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[Mrhappyface]

LLaPoB looked up from his bodybuilding magazine at the arriving Eagle King. The Pretender was learning about the "Living Pillar" workout session where the elite Atlantean guards perform squats and deadlifts at Bathypelagic pressure while in full Basalt armor. The summoned Great Hawks suggested that he look more into exercise, since he's been spending most his days researching. Due to their rather uncanny intellect yet lack of manners, they weren't afraid of speaking their mind to him, which couldn't be said of even the Eagle Kings. If they had to come to deliver a message, it certainly wasn't good. He reluctantly tore his gaze away from the centerfold of a shambler to look upon the king-mage.
"My lord, the fellow Kings have convened to give a suggestion to our recent troubles in the north..."
"Bah, don't act so aloof. We lost a battle!" LLaPoB snatched the scroll from the King's arm. "Whatever this scroll says-oh. Oh my. That DOES sound like a good idea. Ahahaha!"

[Mrhappyface]

Actually doing some research, Basalt guards tend to die from encumbrance pretty fast. Guess the reason why they stay so still is because they don't want to move around.

[E. Albright]

Given that Pillars are cap-only and very resource-intensive, they're not something you'd want to build a strategy around. Still, an earth blessing at least frees them of their most obvious handicap, though they're still slower than a frozen slug on a salt flat.

[Mrhappyface]

It took 3 dead eagle kings to take back Jome. A decisive victory.

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

   Haven't looked yet but if your talking about the place I think you are congratulations! After turns of pumping a few points of PD into it and hiring bevies of monkeys with stones you have breached it and taken back one of the places I have taken.

[Mrhappyface]

Yes, who knew it took 3 semi-divine beings from an earlier age with some of the most powerful magics and some proper scripting and positioning available to defeat a few humans and monkeys?

[Akhier the Dragon hearted]

   Don't forget those monkeys had stones and from what I hear they can break bones which is really bad for birds. What with their hollow structure and all.

[Il Palazzo]

Meanwhile in Abysia, the new fashion trends point to trench warfare as the new "thing". Every warlord wants to dual-wield a couple of spades, and most Anathemats agree that sitting idly in self-dug moist holes while the winter rages on all around them is the shit. Oh joy.

[gman8181]

Gman weeps pitifully at the lack of dominions 4 games starting.

[Burnt Pies]

Fitting Music


That is all.

[Mrhappyface]

Well, we ARE at the stage where we're throwing up our super high-budget cutting edge experimental weapon technology.

[EuchreJack]

Welcome to the game, Mr. Cain!

[sum1won]

As traditional for newly formed republics, we are totally invading Canada the North.

[Mrhappyface]

Wait, who are you invading?

[EuchreJack]

As traditional for newly formed republics, we are totally invading Canada the North.

Wait, who are you invading?

Based on E. Albright's map, I'd say the map border.