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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #75 on: July 14, 2014, 07:05:10 pm »

I think she wants a bath and clean her clothes first.
So what's the quickest way to achieve this?
And preferably without drowning or melting her in lava.
We are going to the still right? Why not clean with the booze. Oh wait  evictedSaint already said that so +1 for that.
>Go to the still, clean the vomit off her with some nice dwarven beer.

>Recall all you know about the elven language.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #76 on: July 16, 2014, 12:18:35 am »

I am posting this message so that I may watch this thread.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #77 on: July 16, 2014, 12:40:56 am »

I am posting this message so that I may watch this thread.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #78 on: July 16, 2014, 01:44:17 pm »

Now just move over this guy,
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and go visit the booze stockpile.
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Huh. It's awfully quiet here. I'd usually have run into a couple of dwarves by now.
Never mind that. Just find a barrel of dwarven beer.
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Now wash Elfhat in it. What kind of junk did you eat to make her smell that bad, anyway?
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So, what do you know about the elven language?
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Elves have a language?
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Nothing, then. Well, you should look for a book on it.
What? But there's so many books here. That's going to take ages to-
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #79 on: July 16, 2014, 01:47:40 pm »

To the siege engine place so we can pick up a ballista bolt as a spear!
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #80 on: July 16, 2014, 03:21:07 pm »

To the siege engine place so we can pick up a ballista bolt as a spear!

To the armoury place so we can pick up a spear as a spear!

But no, seriously, appoint ourselves as militia commander for max priority fancy gear. We can strap Elfhat to our shield!
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #81 on: July 16, 2014, 04:02:31 pm »

To the siege engine place so we can pick up a ballista bolt as a spear!

To the armoury place so we can pick up a spear as a spear!

But no, seriously, appoint ourselves as militia commander for max priority fancy gear. We can strap Elfhat to our shield!
Why? Elfhat could be the shield!
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #82 on: July 16, 2014, 04:12:36 pm »

To the siege engine place so we can pick up a ballista bolt as a spear!

To the armoury place so we can pick up a spear as a spear!

But no, seriously, appoint ourselves as militia commander for max priority fancy gear. We can strap Elfhat to our shield!
Why? Elfhat could be the shield!
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Elfhat should be a shield
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Hat should be a shield.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #83 on: July 16, 2014, 04:23:49 pm »

To the siege engine place so we can pick up a ballista bolt as a spear!

To the armoury place so we can pick up a spear as a spear!

But no, seriously, appoint ourselves as militia commander for max priority fancy gear. We can strap Elfhat to our shield!
Why? Elfhat could be the shield!
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Elfhat should be a shield
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Elf
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hat
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Hat should be a shield.

Fine, we can settle for a +steel helm+ that menaces with spikes of elf.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #84 on: July 16, 2014, 06:09:34 pm »

Find a book on Elven Language.  Apologize to Elfhat for nearly drowning her, and ask her if she'd prefer to be called anything else.

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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #85 on: July 16, 2014, 06:15:19 pm »

Find a book on Elven Language.  Apologize to Elfhat for nearly drowning her, and ask her if she'd prefer to be called anything else.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #86 on: July 16, 2014, 08:57:09 pm »

Find a book on Elven Language.  Apologize to Elfhat for nearly drowning her, and ask her if she'd prefer to be called anything else.
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Sounds good. +1
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #87 on: July 17, 2014, 04:37:43 am »

All right, poll's up.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #88 on: July 18, 2014, 03:44:52 pm »

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You, know, you should apologise to Elfhat. Drowning someone isn't nice.
Right.
You'll need to find that book, though. Else she can't hear you.
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"I'm very sorry for holding you under for so long, little miss Elf. I didn't want you to run out of breath like that. Now, if you come with me, I'll go get a book so I can tell you that again in Elf-Speak. Okay?"
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"Why didn't you say anything?"
"I didn't feel like talking. I still don't want to. Let me be silient."
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"Could you at least tell me your name? I'd rather not keep calling you 'Elfhat'. "

"..Fine. It's Liyì˙i Silkysmiled.
"Oh, and li-y-i-i erm li-"
"Silky."
"-Silky. Sorry for making you a hat."
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"And-"
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"No, being a hat is fine. I don't mind being a hat."
"Urist? Oh thank Dumet you're here! Can could barely keep up with the booze demand on my own!"
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"I got thirsty."
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"I think.."
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"I think I might go for the Wine this time."
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"Aaah. That was refreshing."
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"Whelp. Back to work."
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #89 on: July 19, 2014, 12:49:28 am »

Hhahah ok where to next? I have no idea's right now.
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