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[DreamerGhost]

Create Hall of Ingenuity within gremlin lands.

Spoiler: Hall of Ingenuity (click to show/hide)

Large temple-like building of marble with four entrances and no windows. Within the building, right from the entrances there is magical darkness, inpenetrable by any light source. Within this darkness, sound does not exist, and all physical senses are numbed. In the middle of Hall there is an obelisk engraved with dark runes. Anyone who touches the obelisk gains great inteligence at the cost of gradualy (10 years) forgeting all that is unrelated to discovering new natural truths.

Next to each entrance there is a granite tablet with warnings of what is within, and a recomendation to those who dare to try to get an asistant should they succeed.

[Stirk]

"Additionally, I do not trust these "Angelic Beings". They are either made by a God, or they are Null. In fact, they are acting an awful lot like the Null are...Tykki, could you scan them for Eldrich Essence?"

[Vgray]

"I can start making the arrangements immediately if you like. And the way I see it, I owe you more than few favors."

[LuckyKobold]

Proposal 60.00:Approved
"Fusil my kobolds are many and ferocious but they do not know the arts of war,could you teach them how to make weapons so that they might never be slain without a (Probably really short) Fight?"

[Stirk]

"I don't see a reason not to, unless you do something stupid again.

Seeing as they are smaller and weaker than most other races, it is unlikely that they would win in a head on fight. They have a major disadvantage in any kind of melee combat, size, technology, reach...I would suggest focusing on more ranged-combat with them. Simple weapons can be made even by primitive peoples. Slings, bows, spears, and crossbows if they have the technology for them. Hit and run tactics, along with ambushing and traps, should be used. I can teach them right away."

[LuckyKobold]

"Thank you,these techniques shall aid them in facing the Donut Menace..."

[DreamerGhost]

Donut meanace? Could you elaborate? We here have a history with void infused pastries that killed Yaos twice.

[LuckyKobold]

"Nothing to tell,I simply don't like Donuts,Not enough protein."

[DreamerGhost]

Ah. You may want to add jelly rolls to the list of disslikes, as in this universe they tend to spontaneously explode with god killing properties. It hardly makes more sense in context.

[LuckyKobold]

"Explosive Jelly rolls? HERESY!!!!!!"

[Andres]

"Explosive Jelly rolls? HERESY!!!!!!"

(I like this guy.)

[LuckyKobold]

KI'Tork Teaches the Kobolds The Fine Art of Gambling"Okay then now they have something to do in their spare time."

[Quartz_Mace]

Welcome to our world. Jelly rolls act as bombs and a fourth of your followers can be killed overnight. People practically nuke their allies from time to time, and monkeys assassinate Gods.

[LuckyKobold]

"Monkey Assassination,hmm,well I usually prefer hot soup but each Deity to their own."

[Ama]

"...Wait when was a jelly roll used as a bomb? I mean there was a lot of people turned into jelly rolls, but I didn't see any of them explode!"