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Should I reboot Cheesistan Gaiden.

Yes. How can I help?
- 7 (58.3%)
No.
- 4 (33.3%)
Only under somebody else's GM'ing.
- 1 (8.3%)

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Re: Cheesistan: 18 Days Left until the GM's Birthday!
« Reply #2790 on: February 27, 2015, 11:46:28 pm »

No. You're just a protected cult that gets its own autonomy in exchange for not causing trouble and for helping out the Republic. Now that Poketwo is in charge, it's up to him whether or not to help you. Life's been busy and tiring, but generally alright. I'm a bit concerned about my college grades, but so far the juggling is allowing me to sustain what I need to stay enrolled.

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Re: Cheesistan: 18 Days Left until the GM's Birthday!
« Reply #2791 on: February 27, 2015, 11:49:04 pm »

Well I hope it stays alright. Why would I need Cheesistan's help if i'm claiming unclaimed land in order to create a new country?
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Cheesistan: 18 Days Left until the GM's Birthday!
« Reply #2792 on: February 27, 2015, 11:51:22 pm »

Well I hope it stays alright. Why would I need Cheesistan's help if i'm claiming unclaimed land in order to create a new country?
I didn't know that's what you were trying to do? I was talking about your temple being protected by the Cheesistani Republic, which can't protect you now that Poketwo's in charge.

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Re: Cheesistan: 18 Days Left until the GM's Birthday!
« Reply #2793 on: February 27, 2015, 11:57:06 pm »

NO, WE ARE PROBABLY NOT REALLY COMMUNISTS. ITS PROBABLY WHAT GENERAL SECRETARY SLOWPOKE'S FACTION IS. YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT WAS FORMED ON THE TURN Lyeos DID.
So you're fascists then?

Did my Trapisti cult fight in the civil war? I really don't remember.
I think they did, but as an ally to the Republic? And after the overtake of Microphonia, the traps basically all retreated to your walled hidden city cult-place thing.
Kinda. But with old imperialistic feel and all that. AND STILL VERY SOCIALIST . We didn't have to be very communistic after slowpoke grabed them all up to attempt to institute his/her's constitution.
(there is also secret other motive from way back))
AHEM!!!!
THE BATTLE OF CHEESISTAN:
IN THE YEARS OF 201X, A BATTLE IS WAGED. FIRST INDICATED BY THE DISCOVERY OF A POSSIBLE COUP ATTEMPT, THE REPUBLIC OF CHEESISTAN ORDERED THE ARREST OF "THE SCYTHER ANTI-HOMESTUCK DEFENSE MILITIA". POKETWO, AFTER BASICALLY BEING FORCED TO BE KILLED YET AGAIN, DECIDED TO REVOLT. THIS LEAD TO THE SCYTHER INSURGENCY AND MANY OTHER EVENTS. NOW CHEESISTAN IS DIVIDED, AND ONE FACTION MUST WIN!!!!!

THE GLORIUS REPUBLIC: HEADED BY PRESIDENT BRIAN THE ALMOST-IMORTAL, THIS IS THE REAL GOVERNMENT OF CHEESISTAN. HAVING SUFFERING A LOT DUE TO RECENT EVENTS, BUT STILL SURVIED. NOW THEY ARE FACING TOTAL REVOLT FROM MANY SIDES, THEY HAVE MOST OF THE MILITARY AT THEIR SIDE. THEY ALSO HAVE THE POTENCIAL TO GAIN BETTER HERO UNITS, AND MCCLELLAN CAN GROW TO BE POWERFUL!!!!

THE MONARCHIST SOCIETY: THESE GUYS ARE PART OF THE OLD ARISTOCRACY OF CHEESISTAN. NONE KNOW HOW THEY GOT THERE, BUT THEY ARE HERE. REBORN UNDER THE JARL'S ATTEMPT AT RECLAIMING THE THRONE OF CHESSISTAN, THEY SERVE TO SUPORT HIM FOR HIS CAUSE. THEY ARE LIMITED,BUT POWERFUL PEOPLE ARE AT THEIR SIDE. ALSO QUITE THE BIT OF HERO UNITS!!!

THE HOLY TRAPIST STATE: IN THE BEGINNING, KEVAK ARRIVED. AFTER BECOMING SUPER POWERFUL, POKETWO DECIDED TO HIDE INSIDE HIM. BY FUSING WITH HIM. THIS FAILED AT FIRST, BUT HE SUCCEEDED. HE WAS GOING TO BE TURNED INTO A TRAP, BUT THANKS TO THE GM'S NON-NET SAZYNESS, OR JUST INTERPRETING WRONG, HE BECAME A USUAL TRAP. BUT THIS ONLY DELAYED KEVAK, AS HE EVENTUALLY TURNED P2 INTO TRAP BAKURA EXPY. AND NOT THE ABRIDGED ONE. THIS CAUSED HIM TO LOSE POWER, AND LED UP TO THE EVENTS OF HIM TAKING OVER GIUGE AND BECOMING KEVAKGYGAS OR WHATEVER ITS CALLED. THIS CAUSED THE HERETIC PROPHET TO IMERGE, AND FOUND A CULT OF THIS THING. NOW, AFTER HELPING TO SAVE CHEESISTAN FROM THE SCYTHER INSURGENCY FOR NOW, HIS CULTISTS TURNED ON HIM AND TRIED TO TAKE OVER CHEESISTAN FOR THEMSELVES. PROPHET DID POSSES THE LEADER OF THIS ROUGE PART, BUT ONLY SOME WERE FOOLED. AND UNDER A NEW PROPHET, THEY WILL ATTEMPT TO TAKE OVER CHEESISTAN.

GLORIOUS LEADER SLOWPOKE'S COMMUNIST REBELLION OF BARBIQUE AND OTHER INSANE STUFF: SLOWPOKE IS AN IMMIGRENT OF WE ARE OUR AVATARS VERSE, WHERE POKETWO IS EVEN MORE OF A BUT-MONKEY AS HE IS HERE. SLOWPOKE CEMMENTED ITSELF AS COMMUNIST BY REACHING HERE VIA PRESIDENT GORBICHEV. IT DD NOTHING FOR A WHILE AFTER ARRIVING, BUT THEN SUDDENLY SOMEHOW WALKED INTO CHEESISTAN DESPITE ACTUALY BEING IN IT AT THE TIME, AND COMFIRMING THAT HE WILL BE IN CHEESISTAN. AFTER GOING TO MARKET TO TRY TO PURCHES SOME STUFF, SHE EVENTUALY PLOPS DOWN A BARBECUE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GREAT FIRST RALLY OF THE COMMUNIST REVOLUTION IN AGES TO DESTROY THE CAPITALIST MARKET SQUARE IT QUICKLY STOPED AND BECAME ONE BIG PARTY. SLOWPOKE DINED ON HIS GENIUS COOKING OF MEATS, AND SOON SHE DIVIDED THE LEFTOVERS SO EQUALY AMOUNG THE CLASSES(LIKE WORKING, NOT SCHOOL) *also after cracking neck*PRESENT AT THE RALLY IT IMPRESSED THE COMMUNISTS SO MUCH THAT IT MADE HIM GENERAL SECRETARY ON THE SPOT. SOON  SHE INFILTRAITED THE FAMOUS GREAT SWISS AIRHOLE CAVERNS OF MICROPHONIA AND MADE IT INTO THE PRESIDENT'S ROOM AND HELD BRIAN HOSTAGE. CAPTAIN MCLELLAN SOON CAME TO RESCUE PRESIDENT BRIAN. SLOWPOKE AT FIRST ATTEMPTED TO DECLARE MICROPHONIA TEMPORALIY NOT PART OF CHEESISTAN, FORCING CAPTAIN TO LEAVE DUE TO A JOKE MADE AT THE FRONT PAGE. IT KINDA REQUIRED THE ENTIRE LEGISTLATOR BODY TO VOTE ON IT, BUT REPRISENTITVE YUSEF WAS KINDA OUT EATING ONE OF SLOWPOKE'S LEGIDARY STAKE LEFTOVERS. CURSE THAT COWINCIDENCE!!! ANYWAYS, EVEN AFTER REVEALING A SECRET SCYTHER WAS HIS DIME, MCLELLAN WOULD STILL ESCORT THE PRESIDENT OUT OF BUILDING. THIS STILL ALLOWED SLOWPOKE TO THINK HE COULD DECLARE A NEW CONSTITUTION BASED ON BACON AND RANDOM ITEMS HE WAS THINKING OF AT THE TIME. ALAS, BACON RELIGION WOULD NOT BE INVENTED UNTIL the great disaster of pc's always rolling fives. HE STILL GOT MOST OF THE COMMUNISTS AND SOME SOLDIERS THAT ATE HER LEFTOVERS. PRETTY STANDERD STUFF, BUT SLOWPOKE'S NO JOKE. HE, IS IN FACT, A DANGEROUS MINIMALISER. RANKED 1-A ON THE MINMIMALISM RTDER THREAT RANKING. HE WILL BE UNPREDICTABLE AND REAL POWERIFUL. AND EVEN THEN, THERE IS THIS FAINT SENSE OF .......green. there's somehow green in the air, just the color......


THE BEST PEOPLE'S DEMOCRATIC EMPIRE OF SCYTHIAN CHEESISTAN: TO MUCH TIME SPENT ON LAST FEW ONES. YOU ALL ALREADY KNOW BASICS ANYWAYS. WILL WORK ON LATER.
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Re: Cheesistan: 18 Days Left until the GM's Birthday!
« Reply #2794 on: February 28, 2015, 02:32:17 pm »

So, what do you guys think of it?
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Re: Cheesistan: 18 Days Left until the GM's Birthday!
« Reply #2795 on: February 28, 2015, 03:59:41 pm »

((The violent shouting... we need more violent shouting everywhere!!!))
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Cheesistan: 18 Days Left until the GM's Birthday!
« Reply #2796 on: June 11, 2015, 11:17:11 am »

SINCE ITS BEEN 3 MONTHS SINCE MCLENEN POSTED TURN, I NOW RULE OVER GAME!!!!!!

NOW TIME TO START ON INTRO:

YOU ARE PART OF THE BEST PEOPLE'S DEMOCRATIC EMPIRE OF SCYTHIAN CHEESISTAN!!! SADLY, IT IS NONE OF THOSE THINGS EXCEPT MAYBE EMPIRE? AS THE INQUISITION NOW IS OVER EVERYONE'S HEADS, AND POKE RULES ALL OF CALIFORNIA AND KOLICHIA. TERRIBLE SACRIFICES TO DARK GODS ARE COMMON, AS REBELLION GOES EXTREME FASTLY. YOUR MISSION IS TO SURVIE, AND RESCUE PRESIDENT HORRIGAN!!!!
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Re: Cheesistan: 18 Days Left until the GM's Birthday!
« Reply #2797 on: June 11, 2015, 11:43:16 am »

SINCE ITS BEEN 3 MONTHS SINCE MCLENEN POSTED TURN, I NOW RULE OVER GAME!!!!!!

NOW TIME TO START ON INTRO:

YOU ARE PART OF THE BEST PEOPLE'S DEMOCRATIC EMPIRE OF SCYTHIAN CHEESISTAN!!! SADLY, IT IS NONE OF THOSE THINGS EXCEPT MAYBE EMPIRE? AS THE INQUISITION NOW IS OVER EVERYONE'S HEADS, AND POKE RULES ALL OF CALIFORNIA AND KOLICHIA. TERRIBLE SACRIFICES TO DARK GODS ARE COMMON, AS REBELLION GOES EXTREME FASTLY. YOUR MISSION IS TO SURVIE, AND RESCUE PRESIDENT HORRIGAN!!!!
Yeah, how about no. I've been in another dimension, sure, but I'm not dead. :|

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Re: Cheesistan: Katamari Damacy.
« Reply #2798 on: June 11, 2015, 11:47:27 am »

GM: Spawn a giant Katamari headed towards the capitol of Cheesistan
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(( It's surprisingly hard to find a good picture of a Katamari. ))

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Re: Cheesistan: Katamari Damacy.
« Reply #2799 on: June 11, 2015, 12:11:43 pm »

I'M AFRAID YOU CAN'T DO THAT GM!!!!!!!!
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Re: Cheesistan: Katamari Damacy.
« Reply #2800 on: June 11, 2015, 04:19:09 pm »

((Hi CMC. Also what is a Katamari?))
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Re: Cheesistan: Katamari Damacy.
« Reply #2801 on: June 11, 2015, 07:00:38 pm »

((Basically it's a big rolled up ball of stuff that keeps absorbing more stuff to get bigger.))
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Re: Cheesistan: Katamari Damacy.
« Reply #2802 on: June 12, 2015, 03:43:54 pm »

I'M AFRAID YOU CAN'T DO THAT GM!!!!!!!!
((What is this game, and are you related to HAL?))
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Re: Cheesistan: Katamari Damacy.
« Reply #2803 on: June 12, 2015, 04:20:01 pm »

I'M AFRAID YOU CAN'T DO THAT GM!!!!!!!!
((What is this game, and are you related to HAL?))
((IT IS CHAOTIC MICRO-NATION RTD. MINIMALISTIC IN ALL ASPECTS EXCEPT TIME AND SPACE. CURRENTLY ITS IN CHAOS AS I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY TAKEN OVER CHEESISTAN.
ALSO, STAR WOLF!!!!!!!!!!))
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Re: Cheesistan: Katamari Damacy.
« Reply #2804 on: June 12, 2015, 04:28:25 pm »

((Basically it's a big rolled up ball of stuff that keeps absorbing more stuff to get bigger.))
((Thanks.))

((Cheesistan is if I remember correctly currently under the control of a ?communist? scyther government. The trap cultists (bow before the trap god heathen swine!) have a plan to flee the country and found their own nation. The GM and the two former leaders of Cheesistan are somewhere? And we just got done killing Cthulhu. Also this may or may not be dead. please don't be!  :'())
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