Random chaos time. My rules stand as:
1 is complete failure with terrible side effects, 2 is bad failure with light side effects, 3 is just failure, 4 is just win, 5 is win with light side effects, 6 is complete win with terrible side effects.
Stupidity is smiled upon. Literally. I'll try to update at least once a day.
Look for the morgue, find the rest of my skeleton. A riot is no place for an easily kicked skull.
[3]
You look for your skeleton in the morgue. None for you.
((He and I are old buddies.))
Ooze into the minds of various people in the crowd and whisper terrible secrets of that which should not be known into their souls. Give them an irresistible compulsion to follow what the rituals tell them to do as I snake out of their minds and watch the chaos unfold.
[2]
You attempt to mind rape people. All you manage to do is give yourself a terrible headache. No idea how that works.
Tell the GM that he has too many players, a terrible turn layout, and a rather alarming lack of initial setting or plot.
[1]
You go to tell him but the GM laughs and thinks you're an idiot, saying: "If you want it done better, do it yourself."
"SON OF A B**TCH."
Do this.
[5] You hurt cloth eater, and disintegrate its hat. You also send everyone flying, including yourself. Smooth.
SLAP DERM
[4] You slap him firmly and he disintegrates.
Lord Slowpoke has slain Dermonster!Scoreboard:
Lord Slowpoke: 1
Rest of you shmucks: 0
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