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Is this sodding thing dead, and if so, shall we make a new one?

Its dead jim...
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NO! IT LIVES!!!
- 3 (33.3%)
-below are new one options-
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Yes, exactly the same idea but with more action sooner!
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No, burn the heritic!
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yes, but new style (post below)
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Whats this thing again?
- 3 (33.3%)

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Author Topic: You are a SJ - A space combat thingie. (Recruting! 4/6, Vacancies are here)  (Read 21504 times)

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((First off whats a NCO, and a EVAer might make a story to be one of these.))
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Agree, plus that's about the LAST thing *I* want to see from this kind of game - author spending valuable development time on useless graphics.

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Re: You are a SJ - A space combat thingie. (Recruting! 6/6, Vacancies soon!)
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2014, 10:48:55 am »

Spoiler: Talking. (click to show/hide)
  The six of you look at eachother, each still wearing what they wore on earth. Noting a sign to the shuttles Lilly points to it. On the way they arrive at the armory, and six boxes, each with a name and rank on it.
  Their names, and presumably their ranks.
  Lilly was appointed as the squads NCO, Pendle and Carson where Corporals, and the rest where listed as buck privates. Each grabs their box and continues on to the docking area, where they are met by a Captain in the officers maroon and grey fatigues.

   "So, you lot are my new squad? Well, we must be scraping bottom then. I am Captain Owens, and you lot are to follow my orders word for word! First order! Get your sorry asses onto that Brig and get outa your civvies and into your fatigues! Weapons check on main deck in ten!" And with that he turns and climbs down the tube into a ship, with you all following like a bunch of ducklings.

*   *   *
Ten later...

The six of you stand at "attention" as best you can, wearing your full gear, fatigues, suit, with your weaponry setup on your backs. Owens is nowhere to be seen, so now what?


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« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2014, 11:20:56 am »

Ashley's hands pat her suit's non-existent pockets for a few seconds, then her face scrunches up in a displeased expression.

Any of you guys got a smoke? Nah? Shiiiit...
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« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2014, 01:11:43 pm »

Fuckin' jackass. Makin' us haul ass out here and he can't even be bothered to show up." Mason mutters, still standing at attention for the moment.
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« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2014, 01:37:18 pm »

"The hell am I supposed to do with this thing?" Flynn eyes his launcher suspiciously. "The bastards didn't even issue me any ammunition!" He grumbles, but continues looking over the launcher.
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« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2014, 01:57:09 pm »

Ash straightens up, abandoning her fruitless search for a cig.

Oh, I already see that this shit is shaping up to be hilarious. I wonder if I got made Corporal 'cause of some brass dimwit's retarded idea, or just randomly?

Her grin widens.

Orbital Trooper Corporal Carson! Daddy would be so, so proud!

She emits a shrill, braying laugh, ending with a sort of strangled gurgling noise, like a bike engine running on neutral.
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« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2014, 09:53:41 pm »

Oh, I already see that this shit is shaping up to be hilarious. I wonder if I got made Corporal 'cause of some brass dimwit's retarded idea, or just randomly?
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« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2014, 11:00:37 pm »

"So...What moron made the homicidal sociopathic surgeon who had his liscence revoked for many, many cases of malpractice both the team medic AND the Corporal?
One way or the other, are any of you guys particularly attached to your vital organs?"

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« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2014, 11:58:35 pm »

"So...What moron made the homicidal sociopathic surgeon who had his liscence revoked for many, many cases of malpractice both the team medic AND the Corporal?
One way or the other, are any of you guys particularly attached to your vital organs?"

Well, at least you had a license at some point. Better than some shitbags I know knew their way 'round a needle.

Vital organs? You mean drug sponges, right?


Ash rummages through her medkit.

Wonder what kinda crap they got here...

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« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2014, 12:55:16 am »

Sorry guys, my brains having fun farting. Ill get in a update tomorrow for you all.
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« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2014, 01:40:29 am »

"So...What moron made the homicidal sociopathic surgeon who had his liscence revoked for many, many cases of malpractice both the team medic AND the Corporal?
One way or the other, are any of you guys particularly attached to your vital organs?"

Well, at least you had a license at some point. Better than some shitbags I know knew their way 'round a needle.

Vital organs? You mean drug sponges, right?

"Fair enough. As for the "drug sponges", I think I'll pass on harvesting yours. Most street drugs degrade the organs in too many obvious ways. My...Contacts wouldn't be pleased, and when they aren't pleased, people tend to go missing."

Seeing Ash looking through the medkit, Pendle looks through his as well.
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« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2014, 01:43:39 am »

"So this is it I'm to be lead to my death by two crazy people"
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« Reply #28 on: August 24, 2014, 01:49:35 am »

"So this is it I'm to be lead to my death by two crazy people"
"That's not true at all. You'll be lead to your death by two crazy people and then have one of them harvest any organs that might be worth something or other."
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« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2014, 01:51:04 am »

"So this is it I'm to be lead to my death by two crazy people"
"That's not true at all. You'll be lead to your death by two crazy people and then have one of them harvest any organs that might be worth something or other."
"So pleasing to know."
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