Go make some coffee. Mutter about lack of decent hot caffeine beverages in this reality.
[3] You make some mediocre coffee.
you did not do my action.
Ally with Pizza Golems, +3 points this time.
[1
+2] They agree not to wage war on you unless you attack first.
FIND ME
[6] You see that you go back in time to the present in your near future. There doesn't seem to be a non-time-traveling you in the current timeline.
Get out of prison and teleport to one my zombies infested planets unless I'm already on one in which case destroy the weapon that can destroy zombie planets +1
Every planet anywhere near you is a zombie and infested with zombies. [1
+1] The pizza golems manage to keep the weapon away from themselves.
Instruct zombie planet to grow by devouring the cores of other planets and grant it the abilities to do so in a timely manner with a sprinkle of godhood and +5
[4
+5] You give it a heavily restricted in use time machine set to send it back to the start of turn 7 at the end of turn 7 and the ability to eat planets. It is expected to use that stuff to eat every other planet.
Spend 3 points and cure self of zombie plague
[6
+2] You steal the repair horrors's mind-stealing virus, change it so that it steals zombieness as well, then infect yourself with it. [2] Your mind and zombieness are sent to the repair horrors. Respawn? [
1] The virus doesn't spread.
Time for bringing forth old gods! +3 points for a ritual completion, +1 for luck
[4
+1] Done. They're grateful.
Put on that stylish sweater and then sew a design of eldritch-inspired insanity onto the fabric of reality. +2 points.
[6
+1] You use the power of the old gods to twist local space into a tangled mess.
Check if current rules lead to eternal expansion of universe and eventually cause it to rip itself apart.
[1] They do. In the near future.
Look for a cure to Generally me's zombie control.
[3] Controlling you will now require that the action explicitly include you.
Repair that damage.
[6] You mend them with mildly space-warping patches.
bigjaredmonkey: 1
Nunzillor: 6
poketwo: 7
Paphi: 2
AoshimaMichio: 3
Generally me: 1
High tyrol: 4
Beirus: 6
Sarrak: 1
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 85.
Not a zombie.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules a zombie planet.
Not a zombie.
AoshimaMichio
All the fundamental forces.
Not a zombie.
Generally me
Top-hatted necromancer.
In prison.
bigjaredmonkey
God of headwear.
High tyrol
Has a working knowledge of quantum mechanics.
Mind and zombieness in the repair horrors's possession.
Sarrak
Building-sized horror.
Nunzillor
Wearing incomprehensible sweater.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
pokwtwo goes back in time soon after turn 4.
The universe
Will go through the big rip in the near future.
The local group
Almost everything in here is a zombie.
Some black holes exploded and are killing everything near them.
Paphi's zombie planet
Will go back to the start of turn 7 at the end of turn 7 every time.
Can eat planets.
Unless stopped, will eat every other planet.
Earth
Old gods awakened.
Local space is very twisted.
Bubblaria
The spawn point.
A city.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Pizza golems
Rule the milky way.
Hostile to other life.
Can detect and communicate with anything with a mind within about a million lightyears.
Have a lot of hubris.
Have weapon that wipes out all undead on a world.
Know the game mechanics.
Cannot be controlled unless the control action explicitly includes them.
Know where the players are. Mostly.
Have agreed not to attack bigjaredmonkey unless provoked.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
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