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[Hiddenleafguy]

"Probably as soon as we mention the time."

[Tawa]

((Blaze? It's IcyTea31's turn. Sorry.))

"Truly a travesty. Tell me about Manfred von Karma."

"He's... the best of the best. Of the best. Of the best. He lost, like, one case or something. I don't know, canon kind of fell apart when we started holding trials here."

"Kid, what pokemon do you have? It may be relevant to the case, and not at all because I want to have a advantage when I duel you later."

"I had a Feraligatr with me. That was about it."
Feraligatr added to the Court Record.

[PrivateNomad]

"So kid, do you have any relation to the victim?"

[Hiddenleafguy]

I pull out a notepad and write something down. "What were you doing at the time of the crime?"

[Tawa]

"So kid, do you have any relation to the victim?"

"I was here during the first day of the Harkinian trial, and I asked him about how he used to kidnap children in the hallway. He said he'd moved past that and gotten help for his issues, then he left the courthouse. That's the only time I've ever met him."

I pull out a notepad and write something down. "What were you doing at the time of the crime?"

"I'd been walking through Ecruteak City, and I bumped into my rival, TRASHYMAN. He mentioned that we shouldn't fight inside the town, so we moved out to Route 42. Then the cops showed up and arrested me."

[PrivateNomad]

"Do you have any idea how the crime could lead to you?"

[Hiddenleafguy]

"Wait, you said he kidnapped children in hallways? Hmmm, how many vigilantes do you know of, um sorry but I never got your name. Is your name Ash?"

[Tawa]

"Wait, you said he kidnapped children in hallways? Hmmm, how many vigilantes do you know of, um sorry but I never got your name. Is your name Ash?"

"No, no, I asked him while I was in the hallway. And my name's Ethan, because the guy playing couldn't be bothered to think up an original name."

"Do you have any idea how the crime could lead to you?"

"I apparently walked right past the crime scene, and just as I turned around the corner, an old man arrived. He noticed the body and put two and two together. But it wasn't me! I swear!"

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|Bailiff|__________________________
|"Defense! Trial's about to start."|
|__________________________________|

Court Begins

"Court is now in session for the trial of Ethan... none of these defendants have last names anymore... for the murder of Ignatius Mortimer "I.M." Meen. Is the prosecution ready?"

"̕...̨V͜el̨l,͢ d͡ųh. ̛M͟ơro͏n."

"Well said. Defense?"

[PrivateNomad]

"I believe the defense is ready, your honored honor."

[Hiddenleafguy]

"The defense is indeed ready, your great and merciful... Prince."

[Tawa]

"The defense is indeed ready, your great and merciful... Prince."

"Don't patronize me."

"Prosecution, your opening statement?"

"͏Zee ìdio҉t́ ̶in ̴ze̸e̵ ̛de͞fenḑa̴n͟t̡'̀s̕ c͏ha͠ir̸ k҉i̢ll͟e͡t͘ z͞ee̡ ̵o͠lt ̵guý ͟v͝i͏z h̢i͠s ̨v̀a͝c͝k͝y ̕al̶l͜įg͡át͞or ͟th̨i̧n̶g̵i̴e͠. Ze͡n͠ h͝e sręw zee̡ b͝ody̵ ̨i͘nt͟o̕ z͜e̡e d̷itch̨. Take̴n̸ sįȩ d͟a͞ş ef̴i̷d͟ence."
Autopsy Report addet to zee Court Recort.

"͞N͡ov̀, ͏ve҉e vill͠ be͜e ͏cro͏ss-̨ex̢a̢min̢i͘nk zee͜ vi̸tness͞."


"Name̢ ̨an̕t͟ p͠r̸of͞ęśs̀ion."

"Gregory Wammy, sir. I'm a gentleman, sir."

"̷Tes̵t̨ìfe͏n̴ ͘sie a̷bout̶ da̵s ̡ńig͞h͟t͜ ̷of͜ ze̵ę ͡m̵ur̀d̵er̡."

"I was just passing by to gaze at the lake on Route 42, sir."
"Then I saw the boy in the defendant's seat walking away from the area, sir."
"I spotted a ditch with something in it, sir."
"I looked over, and there was a dead man with a blue coat and crazy Einstein hair, sir!"
"His right index finger was missing, and there were puncture wounds all over his back, sir."
"I called the police and told them about the defendant, sir."

"͜Eef̵ ̛eet ̵ȩe͞z̵ no̷t ̸ob̵f͜ious̶ ̀z̀at͠ z̧e̕e defendan͏t ͟k҉i̢ll͟e͡t͘ z̧e̕e f̡icti͟m̢,̛ Ì ̴d̢on'͞t҉ kn͝o̢ẃ w͞ha͠t͠ ̶eez͠. ͞Go̢ ͏on ̸ve͏e̡t͏h̢ yo͢u̷r̷ ̶piti̶fu҉l ͠cro̕s̨s̴-ex́a͢min̷at̀i͢ón.͜"
Cross-Examination Moderato 2001

[IcyTea31]

((I need some time to set up faces, feel free to go without me for a while. And expect PrivateNomad to get even more sarcastic when he realizes who his other colleague is, besides the pony.))

[endlessblaze]

((I know I'm not in this case, I'm just hanging around, geting into conversations, and watching the trial))

[IcyTea31]

"His right index finger was missing, and there were puncture wounds all over his back, sir."

"Were these marks only on his back?"

((Yes, it's in the autopsy report, but procedure requires this lead-in question. And yes, the image is hideous. I spent way too much time on a small variety of emotions until I decided "screw it, I'll just over-simplify it."))

[Tawa]

"I didn't check his underside, sir, but I only saw them on his back. Not his arms or legs or anything of the sort, sir."