Round 2: It's Raining Death, HallelujahLocation: Denmark, Wisconsin [Boundary Dissipates in 1 Turn] Abstract creepily hovers over a local playground, smoking on a cigarette as he watches innocent children at play. He casually strides up to a gang of kids, where he draws a Revolver from inside his pants and a Switchblade from his pocket. "Give me your money you little shits! Gimme'!" The children begin screaming and emptying the contents of their pockets at Abstract, which includes some money but is mainly just random junk that children carry around. (+$11.35, 4 Packs of Gum, Pencil, Candy, Slinky, Nintendo 3DS) The Revolver was overkill, a six foot tall scary looking man yelling at them would have been more than enough to scare them into giving up their loot. Some nearby parents investigate the source of all of their children screaming and crying. As they move to confront Abstract, he angrily waves the gun at them. "Stop! I kill you!" The parents scoop up their kids and run for, now equally as scared as the tots. "Yes! Run! This playground belongs to Mother
Russia Azerbaijan now, haha!"
Peradon is crouch-walking down town, palms open as if he is ready to attack someone with a chop to the neck at a moment's notice. He sees Pikorge walking down the street, and figures that he has to start Kung-Fu'ing one way or another. Pikorge meanwhile is strutting along when he hears someone sprinting behind him. Twisting around, he sees Peradon charge and leap into the air, spinning around. (10 vs. 5) Peradon's heel slams against Pikorge's chest, allowing his metal Breastplate to take the brunt of the attack, denting the armor slightly but leaving him uninjured. The force of the attack does send him sprawling down to the ground, his sword falling out of his grip. The impact of the fall has also Dazed him a bit.
Megggas continues hollering about the End of Days while traffic weaves around him. "JUDGEMENT COMETH! REPENT SINNERS!" Knowing that now is the time to call upon the Holy Father, Megggas pokes around town looking for an entrance to the sewer system. (10+2) Megggas finds a loose manhole within seconds and dives on inside, being careful to leave the lid manhole partially uncovered so that he has a way to escape if the time comes for it. Megggas sings his hymns, which echo off the filthy walls and putrid water, sending rats, roaches and other vermin scattering. In front of a pile of refuse, Megggas kneels. "Lord, I beg that you come and hear my cries! Holiest Father, I pray that you take your Divine Wrath and thrust it upon the sinners of this Earth!"
The garbage pile stands up and takes on the anthropomorphic form of a man. "My child, I have come." Megggas squeals like a small child and bows to the bottom of the possessed trash.
"Finally, I meet you in the flesh, stinky flesh it may be! My Lord, take out your Wrath on the people of Denmark!"
God slowly nods. "Yes, I am glad that someone finally recognizes those materialist sinners for, those hedonistic non-believers, I shall wipe that nation-"
Megggas perks his head up, "Denmark, Wisconsin actual."
"....You mean that tiny town in the American Mid-West."
"Yes."
"....Um. Sure. There's a few wrongdoers here. There's been a few cases of buttsex. I think. Maybe. Look, I'll call down a few chunks of Holy Fire and see what happens, but chill." The trash loses it's heavenly glow and falls back to the ground.
Abstract loiters in the playground, counting up his money and munching on a pack of stolen Skittles, when he hears someone call out to him. "Hey asshole!" Abstract looks up to see Andres about ten yards away from him with his Pistol drawn and pointed at him. (9 vs. 1) Before Abstract can move, Andres lines up a shot with his iron sights and hits the Azberjaiani in the head. A spray of blood bursts out of Abstract's head as he jerks backwards, landing on the playground mulch and staining it red. The police arrive shortly thereafter, called to the scene after reports of an armed gunman, only to come across the scene. "Thanks," an officer says to Andres, "That saves us a lot of trouble."
Abstract was domed by Andres!
+Article: Countryliner: +Countryliner BusUkranian Ranger looks around the area for a good surface to carve an Alchemy Circle into. (6) At first he can't find anything suitable, trees are too uneven to make a solid circle in, and brick and concrete are too hard for him to dig into. Eventually, he settles for a patch of dirt near the road, which isn't the most solid material to use, but it still works. A few minutes of focused carving and the circle is finished, but as he begins his first incantation, he notices something bright falling from the sky. (
Ranger ducks his head as a ball of fire lands several yards away from him, hitting the ground and exploding. He looks at the crater, which glows much more brightly than any normal fire would.
Execute brings himself and his subject over to a bus stop where they greet a resident. "Salutations Native! I, the Prestigious Holy Execute/Dumbo.exe, Prince of the Mighty Rus Empire, beseeches your knowledge as henceforth to the shoppe of paint."
"Oh, there's some paint down at the hardware store. Just take a left at the-" The man's speech is interrupted as a nearby stop sign spontaneously explodes.
Execute steps back and the civilian runs for it, "What in-" (6) Another explosion erupts in front of Execute, but the Boyar dives in front of him. Execute is still thrown back by the force of it, tumbling onto the asphalt. He gets up moments later, unhurt but dusty, while the Boyar has sustained cuts and burns on his face. His clothing is all ruined and burn to a crisp, but it did save him from worse injuries.
Pikorge dazedly tries to get back on his feet after being accosted by a ninja. (6) He gets up although he is still a little wobbly from the attack. He scoops up his Broadsword and points it waveringly at Peradon. "I have no....ugh...no quarrel with you! Leave before I cleave you in two!" He yells, slightly off balance.
Powder Miner commands his Jaffa to have his Laser Rifle ready to shoot any Earthling that comes too close. While the Jaffa primes his gun, Powder looks around for anything in the nearby vicinity that could be improvised as a tool for face-smacking. (3) The only thing that could potentially be used on this hill as any sort of weapon are some small twigs and the odd pebble, not anything that would strike authority and pain into someone. "Master, look at the sky." The Jaffa points towards the Heavens, and P.M. watches as several balls of fire descend upon the town, landing on buildings and streets, starting fires.
High tyrol looks down at the town of Denmark as it is lit on fire by the bombardment of the skies. "You know what Monsieur?" He asks rhetorically asks his Horse. "Let's not go to Denmark, it is a silly place." He turns his mount around and rides off.
High tyrol has withdrawn from the game.Person drives into town in his fancy old-school sports car, coming to a screeching halt on the main road. He looks around, Kurdish army uniform draped around his body, pistol at his hip, a WWII-era Russian machine gun sitting next to him in the passenger's seat.
Lermfish walks into town, literally glowing. He stretches out his hand and a songbird lands in it. He pets the bird before letting it fly away once more.
News Report: The town of Denmark, Wisconsin, known for being this year's designated starting point for the Annual Wiki-Wars, was subjected to a sudden meteor shower today. The shower has resulted in 2 deaths, 7 injuries, and property damage in the tens of thousands. The shower is reportedly on-going. Locals have begun fleeing from the area while emergency respondents are on-route, waiting for the shower to pass before moving in to prevent anymore tragedies.
Matthew Kasten: +2 Hairstyling, +2 Photography, +2 Wig-makingGunda: +Pistol, +Chain Whip, Become Indian Crime Boss, +Ability: Gunda's Revenge
Andrès Landman: +3 Ice Skating, +Ice Skates
Anaheim Fire & Rescue: +2 Firefighting, +2 Medical, +Fireproof Suit, +Fire Extinguisher
Polemon christyi: +Ability: Venomous Fangs
Countryliner: +Countryliner Bus
Status: Normal
Kills: 1
Assets: Pistol, Chain Whip, Ice Skates, Fireproof Suit, Fire Extinguisher, Countryliner Bus
Abilities:
Gunda's Revenge (Passive) - Gain +2 to Offensive Rolls against anyone who kills an Ally.
Venomous Fangs - Gain Venomous Fangs.
Stargate Worlds (Archetypes): Become Random Stargate Worlds Archetype. Result: Goa'uld - Gain +2 Stealth and a Jaffa Servant. (Jaffa - Genetically altered from human beings to be stronger, faster, tougher, and heal faster. Equipped with a Jaffa War Staff and Laser Rifle.)
Jocelyn Delecour: +2 Agility
Herr Pastor: +2 Proselytizing
Ulmus davidiana var. japonica 'Mitsui Centennial': +Ability: Cold Resistance
Nikoly Rudnev: +2 Chess
Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Assets: Jaffa Servant (Jaffa War Staff, Laser Rifle)
Abilities:
Cold Resistance - Natural resistance to cold weather; can stand in a snowstorm naked and be unaffected.
Sugar Packet: +Box of Sugar Packets.
Bulldogs Forceps: +Bulldogs Forceps.
Sodomy: +Ability: Wrath of God Upon the Sodomites
Joseph Gervais: +2 Trapping, +2 Exploration
Automotive Crash Injury Research Center: +Ability: Crash Resistant
Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Assets: Sugar Packets, Bulldog Forceps
Abilities:
Wrath of God Upon the Sodomites - Call down a rain of holy fire and judgement upon the city or area that the User is in. The amount of destruction caused is relative to how much the 'Sin of Lust' has "corrupted" the targeted area. The Wrath will effect all players equal, including the User. One use per game. (Used)
Crash Resistant - Does not receive damage from automobile crashes and impacts.
Đorđe Lašić: +2 Military Combat, +WWII Yugoslav Officer's Uniform, +WWII Officer's Pistol
Stone Valley Recreation Area: +2 Hiking, +2 Fishing
Jim Webb: +2 Naval Ability, +2 Politics, +Ability: I want my 10 Minutes!
San Diego Botanic Garden: +2 Botany, +Really Spiky Plant in a Pot
Shloer: +12-pack of Shloer Soda
Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Assets: WWII Yugoslav Officer's Uniform, WWII Officer's Pistol, Really Spiky Plant in a Pot, 12-pack of Shloer Soda
Abilities:
I want my 10 Minutes! (Passive) - Constantly demands to have a full, uninterrupted ten minutes so that he can say what he wants. Super effective against Anderson Cooper.
Arecibo Observatory: +3 Radio Astronomy, +3 Atmospheric Science, +3 Radar Astronomy
German News Information Services GmbH: +2 Journalism, Become Radical Journalist
Olu Aboluwoye: +2 Chemistry
Fullmetal Alchemist: +Metal Prosthetic Right Arm, +Metal Prosthetic Left Leg, +Ability: Transmutation Alchemy
Lewis O'Brien: +2 Politics, +2 Medical
Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Assets: Metal Prosthetic Right Arm, Metal Prosthetic Left Leg
Abilities:
Transmutation Alchemy - To perform Alchemy, 1 turn must be devoted to creating an Alchemy Circle, which can be drawn in any material; paint, pencil, blood, or even just carved into dirt or stone. The Circle must be adequately sized for whatever the Alchemist wants to create. Once the Circle is properly complete, the Alchemist can use matter in the surrounding area to create whatever they desire. The bigger and more complicated a Transmutation is, the harder it becomes, to the point that it can even be dangerous or deadly to the Alchemist.
Karaindash: +2 Administration, +2 Diplomacy
Rufa Mae Quinto: +2 Acting, +2 Singing
The Other Face of Janus: +Ability: Trans-dimensional Painting Transportation
Arman Sedghi: +2 Engineering
Sviatopolk I of Kiev: +2 Military Strategy, +2 Assassination, +Loyal Boyar Subject
Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Assets: Loyal Boyar Subject (Dagger) [Face - Cut & Burned]
Abilities:
Trans-dimensional Painting Transportation - Can open up portals in paintings to travel in and out of them. A strange and enigmatic power, use it carefully.
Peshmerga: +2 Military Combat, +PPSh-41 Sub-machine Gun, +Smith & Wesson M&P Pistol, +Military Armor, +Military Helmet
Austin-Healey 100: +Austin-Healey 100 Sports Car
Paul D. Taylor: +2 Diplomacy
Shenzhen Airlines: +2 Flight
Shantanu Khosla: +2 Business
Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Assets: PPSh-41 Sub-machine Gun, +Smith & Wesson M&P Pistol, Military Armor, Military Helmet, Austin-Healey 100 Sports Car
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