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Author Topic: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 32  (Read 46955 times)

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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 12
« Reply #150 on: April 05, 2013, 01:14:17 pm »

"Wicked sweet!"

Commit further acts of poorly-thought out and ill-advised attempts to further mutate myself.
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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 12
« Reply #151 on: April 05, 2013, 08:35:57 pm »

((You didn't roll for me to get new mutations!  :'( ))
If at first you don't succeed... TRY, TRY AGAIN!
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Turn 13
« Reply #152 on: April 05, 2013, 09:04:21 pm »

Focus fire light onto them like a giant procreating magnifying glass is perched high in the sky in front of the sun.
[4] You set one on fire. The others glance at him and bolt. Your stomach rumbles loudly, not helping stealth. You're getting hungry...
[5,5] You feel something coming out of your hands, because the Dice Gods have seen it fit to grant you get another destructive power.

Take the bus home. Celebrate being the guy who isn't part of the big psycho mutant bloodbath.
You get on the bus and start cheering about how you're not a crazy mutant. No one believes you.
[4,3] Especially since you sprout an extra pair of legs. Good thing you're just wearing a bathrobe!

...Its raining? HAHAHAHA, WEATHER MAN YOU ARE THE BEST! Make it pour!

"Awh hell." Rick makes a break for the exit, using his control of water to either force the water in people around to push them away, or use existing water to push/shove/wash people away. If lethal force is used, be more forceful, if non-lethal force is used just focus on pushing them away from self then.
Your attempt at bloodbending fails, but [5] a convenient water cooler allows you to drive off everyone until a bunch of people come running. One has a singed beard.
[6,1,6] Your arms become batty wings and you get a weirdly chitinous skin. Your limbs also turn buggier. Even your new arms are sorta bug-jointed.

Grab him and try to grow my roots into his head.
Grab him with my feet if necessary.

No, you have roots in your shoulders, remember?
Anyways, [6v2] you snag him in your shoulderoots as your toes dig through your shoes. Your roots start tightening around his head...
[2] ...and you don't mutate to grow them faster.

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[4-1] Thunder booms. "...And how do you
explain the woman?"
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Police cancel notice woman: too insane
Different police.

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fly away, crash into a spectacle store, steal sunglasses
[6] Oh fun. You fly into a store, which immediately becomes a spectacle as a tall, winged guy breaks his neck as he crashes through the front window.
[6,2,4] You suddenly stretch, roughly doubling in height and becoming rather thin. You vomit; it's projectile.

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Bruce looks for a pet. Or maybe livestock. [1] He finds a large alley cat interested in the small, edible creature in the dumpster.
[5,6;2] His nose turns into a beetle.

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"Oh, would you look at that! That guy's hurt! Let me help you with that, man!"
Remove scalpel from That Guy's hand. Stab him with it repeatedly if he starts trouble.
"Well... that was wierd.... I thought my hand was a person.... I gotta stop doing that hahaha! Now.... real persons that I hope really are real, I hope you enjoy death!"
Stab the closest person to me in the eye and all the way to the brain.
Smash a hole in the wall, pick up Walther and start climbing the building. Because I've always wanted to recreate king-kong with somewhat of a role reversal.
[4v2-1] That Guy has the scalpel removed by a helpful nutjob [6-1v4] who gets hoisted up by and slung over the shoulder of Giant Girl Alexandra. She then [5] locates and breaks a large window before climbing out, with Guy shouting behind her. [3-1-1] Alexandra, weighted down by Walther and slipping on the wet climbing thing, falls; [3v1] her sheet falls off and Walther would make a joke about a naked woman falling onto him if he wasn't in pain from a nine-foot naked woman falling on top of him.
[1;1;4] Giant Girl gets a new power--Magneotism! [2] Cool! Shame Walther isn't made of metal...

"Wicked sweet!"
Commit further acts of poorly-thought out and ill-advised attempts to further mutate myself.
[5] You grab another syringe of super-serum and poke it into yourself. Maybe you should diversify...
[1,6] You go blind!

((You didn't roll for me to get new mutations!  :'( ))
If at first you don't succeed... TRY, TRY AGAIN!
(Your serum only rolls every other turn, barring extra injections.)
[6] You spin about, confusing a lot of people. One security guy mistakes you for Crazy Joe and shoots! [1] You fall unconscious...
[3] You gain an astonishingly unuseful sense!

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Panic. Panic and fleeing. Except one raincoated news crew.

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Seriously, waitlisters?

And any suggestions on what to do with Bruce?
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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 13
« Reply #153 on: April 05, 2013, 09:13:43 pm »

Attempt to shoot stuff out of hands. Find the kitchen.
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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 13
« Reply #154 on: April 05, 2013, 09:17:01 pm »

Continue killing him with my roots. Absorb his corpse after he's dead. Carry him around attached to my shoulders if necessary.
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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 13
« Reply #155 on: April 05, 2013, 09:18:33 pm »

Wait for my stop, then get off.
I still escaped the bloodbath, didn't I?

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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 13
« Reply #156 on: April 05, 2013, 09:21:07 pm »

have storepersons call an ambulance, go to hospital, ask for blind person glasses.
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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 13
« Reply #157 on: April 05, 2013, 09:25:41 pm »

((...I am turning into the ultimate sexual superhero.))

Leap up, and desperately find something to cover myself! Preferably NOT METAL.
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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 13
« Reply #158 on: April 05, 2013, 11:38:38 pm »

...Can understand body language to a startling degree, have bug features, can make loud screeches, have bat wings, can converse with a worm, can control water... I AM BECOME WATER BAETLE! BRINGER OF THE FLOODS!

Rick continues trying to escape, using his new wings if able, and continues using his water powers to move people away. "Any advise little buddy?"

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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 13
« Reply #159 on: April 06, 2013, 01:02:50 am »

"I sincerely thank you for what just happened, Giant Girl. This will inspire me for months!"

Walther nods, gets up and breaks into a run.

Make a run for it, leave the premises.

((By the way, where's my mutation?))
« Last Edit: April 06, 2013, 01:05:16 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 13
« Reply #160 on: April 06, 2013, 06:58:30 am »

"Mother fucker took Scalpy! Oh well, Scalpy was dick who stabbed me. Hm... let's see if I can makes some more lethal friends."

Since my weapon got stolen, look for something else. Then test it out on nearest person.
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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 13
« Reply #161 on: April 06, 2013, 08:18:41 am »

Wake up. Inject self with some serum.
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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 13
« Reply #162 on: April 07, 2013, 10:33:57 am »

Dear anailater and Toaster, please post turns before I have them...chosen for you.
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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 13
« Reply #163 on: April 07, 2013, 03:25:30 pm »

((I Anailater, relinquish control of Bruce to the wait listers and community, to do with as they will.))
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Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 13
« Reply #164 on: April 08, 2013, 07:35:10 pm »

Waitlist please

Name: William Snow
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Bio: William was bored and desperately needed cash
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