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Punch, kick, scream untill you get a new room.
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Author Topic: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story  (Read 38389 times)

neblime

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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #45 on: May 21, 2014, 06:11:18 pm »

aww... well I for one will be waiting for your return
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #46 on: May 23, 2014, 01:29:25 am »

Go sir mayor!
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #47 on: June 14, 2014, 07:31:29 am »

I'm not entierly out of the woods yet, but I did get the time to make a new update. Enjoy.
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"I mandate a million waraxes!"
"I'll tell the smith to get ready for his prison sentence."
"No! We need them to have the kobolds steal them so they can besiege us!"
"You realize we live under a lake, right?"

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"...If the kobolds could come in, we'd be drowning."
"Well I'm still going to try."
"What do you think will happen? Will those mute critters collectively feel the need to besiege the lake that just gifted them a million murdering axes as if it was nothing?"
"Yes."
"Wirefaint, are you sober?"
"..No."

Puke.
Okay.
Aim for the engraving.
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Now use elfhat to wipe.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #48 on: June 15, 2014, 08:27:55 am »

I forgot to say, but feel free to post a suggestion for the next course of action.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #49 on: June 15, 2014, 09:31:19 am »

Give it booze, we all know drunk elves are best elves.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #50 on: June 20, 2014, 07:02:58 am »

Since there don't seem to be any novel ideas for library activities, I just put the old poll back up with fewer options.
If you think of something, you're free to post it.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #51 on: June 22, 2014, 02:08:52 am »

Wooo its back!
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #52 on: June 28, 2014, 11:22:31 am »

We've got all the books we need, so there's no sense in keeping this library. Let's deconstruct it.
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Ugh, someone took my library! What a jerk.


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I'll just remove this option and put the poll back up.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #53 on: July 01, 2014, 02:54:04 am »

only 4 people have voted and now it 2 v 2 why are not more people watching this.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #54 on: July 03, 2014, 11:21:50 pm »

Craft glorious artifact armour out of the books. Then go punch imaginary elves.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #55 on: July 04, 2014, 07:36:06 am »

I juts hope our elf hat is not going to be turned into a tapestry.
It's a nice hat. Everyone should wear one.
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #56 on: July 06, 2014, 12:28:38 am »


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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #57 on: July 07, 2014, 02:54:45 pm »

There's nothing else to do here, huh?
Yep. Let's remove that door and be on our way.
Just a moment..
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*Plop*

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"..Wait. Where'd the elf go?"

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"..Well will you look at that! A comedian!"
"You need to replace that door. The. Draft. is unbearable now. I'm giving you an order to replace it with an elf-hide tapistry. We should have one lying on the top shelf."
"Have you checked near the low hanging fruit?"
"No, I have people under me to do that for me now."

"..Jokes aside, you do realize that this hat-bussiness won't work?"
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"I can still reach that."

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"Of course you can, little guy."

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"Go tell your mother. I bet she'll be proud of you for once."

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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #58 on: July 08, 2014, 11:14:34 am »

Vomit in fear and revulsion over the fly.  Use the elf hat to wipe it up; then smooth the floor.
I hate elves as much as the next guy but...ain't that just a tad excessive... ???
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Re: Adventures of Sir Major: Interactive DF story
« Reply #59 on: July 08, 2014, 11:55:40 am »

Hee! Even more fanart!(I should mention that Elfhat isn't actually wearing red sleaves, she's holding some manner of rat doll.)

Perhaps using elfhat as a towel is indeed a lil' excessive, but I'm not going to outlaw elf-cruelty if people want to do it. Elf-kindness is also legal; I won't stop you if you want to try and get Elfhat higher education for example.

Any suggestions would be welcome, by the way.
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