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[Remuthra]

Tawarochir is dead. The Crawling Chaos now festers here, as it was in the ancient realm of Mastahcheese.

[Kassire]

So let's just invade and control the thread

FACTION POWER

LCS POWER:100
UNITED WESTERN CAPITALIST UNION POWER:100
TOP HAT MAFIA POWER:100

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[Remuthra]

Levy Protection from hat stores.

[Magnumcannon]

Train Werejaguar Millitary to conquer the entire world using our Werejaguar Power.

[Tawa]

You people are terrible.

[Remuthra]

You people are terrible.

Aww, Tawa, you're not nearly as cool as mastahcheese .

[Worldmaster27]

Set everyone with the proper tailoring skills to make good armor, everyone with good combat skills to raid lucrative places, everyone with good seduction/persuasion to recruit new members and some sleepers within Arch-Conservative Establishments. Everyone else can solicit donations and cause Elite Liberal chaos order. I, as the founder, make a dedicated shrine and pray to the omnipotent god known as "Caroline" in the hopes of receiving divine blessings popcorn.

[Elephant Parade]

Trample everyone using a parade of Moderate elephants.

[Tawa]

Alright, sorry, BlitzDungeoneer, Lord_lemonpie, and everybody else who wanted to fight. I have something to take care of.

WORLDMASTER27! WE MUST FIGHT!

"Gya ha ha! Fool! Why do you resist? The battle has been lost before it has even begun!"

Worldmaster27! FIGHT ME!

[Remuthra]

Could we in the stands learn why this most momentous occurrence is most momentously occurring?

[Tawa]

Set everyone with the proper tailoring skills to make good armor, everyone with good combat skills to raid lucrative places, everyone with good seduction/persuasion to recruit new members and some sleepers within Arch-Conservative Establishments. Everyone else can solicit donations and cause Elite Liberal chaos order. I, as the founder, make a dedicated shrine and pray to the omnipotent god known as "Caroline" in the hopes of receiving divine blessings popcorn.

WORLDMASTER27 CANNOT HEED MY WARNING

[Remuthra]

You can't stop the Derail Train, mate. It has no tracks and no brakes. Many have tried and all have failed, and their threads have been scattered across the boards, running several simultaneous games in a variety of colors. Beware the Train, my friend, for the Train halts for neither man nor wizard.

[Tawa]

You can't stop the Derail Train, mate. It has no tracks and no brakes. Many have tried and all have failed, and their threads have been scattered across the boards, running several simultaneous games in a variety of colors. Beware the Train, my friend, for the Train halts for neither man nor wizard.

* Tawarochir casts Wall of Iron

stop'd

NOW FIGHT ME FOR GREAT JUSTICE WORLDMASTER

[Remuthra]

* Derail Train crashes through, and several confused aliens and X-box fans tumble out, then start playing checkers together

[Tawa]

Aaaaah dammit this is going to end up being Derail Games: Tawa Edition, isn't it?

I might as well use it to test out crap.