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UristMcRiley

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Re: Ork Race: Jagged Ead'z
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2018, 11:42:45 pm »

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Boom BOOM! Trukk (2) UristMcRiley, Thanatos Russ
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Re: Ork Race: Jagged Ead'z
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2018, 12:25:51 am »

YA GITS I GOTS AN IDEA!
We Just made them BOOM Squigs so why dont we feel up a truck with a whole lot of them! I knows what your thinking why cause then we can drive the truck into a whole bunch of those other gits and instead of a whole lotta small booms we get one really, REALLY BIG BOOM!!!!
WAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH

Paint it red ya grot!  If weeb wan ter git da explosivz der fasta, it needs ter be red!  Awl orks knowz da red wunz go fasta!
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Re: Ork Race: Jagged Ead'z
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2018, 01:13:58 am »

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 RED!!! Boom BOOM! Trukk (3) UristMcRiley, Thanatos Russ, Zanzetkuken
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Re: Ork Race: Jagged Ead'z
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2018, 11:17:19 pm »

Revision:
Guntrukk: Ya see 'ere, weeb put dis shoota ona trukk as weeb calls da Slugga, an nows da land trukk nows az a stationeded gunna turret fer da trukk. Nows da trukk kan ridd as it’s mowin' down da boyz wif a gunna wif a stationeded shoota on da back. Dis is also painted red to go fasts compared to the rest


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Da meks take some time ta make a mount'n for 'da passenga seat ‘dat would hold a slugga. It iz ratha easily made, wit' da mount sitt'n ‘n front uv da passenga boy. Da Boyz don't really see why dey should put dere slugga's inside uv a mount when dey kan jus hold it iz wun hand an' shoot it as it iz right now wit' little ta no difference.Da trukks are also painted red via paint kovered snotl'n face. Accord'n ta 'da boyz, its resulted ‘n a "dat much" increase ‘n speed
Trukk Now possessing a Slugga sized mount in the passenger seat, and The trukks are all painted red.

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Re: Ork Race: Jagged Ead'z
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2018, 07:35:28 pm »

Oi YA GITS! WE SAID WE WANNTED A BOOM TRUCK!
SOME UTTER GITS TOLD YOU TO MAKE A WHAT NOW?!? A GUN TRUKK NOW THATS DOWN RIGHT UNORKY
WELL I WONT CLOBBER YE BRAINS IN BUT I NEEDS YOU TO MAKE SOMETHIN FOR ME
WE GOTS A TRUCK THAT GETS DA BOYS TO THE FIGHT, IT EVEN HAS SOME DAKKA DATS NICE
WE ALSO GOT SOME BOOM BOOM SQUIGS BUT THOSE FAT GITS CANT GET NOWHERES ON DER ONSUM
SO WHAT WE GOTTA DO IS GET THE BOOM BOOM SQUIGS FAST LIKE TO THE ENEMY. NOW WE COULD JUST PAINT EM RED! OR PAINT SOME YOOFS RED AND HAVE THEM CARRY EM BUT WHAT IF WE TOOK AND MADE SOME DAKKA THAT FLIES THROUGH THE SKY LIKE ONE OF THEM HUMIE MISSILES AND WE LOAD IT UP WITH A HELL OF A LOT OF BOOM BOOM SQUIGS THEN WE GET A BIG FRAKKIN BOOM RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL OF OUR ENEMIES

BOOM BOOM ROKKIT
A rocket full of boom boom squigs that can be fired in the general directions of our opponents.
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Thanatos Russ

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« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2018, 04:29:08 am »

Actualey i gotsa bedda idea. Ow ubbout weeb develop bedda shootaz dat fire reliablee so dat weeb kan kills from afar bedda?

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« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2018, 07:41:41 am »

BUT BOOM BOOM KILL BETTA THEN DAKKA
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« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2018, 07:03:44 pm »

fuk okay gotz me gonvinzed
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« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2018, 07:30:31 pm »

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Thanatos Russ

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Re: Ork Race: Jagged Ead'z
« Reply #24 on: April 04, 2018, 04:40:01 pm »

Meley: probs eqwul ter enemy
ranged: eqwul
armoureded vehiclz: 'opefully bedda, since weeb ab spent a research or twuu on it
killin' potency: dramaticaley increaseded wot wif explosiv sqwibs
versatility: increaseded. Weeb ab sum counta measurz dat kan be diversifieded easilee enough.
research succez level: averaj.
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« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2018, 04:22:03 pm »

wez need more votes and stuff while wez waitz for za op to rekuvva
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« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2018, 05:02:23 pm »

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Re: Ork Race: Jagged Ead'z
« Reply #27 on: April 16, 2018, 05:39:32 pm »

ROIGHT! YA GITZ ARE BEIN' UZELESS GITZ SO IZ TAKIN' KOMMAND. ANYONE WANTZ TA ARGUE DEY KAN TAKE IT UP WIV ME STOMPA.

Designs:
'Eavy Armour: 'Eavy armour iz made uv armoured plates an' scavenged pieces uv armour, battered into shape so 'dat it fits its weara (well, sort uv). It usually includes huge metal pauldrons an’ otha metal plates bolted together, or even riveted onto 'da ork himself. Heavy armour ‘as a ramshackle, improvised appearance, but offaz far more protection den its humble origins kan suggest.

Shoota: A shoota fires eitha massive bullets or explosive shells, or evun a mixture of both. As iz the case with most Ork weaponz, they are crude but effective. A Shoota iz considered good if it fires a burst of shots at once an' makes a lot of noise.

Big Shoota: A big shoota iz a loud, heavy, large-calibre machine gun ‘dat bucks an sparks like krazy when da trigga iz pulled. Big shootas are usually bolted on vehicles for anti-personnel support, but sometimes a boy manages ta acquire a big shoota ‘dat gives his mob some real anti-infantry powa. Big shootas are fed from chunky magazines uv ammo by krank handles, motors or some otha cleva mechanisms.

Rokkit Launcha: It iz a massive, but very simple weapon - usually a stout stick wit' a simple trigga mechanism or a tubular launcha wit' as many rokkits as orks kan get a hold uv. Rokkits kan be loaded wun at a time, or loaded automatically from a magazine if da weapon iz a bit more komplex. Orks kan use it on ‘da move wit' no noticeable loss uv accuracy. Its simplicity makes it very easy ta manufacture an it iz a fairly kommon ork weapon. Sometimes ork boyz equip demselves wit' rokkit launchas, ‘dat gives dere mob 'da ability ta shoot down armoured vehicles.

Power Klaw: A power klaw iz an armoured, powered gauntlet, strapped ta an ork's arm wit' a piston-driven pinca kompris'n two ta tree snapp'n blades. Dese are sheathed 'n a power field, an' so kan effortlessly rip throo any armour, tear'n any enemy into bloody paste. It iz particularly effective against vehicles. Dese weapons are among ‘da biggest an choppiest an ork kan possess an often serve as symbol uv status as well as a weapon. As such, many uv em are owned by warbosses or by particularly brutish nobs, 'n which hands power klaws become even more effective, due ta dere skill an' strength. Orks often amputate dere own arms, tak'n da weapon as an augmentic implant.

Warbike: Ork Warbikes fulfill two importan' funktions; goin' fast an' goin' loud. Dey're ramshackle, dangerous an' 'eavy mechanical steeds allowin' dere ridas to charge into da enemy wiv da force of a tank if tanks used medieval shock cavalry tactics. Additionally Warbikes 'av one or two Dakkaguns, each of which consists of a soop'd up Big Shoota.

Warbuggy: Da Warbuggy iz a four wheel'd low-ridin' car wiv a soopercharg' engin'. Da Ork on da back 'as either a twin-linked Big Shoota or Rokkit Launcha. Some 'av tracks on da back and a Flamer ta burn da enemy.

Revisions:
Fix da Fukkin' Trukk: Stick a Big Shoota on da trukk's passenger mount. 'Ave a spigot mortar bolted onto da sides to launch Stikkbombs into da enemy before da boyz get out.

Gunwagon: Stikk a big gun in da back ov da trukk, like a Lobba or Flakka-Dakka-Gun or Kannon or Zapp Gun or /Bubblechucka or summin'. Da boyz can 'ang on da outside if dey wantz.

Wartrakk: Itz a Warbuggy wiv trakks. Better for hives an' mountains but not as fast. Can mount Dakkaguns an' Skorchas (upgunned Flamers).

Doktrine:
Stikkbomb Chukkaz: Spigot Lobba' dat chucks Stikkbombs at da enemy before da boyz get out uv da vehicle an' charge in. (Has transport capacity.)

Re'nforced Ram: Da vehicle 'as a ram on da frunt so da driver can get stuck in too. (Ground vehicles only.)

Armour Plates: Dey're metal plates bolted to da vehicle, stops da trukk dyin' ta da smalla' dakka or da driver dyin' befor' dey get ta where dey goin'. (Trukks an’ bigger.)

Red Paint Job: RED WUNZ GO FASTA YA GITZ!!! WAAAGH!!! (EVERFINK FAST!!!)

Black Paint Job: BLACK IZ TUFF!!! WAAAGH!!! (EVERFINK TUFF!!!)

GREEN PAINT JOB: GREEN IZ BEST!!! WAAAAAAGH!!! (EVERFINK SQUIGGY!!!)

Fukkin' amateurs.

‘S been twelve ‘ours so I’z ‘membered to vote.

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Re: Ork Race: Jagged Ead'z
« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2018, 05:34:24 pm »

Wow ladz I gezz we founds our warboss! What 'e sayzzz
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« Reply #29 on: April 19, 2018, 02:18:03 pm »

Wow ladz I gezz we founds our warboss! What 'e sayzzz
DEN CHANGE YA VOTE YA YOOF!!!
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