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[endlessblaze]

"are you inline to inherent the throne if Zelda does not marry?"

[Tawa]

"I'll admit it. I killed him."
Investigation ~ Core

"But you gotta hear me out! I didn't have a choice!"

[endlessblaze]

"alright then, why? what happened?"

[FelixSparks]

"This should be interesting..."

I casually take note that he just confessed to murder, and hide it in my back pocket.

[Tawa]

"It was... it was my wife. She wanted me on the throne."

"She's completely insane! She just showed up one day, and everybody seemed attracted to her. They bent over backward for her in ways I'd never imagined. Zelda gave her the Ocarina of Time, for Farore's sake! I knew something was wrong. I got close to her. I wanted to get to the bottom of this and end the madness."

"But some eldritch magic... it took hold of me. She got to me with some dark ritual. Even I fell prey to her charms. She wanted that throne above all else."
Reminiscence~Wandering Heart

"Link, darling, I need you to kill the Duke to frame the King."
"Why, my love?" "Does the Duke bother you?" "Anything for my darling."
"We need that throne, my love." "Don't you want me to be happy?"
"If the throne is what you desire, then I shall get it for you!" "How should I kill the duke?"
"Here's the plan..." "Make sure you follow it as carefully as possible, from the gecko."
"Yes, my love!"

"As the blade sank in, I realized what I had done... I knew I had to stop her. I was going to find Gwonam, so he could banish her from whence she came... but her plan went through exactly as her devious little mind imagined it. The King was arrested. I knew I needed to find a lawyer. I needed somebody to get the King off the hook, or at least stall for time. I... I never imagined you'd need to find the real killer just to prove the King's innocence... I'm sorry for putting you through all this trouble."

[FelixSparks]

I nod along with the story.

"Well, I think our course of action here is clear."

[Tawa]

"What's that?"

[FelixSparks]

"Expose the true mastermind. And free the King, and you."

[endlessblaze]

"I'm in favor of confronting her now."

((On my iPad, don't expect images))

[Tawa]

"Expose the true mastermind. And free the King, and you."

"Alright. I'll help you. I'll get you some evidence and stall for time."

"I'm in favor of confronting her now."

"Don't even think about it. I understand that you're from that game where [your father uses mind control on you and crap like that,] and confronting her anywhere but the collected, cool atmosphere of a courtroom would be like that times a thousand."
Link runs into his house and comes back out with some papers.

"I have these documents showing she never actually took the pregnancy leave. Those should at least arouse the prosecutor's or the judge's suspicion. She made me take this note from the King's files--it's the one that details how I'm next in line. And then here's some letters Gwonam sent me during our correspondence. They tell all about how she has that evil, dark, seductive hold on everybody she encounters. But don't bring that one out until you've relinquished her power over the judge."

False Leave Papers and Gwonam Letters added to the Court Record. King's Documents updated.


"She says she got back from her 'pregnancy leave' today, but she never really left. She saw the crime scene from the doorway; if you prove she never left, you should be able to get her on the stand to testify about what she saw. Your lady-friend's mood thingy should be able to show she doesn't feel as bad about the Duke's death as she pretends."


"And... one more thing. I'm going to be fleeing the country; Gwonam should be able to help me exorcise her to the 176th layer of Video Game Hell and get her to stop being an issue. I want you to prove that I did it; here's my confession. Then you need to prove that my wife was behind it all. Got it?"

Link's Confession added to the Court Record.

[FelixSparks]

"With this... We should be able to do it. Just need to figure out how to break people out of her spell...."

[Tawa]

"Gwonam and I should be there by the end of the day. He should be able to counter her."

((In case all of this seems particularly outlandish or nonsensical to any of you, the whole "Link's Irresistable Wife" deal is a reference to legendary badfic My Inner Life, in which a textbook example of a Mary Sue marries Link, gets free stuff from everybody, fights an incredibly cliché Dark Link, and has lots and lots of 'hugs' with Link. The author states it takes place post-Ocarina of Time, but it's much funnier this way.))

[poketwo]

((Oh, I see what you are doing.......HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!))

[FelixSparks]

"So... Just to double check... We're not allowed to throw punches in the courtroom, right?"

[Tawa]

The Judge's words echo...
"Kamina! There's a time and place for everything. But not now."