Person's car hit the curb and gave him a jolt; and while the paint job on the front will suffer, there was no non-cosmetic, until Tomasque began shooting through the rear window. During the brief opportunity where Tomasque is reloading his pistol, Person slams open the front door and runs to the other side of the car, ducking down underneath it. He pops up, spraying more shots in Tomasque's direction. (9+2 vs. 3+2) Two of the bullets sink into Tomasque's abdomen, causing him to stagger backwards.
Lermfish heads deeper into the woods in search of more animals to befriend, his Wolf Companion following him by his side. (10) On his way, Lerm spots a soft brown face with a squishy nose staring at him from the interior of a bush with its black beady eyes. "Hey little guy," Lermfish says, extending his hand. The woodland creature exits the bush, or rather, as the creature stands the bush gives way. It is a bear. "Oh. You're not so little. Do you want to come along." The bear eagerly nods. (+Ally: Bear Companion)
Powder Miner retrieves the Small Stick, intending to turn it into a proper smacking tool. He marches into town with his Jaffa, searching for someone to demonstrate the power of the stick on. The two of them happen upon an EMT kneeling down in front of a burning house, performing CPR on an unconscious human. The medic, focused completely on administering aid, is taken by complete surprise when Miner smacks him upside the head with a stick. "What in the-" The medic shakes his head and furiously glares at P.M., but his glare softens when he notices the bulky Jaffa standing besides him casually swinging the War Staff back and forth in his hand. The EMT puts his hands up, "Please, I don't know why you would do this...there are people who need help and you thugs are taking advantage of them to loot their stuff..."
Megggas peeks around and with the firestorm over, he exits the sewers and gets back onto the now deserted road. With the city abandoned, he heads towards one of the unoccupied stores in search of goods. (4+2) Megggas enters a drugstore that's been partially damaged by the firestorm, but still looks like it could contain useful items. The door is locked, but he manages to enter through the broken front window, (2) with an attempt to hurtle that lands him falling face-first into a pile of shattered glass, which gives him cuts all over the front of his body from the waist-up.
Pikorge bows respectfully to the body of Peradon, who put up an honorable fight. He takes Peradon's Broadsword, (it would take too long to strip him of his armor, plus Pikorge is already suited up) and brings it over to his fancy Rover 200 Coupe. He throws the Broadsword and his Officer's Sword on the floorboard of the backseat, insuring that if he has to break sharply the sword don't impale him. He gets in the driver's seat and puts down the road, heading Southwards and ready to flatten any opposition in his way. Pikorge passes ambulances and firefighters, but there is no sign of any opponents; he reaches the southern edge of the town with no issues.
Tomasque is bleeding everywhere; man, this actually
was worse than anything he went through in 'Nam. (9) Despite bleeding all over the road, Tom is able to stay on his feet, if a bit wobbly, a retrieve his Really Spiky Plant in a Pot. "You think a few shots with the peashooter is all it takes to stop ole' Tom? You must be crazy! Have a plant!" His attempt at witty combat repertoire is followed by him chucking the plant over the car at Person's position. (4 vs. 2) The actual plant fails to hit Person, but the pot lands a glancing blow off his head before shattering on the sidewalk.
Execute and Yuri continue walking down the main street, looking for any sort of place that could contain paintings. (1) Finally, they come across a modest local store paintings downtown that looks like it is in relatively good shape. "Good news Yuri, we have finally found a destination," he states opening up the door. "Now we only-" Execute was planning to find an older, graying thin woman inside behind the counter whom he could discuss artistry with, not a fist to the face. He clutches his nose and falls to the asphalt as two bandanna-clad figures appear from the inside of the store, one of them holding a large sack carrying what undoubtedly are stolen pictures, the second wielding a crowbar.
"Bro, these dudes look crazy! They must be the motherfucking owners and they came back!"
"They wasn't supposed to come back! Fucking jump 'em, take their cash!"
Yuri sprints in front of Execute and pulls out his Dagger. "Stand back my liege, I'll hold them off!" (9 vs. 10) The bandit hoisting the paintings runs for it as the Boyar and the remaining felon duke it out in a duel of swings, neither hitting each other. Eventually, the two of them get tied up and drop to the ground, losing their weapons and engaging in a grappling match, the bandit having a slightly better position. (6 vs. 7) His attempts to choke Yuri out are all foiled as Yuri wraps up one of his arms.
Execute gets back to his feet, still nursing his bruised nose. His current plan had fell apart, if only he had realized the possibility of looters sucker-punching him in the face and messing everything up.
Angelina Silva and her Medabot set on the prowl for a paintshop, which they find in no time thanks to the Medabot's internal GPS system; Silva didn't even have to use her detective powers this time. The two of them come across Execute, who appears to be shielding his face from two bulky men tumbling around on the ground.
Andres looks at the fallen body of Abstract and realizes that he has a purpose in life; to dispose of all assholes. With his gun in his palm, he swiftly exits the playground looking for more justice to enforce. He walks around the surrounding area, looking for some jerk to pop a cap in, but it's relatively quiet where he is. There does appear to be a lot of human noise coming from the south, and in that direction he sees some concealed dude running through the streets with a big stash. To the north, he sees some sort of yellow gas seeping into the area....
[The Mustard Gas Cloud begins to descend on the northern border of the town. It is closest to Andres, Angelina Silva, Execute, and Powder Miner.]
Matthew Kasten: +2 Hairstyling, +2 Photography, +2 Wig-makingGunda: +Pistol, +Chain Whip, Become Indian Crime Boss, +Ability: Gunda's Revenge
Andrès Landman: +3 Ice Skating, +Ice Skates
Anaheim Fire & Rescue: +2 Firefighting, +2 Medical, +Fireproof Suit, +Fire Extinguisher
Polemon christyi: +Ability: Venomous Fangs
Countryliner: +Countryliner Bus
Status: Normal
Kills: 1
Assets: Pistol, Chain Whip, Ice Skates, Fireproof Suit, Fire Extinguisher, Countryliner Bus
Abilities:
Gunda's Revenge (Passive) - Gain +2 to Offensive Rolls against anyone who kills an Ally.
Venomous Fangs - Gain Venomous Fangs.
Stargate Worlds (Archetypes): Become Random Stargate Worlds Archetype. Result: Goa'uld - Gain +2 Stealth and a Jaffa Servant. (Jaffa - Genetically altered from human beings to be stronger, faster, tougher, and heal faster. Equipped with a Jaffa War Staff and Laser Rifle.)
Jocelyn Delecour: +2 Agility
Herr Pastor: +2 Proselytizing
Ulmus davidiana var. japonica 'Mitsui Centennial': +Ability: Cold Resistance
Nikoly Rudnev: +2 Chess
Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Assets: Jaffa Servant (Jaffa War Staff, Laser Rifle)
Abilities:
Cold Resistance - Natural resistance to cold weather; can stand in a snowstorm naked and be unaffected.
Sugar Packet: +Box of Sugar Packets.
Bulldogs Forceps: +Bulldogs Forceps.
Sodomy: +Ability: Wrath of God Upon the Sodomites
Joseph Gervais: +2 Trapping, +2 Exploration
Automotive Crash Injury Research Center: +Ability: Crash Resistant
Status: Face, Torso, Arms, Hands - Cut, Some Bleeding, Pain
Kills: 0
Assets: Sugar Packets, Bulldog Forceps, Broken Table Leg
Abilities:
Wrath of God Upon the Sodomites - Call down a rain of holy fire and judgement upon the city or area that the User is in. The amount of destruction caused is relative to how much the 'Sin of Lust' has "corrupted" the targeted area. The Wrath will effect all players equal, including the User. One use per game. (Used)
Crash Resistant - Does not receive damage from automobile crashes and impacts.
Đorđe Lašić: +2 Military Combat, +WWII Yugoslav Officer's Uniform, +WWII Officer's Pistol
Stone Valley Recreation Area: +2 Hiking, +2 Fishing
Jim Webb: +2 Naval Ability, +2 Politics, +Ability: I want my 10 Minutes!
San Diego Botanic Garden: +2 Botany, +Really Spiky Plant in a Pot
Shloer: +12-pack of Shloer Soda
Status: Right Thumb - Torn, Abdomen - Extreme Bleeding
Kills: 0
Assets: WWII Yugoslav Officer's Uniform, WWII Officer's Pistol, Really Spiky Plant in a Pot, 11-pack of Shloer Soda
Abilities:
I want my 10 Minutes! (Passive) - Constantly demands to have a full, uninterrupted ten minutes so that he can say what he wants. Super effective against Anderson Cooper.
Karaindash: +2 Administration, +2 Diplomacy
Rufa Mae Quinto: +2 Acting, +2 Singing
The Other Face of Janus: +Ability: Trans-dimensional Painting Transportation
Arman Sedghi: +2 Engineering
Sviatopolk I of Kiev: +2 Military Strategy, +2 Assassination, +Loyal Boyar Subject
Status: Bruised Nose
Kills: 0
Assets: Loyal Boyar Subject (Dagger) [Face - Cut & Burned]
Abilities:
Trans-dimensional Painting Transportation - Can open up portals in paintings to travel in and out of them. A strange and enigmatic power, use it carefully.
Peshmerga: +2 Military Combat, +PPSh-41 Sub-machine Gun, +Smith & Wesson M&P Pistol, +Military Armor, +Military Helmet
Austin-Healey 100: +Austin-Healey 100 Sports Car
Paul D. Taylor: +2 Diplomacy
Shenzhen Airlines: +2 Flight
Shantanu Khosla: +2 Business
Status: Right Ribs - Bruised, Head - Bruised
Kills: 0
Assets: PPSh-41 Sub-machine Gun, +Smith & Wesson M&P Pistol, Military Armor, Military Helmet, Austin-Healey 100 Sports Car (Rear Window Broken)
Ohio State Route 126: +2 Driving
South Fox Island Light: +Ability: Bio-Luminescence
Xtabay: +2 Seduction, +2 Hunting, +Ability: Animal Amiability
Frank W. Angell: +2 Architecture
Broadview Anthology of Poetry: +4 Poetry
Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Assets: Wolf Companion, Bear Companion
Abilities:
Bio-Luminescence - Your body can naturally produce light.
Animal Amiability - It is much easier for you to make friends with animals. Predator and aggressive animals will not attack you unless provoked.
Policia Judiciaria: +1 Police Combat, +2 Investigating, +2 Evidence Analysis, +Beretta 92 Pistol, +Handcuffs
The Three Musketeers: +3 Swordplay, +Rapier, +Musket, +Musketeer Uniform
Medabots: +Medabot (Short, stocky, weaponized robot.)
Bernard Evans Ward: +2 Painting
Pearl M. Hart: +2 Law
Status: Normal
Assets: Beretta 92 Pistol, Handcuffs, Rapier, Musket, Musketeer Uniform, Medabot (Twin Arm Guns, Hi-Jump Boots)
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