NO, WE ARE PROBABLY NOT REALLY COMMUNISTS. ITS PROBABLY WHAT GENERAL SECRETARY SLOWPOKE'S FACTION IS. YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT WAS FORMED ON THE TURN Lyeos DID.
So you're fascists then?
Did my Trapisti cult fight in the civil war? I really don't remember.
I think they did, but as an ally to the Republic? And after the overtake of Microphonia, the traps basically all retreated to your walled hidden city cult-place thing.
Kinda. But with old imperialistic feel and all that. AND STILL VERY SOCIALIST . We didn't have to be very communistic after slowpoke grabed them all up to attempt to institute his/her's constitution.
(there is also secret other motive from way back))
AHEM!!!!
THE BATTLE OF CHEESISTAN:
IN THE YEARS OF 201X, A BATTLE IS WAGED. FIRST INDICATED BY THE DISCOVERY OF A POSSIBLE COUP ATTEMPT, THE REPUBLIC OF CHEESISTAN ORDERED THE ARREST OF "THE SCYTHER ANTI-HOMESTUCK DEFENSE MILITIA". POKETWO, AFTER BASICALLY BEING FORCED TO BE KILLED YET AGAIN, DECIDED TO REVOLT. THIS LEAD TO THE SCYTHER INSURGENCY AND MANY OTHER EVENTS. NOW CHEESISTAN IS DIVIDED, AND ONE FACTION MUST WIN!!!!!
THE GLORIUS REPUBLIC: HEADED BY PRESIDENT BRIAN THE ALMOST-IMORTAL, THIS IS THE REAL GOVERNMENT OF CHEESISTAN. HAVING SUFFERING A LOT DUE TO RECENT EVENTS, BUT STILL SURVIED. NOW THEY ARE FACING TOTAL REVOLT FROM MANY SIDES, THEY HAVE MOST OF THE MILITARY AT THEIR SIDE. THEY ALSO HAVE THE POTENCIAL TO GAIN BETTER HERO UNITS, AND MCCLELLAN CAN GROW TO BE POWERFUL!!!!
THE MONARCHIST SOCIETY: THESE GUYS ARE PART OF THE OLD ARISTOCRACY OF CHEESISTAN. NONE KNOW HOW THEY GOT THERE, BUT THEY ARE HERE. REBORN UNDER THE JARL'S ATTEMPT AT RECLAIMING THE THRONE OF CHESSISTAN, THEY SERVE TO SUPORT HIM FOR HIS CAUSE. THEY ARE LIMITED,BUT POWERFUL PEOPLE ARE AT THEIR SIDE. ALSO QUITE THE BIT OF HERO UNITS!!!
THE HOLY TRAPIST STATE: IN THE BEGINNING, KEVAK ARRIVED. AFTER BECOMING SUPER POWERFUL, POKETWO DECIDED TO HIDE INSIDE HIM. BY FUSING WITH HIM. THIS FAILED AT FIRST, BUT HE SUCCEEDED. HE WAS GOING TO BE TURNED INTO A TRAP, BUT THANKS TO THE GM'S NON-NET SAZYNESS, OR JUST INTERPRETING WRONG, HE BECAME A USUAL TRAP. BUT THIS ONLY DELAYED KEVAK, AS HE EVENTUALLY TURNED P2 INTO TRAP BAKURA EXPY. AND NOT THE ABRIDGED ONE. THIS CAUSED HIM TO LOSE POWER, AND LED UP TO THE EVENTS OF HIM TAKING OVER GIUGE AND BECOMING KEVAKGYGAS OR WHATEVER ITS CALLED. THIS CAUSED THE HERETIC PROPHET TO IMERGE, AND FOUND A CULT OF THIS THING. NOW, AFTER HELPING TO SAVE CHEESISTAN FROM THE SCYTHER INSURGENCY FOR NOW, HIS CULTISTS TURNED ON HIM AND TRIED TO TAKE OVER CHEESISTAN FOR THEMSELVES. PROPHET DID POSSES THE LEADER OF THIS ROUGE PART, BUT ONLY SOME WERE FOOLED. AND UNDER A NEW PROPHET, THEY WILL ATTEMPT TO TAKE OVER CHEESISTAN.
GLORIOUS LEADER SLOWPOKE'S COMMUNIST REBELLION OF BARBIQUE AND OTHER INSANE STUFF: SLOWPOKE IS AN IMMIGRENT OF WE ARE OUR AVATARS VERSE, WHERE POKETWO IS EVEN MORE OF A BUT-MONKEY AS HE IS HERE. SLOWPOKE CEMMENTED ITSELF AS COMMUNIST BY REACHING HERE VIA PRESIDENT GORBICHEV. IT DD NOTHING FOR A WHILE AFTER ARRIVING, BUT THEN SUDDENLY SOMEHOW WALKED INTO CHEESISTAN DESPITE ACTUALY BEING IN IT AT THE TIME, AND COMFIRMING THAT HE WILL BE IN CHEESISTAN. AFTER GOING TO MARKET TO TRY TO PURCHES SOME STUFF, SHE EVENTUALY PLOPS DOWN A BARBECUE IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE GREAT FIRST RALLY OF THE COMMUNIST REVOLUTION IN AGES TO DESTROY THE CAPITALIST MARKET SQUARE IT QUICKLY STOPED AND BECAME ONE BIG PARTY. SLOWPOKE DINED ON HIS GENIUS COOKING OF MEATS, AND SOON SHE DIVIDED THE LEFTOVERS SO EQUALY AMOUNG THE CLASSES(LIKE WORKING, NOT SCHOOL) *also after cracking neck*PRESENT AT THE RALLY IT IMPRESSED THE COMMUNISTS SO MUCH THAT IT MADE HIM GENERAL SECRETARY ON THE SPOT. SOON SHE INFILTRAITED THE FAMOUS GREAT SWISS AIRHOLE CAVERNS OF MICROPHONIA AND MADE IT INTO THE PRESIDENT'S ROOM AND HELD BRIAN HOSTAGE. CAPTAIN MCLELLAN SOON CAME TO RESCUE PRESIDENT BRIAN. SLOWPOKE AT FIRST ATTEMPTED TO DECLARE MICROPHONIA TEMPORALIY NOT PART OF CHEESISTAN, FORCING CAPTAIN TO LEAVE DUE TO A JOKE MADE AT THE FRONT PAGE. IT KINDA REQUIRED THE ENTIRE LEGISTLATOR BODY TO VOTE ON IT, BUT REPRISENTITVE YUSEF WAS KINDA OUT EATING ONE OF SLOWPOKE'S LEGIDARY STAKE LEFTOVERS. CURSE THAT COWINCIDENCE!!! ANYWAYS, EVEN AFTER REVEALING A
SECRET SCYTHER WAS HIS DIME, MCLELLAN WOULD STILL ESCORT THE PRESIDENT OUT OF BUILDING. THIS STILL ALLOWED SLOWPOKE TO THINK HE COULD DECLARE A NEW CONSTITUTION BASED ON BACON AND RANDOM ITEMS HE WAS THINKING OF AT THE TIME. ALAS, BACON RELIGION WOULD NOT BE INVENTED UNTIL
the great disaster of pc's always rolling fives. HE STILL GOT MOST OF THE COMMUNISTS AND SOME SOLDIERS THAT ATE HER LEFTOVERS. PRETTY STANDERD STUFF, BUT SLOWPOKE'S NO JOKE. HE, IS IN FACT, A DANGEROUS MINIMALISER. RANKED 1-A ON THE MINMIMALISM RTDER THREAT RANKING. HE WILL BE UNPREDICTABLE AND REAL POWERIFUL. AND EVEN THEN, THERE IS THIS FAINT SENSE OF .......
green. there's somehow
green in the air, just the color......
THE BEST PEOPLE'S DEMOCRATIC EMPIRE OF SCYTHIAN CHEESISTAN: TO MUCH TIME SPENT ON LAST FEW ONES. YOU ALL ALREADY KNOW BASICS ANYWAYS. WILL WORK ON LATER.