newest murderous underling, instead help her out by having Aurwyn melt off Osborn's armor and possibly him, while I attempt another timestop this time on Zardak. If timestop works, steal his spear go stab happy with it on him while laughing manically.
Unless she obviously let's me team up with her, keep on having Aurwyn attack her. Also my hat testing takes priority over everything. I really wanna see what that does.
((I'm changing my if I team up action to switching targets... I forgot that with my almost all negative stats, his book would probably summon a meteor under me instead of Osborn. I also wanna convince her to attack osborn if she teams up with me by telling her that the mountain that used to be nearby got exploded because of him. Though that would be meta since my character doesn't even know osborns power... nobody does except him and the other survivor that i think is dead already.))
"Hahaha I like this music! And no, that was not my "worst", though at this time I'm not sure what my worst is! Lets see if we can find out!"
Cast 4th spell on crazy girl. If it fails to kill her, punch her to death with my flame armor.
((Also, to Kadzar, I'm not sure if this armor should be handled by anyone with below +6 endurance, because it's trying to kill me right now (I think). Even if I rolled a 1, though, I wouldn't be harmed by it, but you would probably die within seconds as a total of 8 on a end roll still burnt me slightly.))
((Yay the game is back in action! Been waiting for this!))
"See? If you just let me be your underling these harder to kill then normal guys willl be less harder to kill! This cute girl here that's getting ready to melt off your leg? She comes with me! So you get two underlings for the price of one! Great deal right? Seriously though I can tell your my kind of woman, I don't wanna waste such a person as you!" Evil Lucky, seeing how he convinced her not to kill him, takes the opportunity to keeping selling himself to her. While he's saying that he let's Aurwyn continue her thing, while testing out his new hat.
Test out my hat while Aurwyn grabs and clings to Ms. Mental while excreting tons of acid onto her. If I convince her to be her newest murderous underling, instead help her out by having Aurwyn melt off Osborn's armor and possibly him, while I attempt another timestop this time on Zardak. If timestop works, steal his spear go stab happy with it on him while laughing manically.
Unless she obviously let's me team up with her, keep on having Aurwyn attack her. Also my hat testing takes priority over everything. I really wanna see what that does.
((I'm changing my if I team up action to switching targets... I forgot that with my almost all negative stats, his book would probably summon a meteor under me instead of Osborn. I also wanna convince her to attack osborn if she teams up with me by telling her that the mountain that used to be nearby got exploded because of him. Though that would be meta since my character doesn't even know osborns power... nobody does except him and the other survivor that i think is dead already.))
"Do you truly have a death wish? If so, I will be happy to oblige you." He turns to the spear lady. "Madame, you may align with this whelp if you wish, but, in that case, I will simply kill him and gain enough power to destroy you outright. If, however, you wish to join my ranks instead, I will spare you from a most brutal and painful death."
If Lucky turns, I'll kill him, or ask Rambo to do it if I am somehow incapacitated. Otherwise, I'll use my spear as best I can to help me actively block and dodge the spear lady's attacks while Osborn is casting his spell on her.
(Lucky whim: IMMUNE)
(Kadzar whim: IMMUNE)
(Ellie-Mental dex: (1+3-3)*2)
(Lucky dex: 3-1)
(Aurwyn dex: 5-6)
(Osborn dex: 5)
(Zardak dex: 6-1-2)
(Book aff: 1+4)
(Ellie-Mental dex: (3+3-3)*2)
(Osborn dex: 5)
(Ellie-Mental dex: (2+3-3)*2)
(Osborn str: 4+1)
(Ellie-Mental end: (3+1-3)*2)
Both Zardak and Lucky try to convince the girl to join them, but she seems to be too busy magically transcending humanity to notice. She inhales deeply, as if preparing to breathe fire, but is interrupted by Osborn, who teleports to her in a shower of flame. The red magic pouring off of her seems to burn away at the fire itself, but it cannot defend against a mighty punch from Osborn, which knocks the young elementalist completely unconscious. As her spear flies from her grasp, the red magic fades from her body, and she seems to be quite ordinary. She won't be much of a threat anymore, but perhaps you could try to get her to join you now that she's no longer mad with power... or kill her to get some extra loot.
Hmmm... IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DU-DUEL!!!
Draw top card not fearing i in the slightest!
You draw the top card, and there is a sound of trumpets as a giant man with a gold crown and shaggy blonde hair appears in front of you. He is dressed in thick yet regal-looking bearhides, and wields a curved sword which drips a foul yellow liquid. He kneels before you, and looks up expectantly. Looking at his face, you can see that he has seven identical golden seals around where his mouth should be.
Try to recall the thing. also see if the things inside are hobbits. i like hobbits. perhaps they have tea...
Your faithful heart-beast returns to hover above your shoulder, and you descend into the den with your companions, who are marveling at a tasteful array of corpses on an ice-spike, as well as a freezing hole in the ground inside of this freezing hole in the ground. Yo dawg, I heard you like freezing holes in the ground...
"Hmmm. A piece of paper. Maybe I should make a BLOOD OATH."
Find a sharp looking rock. Make small incision on finger, then inscribe a mysterious-yet-cool looking symbol, involving interlocking circles and pentagrams.
Edit: I just realized that I got an item that is only -3 from Osborn's meteor spell, and my first thought is "Let's try to make blood sacrifice to it!
The paper is not amused by your puny blood sacrifice. The blood merely soaks into the paper and disappears without a trace. It almost seems as if the paper is hungry for more... you make a mental note to be careful if you ever decide to pick it up.
Well... Fuck.
Not the makeup button, but at least now I have enough muscles that I can actually punch people! YAY! ...Is my voice deeper? UNACCEPTABLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Press more buttons until Yukkuri isn't ugly and muscular anymore. Unless something goes wrong. Which it most certainly will. Also start dancing.
(Yukkuri aff: 4+6+9)
(Yukkuri bad: 2+4)
You press a few more buttons, and the muscles on your body begin to recede, leaving gaping holes where they broke through the skin. Blood begins to pour from your wounds, but you ignore this and begin to dance, humming the tune to Gangnam Style as Craig looks on, utterly speechless.
Not really having anything to do, Algem will stand around and just observe whatever's going on nearby.
You watch your friends over by the hills descend into some sort of opening in the ground. Perhaps you should follow them...
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