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Author Topic: What if Bay12 Became a Country?  (Read 34896 times)

Lightningfalcon

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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #150 on: June 05, 2013, 08:27:04 am »

Everyone forgot the most important point about security... the national army will of course be called the Liberal Crime Squad.

There are only moderates, liberals and elite liberals in the national parliament of Bay12, afterall, according to the first post.
The LCS would be our special forces.  We drop them behind enemy lines to reform our enemies so invasion is unnecessary. 
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W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #151 on: June 05, 2013, 09:30:20 am »

I would like to offer my services, such as they are.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #152 on: June 05, 2013, 10:31:37 am »

what is this I dont even
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #153 on: June 05, 2013, 10:51:26 am »

what is this I dont even
Quit asking questions and get to campaigning. GPMEUPCCR needs a good showing in the next election. Make sure to hire sign spinners wearing costumes.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #154 on: June 05, 2013, 11:00:16 am »

I hereby declare the !!SCIENCE!! department politically neutral. I have also come up with our motto:
'Facimus quid necessum est
quia possumus
pro bono omnium nobium
nisi qui sunt mortuus'
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My dreams are not unlike yours - they long for the safety, and break like a glass chandelier.
But there's laughter and oh there is love, just past the edge of our fears.
And there's chaos when push comes to shove, but it's music to my ears.

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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #155 on: June 05, 2013, 11:26:31 am »

what is this I dont even
Quit asking questions and get to campaigning. GPMEUPCCR needs a good showing in the next election. Make sure to hire sign spinners wearing costumes.
How 'bout this guy? At least he's honest.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #156 on: June 05, 2013, 11:37:24 am »

I hereby declare the !!SCIENCE!! department politically neutral. I have also come up with our motto:
'Facimus quid necessum est
quia possumus
pro bono omnium nobium
nisi qui sunt mortuus'

I am sorry Mr Sjm9876, but we of the Internal Security cannot have that.
Please, follow the kind orderlies.
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*outside* "Ignore the screams people, ignore the screams"
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #157 on: June 05, 2013, 11:45:42 am »

We supplied your weapons good sir. Do you not think we made a back up? After all, we work for the annihilation of all peoples, not just those whom we are ordered to destroy.
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My dreams are not unlike yours - they long for the safety, and break like a glass chandelier.
But there's laughter and oh there is love, just past the edge of our fears.
And there's chaos when push comes to shove, but it's music to my ears.

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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #158 on: June 05, 2013, 11:54:42 am »

We supplied your weapons good sir. Do you not think we made a back up? After all, we work for the annihilation of all peoples, not just those whom we are ordered to destroy.
yo !!SCIENCE!! department, do you have the technology to make me Robocop yet?
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #159 on: June 05, 2013, 11:56:07 am »

We supplied your weapons good sir. Do you not think we made a back up? After all, we work for the annihilation of all peoples, not just those whom we are ordered to destroy.
yo !!SCIENCE!! department, do you have the technology to make me Robocop yet?
Working on it. Currently unable to continue research due to unforeseen interruptions.
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My dreams are not unlike yours - they long for the safety, and break like a glass chandelier.
But there's laughter and oh there is love, just past the edge of our fears.
And there's chaos when push comes to shove, but it's music to my ears.

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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #160 on: June 05, 2013, 12:02:16 pm »

Well, I can get you some luck in exchange for some sacrifices.
Spambots will do.
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #161 on: June 05, 2013, 12:07:33 pm »

How would you react to some failed mutants?
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My dreams are not unlike yours - they long for the safety, and break like a glass chandelier.
But there's laughter and oh there is love, just past the edge of our fears.
And there's chaos when push comes to shove, but it's music to my ears.

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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #162 on: June 05, 2013, 12:08:15 pm »

could you imagine spambots irl?
your walking down the street when you spot a man walking very stiffly.
he walks up to you and says
"HOHOHOHOHO! friend have you tried out <misc service> I just did and it was great! hohoho! it only 4 money!"
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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #163 on: June 05, 2013, 12:08:34 pm »

How would you react to some failed mutants?

With more clones, of course.

Everything can be solved with more clones.

(This seems like the beginning of Rapture in a Bioshock 4: Mutants Vs Clones= chaos)
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“Well,” he said. “We’re in the Forgotten hunting grounds I take it. Your screams just woke them up early. Congratulations, Lyara.”
“Do something!” she whispered, trying to keep her sight on all of them at once.
Basileus clapped his hands once. The Forgotten took a step forward, attracted by the sound.
“There, I did something. I clapped. I like clapping,” he said. -The Investigator And The Case Of The Missing Brain.

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Re: What if Bay12 Became a Country?
« Reply #164 on: June 05, 2013, 12:11:51 pm »

This is why Bay12 could never sustain a unified people. Backstabbers left and right. Now, if you excuse me, I've got corpses to loot.
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