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[BadLemonsXI]

I think she wants a bath and clean her clothes first.
So what's the quickest way to achieve this?
And preferably without drowning or melting her in lava.

We are going to the still right? Why not clean with the booze. Oh wait  evictedSaint already said that so +1 for that.

>Go to the still, clean the vomit off her with some nice dwarven beer.

>Recall all you know about the elven language.

[Alev]

I am posting this message so that I may watch this thread.

[BadLemonsXI]

I am posting this message so that I may watch this thread.

LOL

[AfellowDwarf]

Now just move over this guy,

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"Don't mind me."

and go visit the booze stockpile.

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"Onwards!"

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Huh. It's awfully quiet here. I'd usually have run into a couple of dwarves by now.
Never mind that. Just find a barrel of dwarven beer.

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Now wash Elfhat in it. What kind of junk did you eat to make her smell that bad, anyway?

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"Time for your bath, Elfhat!"

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"Come on Elfhat, quit struggling. You need this bath! I mean look at you, you're covered in puke."

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"There. Was that so hard?"

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So, what do you know about the elven language?

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Elves have a language?

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Nothing, then. Well, you should look for a book on it.
What? But there's so many books here. That's going to take ages to-

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"Oh crap."

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"Oh crap oh crap oh crap!"

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Why didn't you tell me elves had to breathe?!

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She's been breathing on your head for ages!
That was breathing?!

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Phew. Looks like she's still with us.

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The bad news is that I was held up a bit. The good news is that I can pick up a driver's licence soon.
Like with the past updates, suggestions are welcome.

[Alev]

To the siege engine place so we can pick up a ballista bolt as a spear!

[Skullsploder]

To the siege engine place so we can pick up a ballista bolt as a spear!

To the armoury place so we can pick up a spear as a spear!

But no, seriously, appoint ourselves as militia commander for max priority fancy gear. We can strap Elfhat to our shield!

[mate888]

To the siege engine place so we can pick up a ballista bolt as a spear!

To the armoury place so we can pick up a spear as a spear!

But no, seriously, appoint ourselves as militia commander for max priority fancy gear. We can strap Elfhat to our shield!

Why? Elfhat could be the shield!

[Alev]

To the siege engine place so we can pick up a ballista bolt as a spear!

To the armoury place so we can pick up a spear as a spear!

But no, seriously, appoint ourselves as militia commander for max priority fancy gear. We can strap Elfhat to our shield!

Why? Elfhat could be the shield!

Elfhat should be a shield

Elf

hat

Hat should be a shield.

[Skullsploder]

To the siege engine place so we can pick up a ballista bolt as a spear!

To the armoury place so we can pick up a spear as a spear!

But no, seriously, appoint ourselves as militia commander for max priority fancy gear. We can strap Elfhat to our shield!

Why? Elfhat could be the shield!

Elfhat should be a shield

Elf

hat

Hat should be a shield.

Fine, we can settle for a +steel helm+ that menaces with spikes of elf.

[evictedSaint]

Find a book on Elven Language.  Apologize to Elfhat for nearly drowning her, and ask her if she'd prefer to be called anything else.

[Alev]

Find a book on Elven Language.  Apologize to Elfhat for nearly drowning her, and ask her if she'd prefer to be called anything else.

+1

[BadLemonsXI]

Find a book on Elven Language.  Apologize to Elfhat for nearly drowning her, and ask her if she'd prefer to be called anything else.

+1

Sounds good. +1

[AfellowDwarf]

All right, poll's up.

[AfellowDwarf]

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You, know, you should apologise to Elfhat. Drowning someone isn't nice.
Right.
You'll need to find that book, though. Else she can't hear you.

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"I'm very sorry for holding you under for so long, little miss Elf. I didn't want you to run out of breath like that. Now, if you come with me, I'll go get a book so I can tell you that again in Elf-Speak. Okay?"

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"Why didn't you say anything?"
"I didn't feel like talking. I still don't want to. Let me be silient."
"..."
"Could you at least tell me your name? I'd rather not keep calling you 'Elfhat'. "
"..Fine. It's Liyì˙i Silkysmiled.
"Oh, and li-y-i-i erm li-"
"Silky."
"-Silky. Sorry for making you a hat."

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"And-"

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"No, being a hat is fine. I don't mind being a hat."
"Urist? Oh thank Dumet you're here! Can could barely keep up with the booze demand on my own!"

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"I got thirsty."

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"I think.."

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"I think I might go for the Wine this time."

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"Aaah. That was refreshing."

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"Whelp. Back to work."

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I picked an elven name out of a DF legends mode. I couldn't resist a name with five consecutive vowels like that.

[BadLemonsXI]

Hhahah ok where to next? I have no idea's right now.