((Could I bet as well, but instead of more waitlisting I'd get to propose ways for the arena to change instead?))
You can just propose ways really, thats fine with me.
Next action I guess. Was kind of hoping for some feedback to determine my next mutation but eh, I can work with this. Hope I get a chance to change this.
Secret.
Assuming I still have them, find out how strong my 6 arms are. Violently. By attacking AO. Or HB, if AO is dead. If both die, see if I can control the flagellum, assuming I still have it. If not, just focus on evading attacks and retaliate against anyone that attacks me with laser eyes, if I have them.
Probably wrong in several ways. Will update as soon as possible. I'm assuming I don't need the text wall from before, so correct me on that if you feel like it.
Everything except arms: Twice as big.
Body: Covered in reptile eyes. Covered in segmented. mewing cat head carapace.
Head: Poison glands, laser vision, covered in long human hair.
Neck: A single large flesh fish scale. Exposed arteries. Rotates slowly, throws off high pitched squeals.
Chest: Purplish. Composed of monkey feet? Has a spiked bone halo with a flagella passing through it growing on back.
Abdomen: Formed like a giant bone club or weight. Covered in tiny holes which spores drift out of in clouds. Club is ridged with sharp protuberances, and covered in mouse sized human arms.
Arms: 3 on each side. Tiger Leg/Human Arm hybrid. Covered in bony armadillo like armor plates.
Legs: Human in shape, but soft, pink, and sticky. End in formless human heads instead of feet.
No changes this turn.
GP IO MJ IO GP
OI YZ UW YZ OI
CC NK AA NK CC
DD VL EE VL DD
MM GG EC GG MM
EN BB // // //
// SS BF SS //
Edit: Yo Piecewise sorry, apparently I made a typo awhile back. My body is not covered in house sized human arms, but mouse sized ones. Makes quite the difference. 
Bah, me and my big fat fingers. I tried spell check, but that must have gotten missed.
I think have confused my last post that...contained no information or actions, for an action post.
((Does anyone know what blanking the first line's MJ does, when nothing else has been changed? I'd love to know, especially if it could be done publicly. I'll try to protect anyone who tests it for me~))
Attempt to float, perhaps by jumping, retreat from aggressors if that fails. Laser anyone who approaches me or Egan aggressively.
Your head turns into the head of a lion with laser vision. A grossly enlarged head with disgustingly powerful laser vision. Also little manta ray wings for ears. Youch neck becomes a human head about double size, with feathers for hair and big poison glands. Your Chest becomes a head with poison glands, double sized, as well as a single crystaline anter. Abdomen, also head with poison gland, double sized, one big goat eye in the center that is swollen with hydrogen and has wasp stingers instead of eye lashes. Your arms become venomous snakes with cow horn fangs and your legs become huge, heavily muscled, pink, boneless and covered with suction cups on your feet. Oh and then your entire body gets crushed and reshaped to resemble a human chest.
NK NK NK DW //
MJ MJ MJ MJ DP
GP GP GP MJ YX
OQ OQ OQ IO //
NK NK NK DW>EQ
EN EN EN CK>ST
// // BF>CK>//
Hypotheses:
Head will turn into a giant torso filled with hydrogen. Hopefully this helps me be more floaty.
I don't know what the hell will happen to my neck. Maybe it'll be a massive possibly flexible antler? Or a giant brain? With a tounge? Hopefully no tounge, that makes everything much harder.
Chest will become a big human head, hopefully not involving snakes. Half and half a test of MJ and just another head for redundancy.
Abdomen is now a lion head identical to what my head was last turn, without the manta ray bits. At least, if I'm correct about column five.
Arms are giant torsos filled with gas, like my "head" for more lift, except with something extra. Hopefully not stinging hair.
Legs are the same as last turn, perhaps less buff, with something extra. Hopefully not elephant legs, though none of the column five stuff should screw with them.
Whole body should return to having a vaugely human-ish shape, and be buff as well.
I don't know what the heck you mean by these >'s.
You gaint massive muscles all over your body. Your head turns into a giant human chest with a spiked bone halo. Your neck becomes a giant clump of hair in the shape of a tongue. Your chest becomes a huge human head with a poison gland, coated in human hair, with buffalo horns for teeth. Your abdomen becomes a big lion head with giant bulging red eyes that constantly leak laser light. Your arms become giant human chests with their own spiked bone halos and stinging hairs. Your legs also become giant, boneless, pink and sticky. They also end in elephant feet.
You run over toward the closing walls, away from all attackers.
GP // MJ // //
// YZ ZE NT OL
// ZE NT OL //
// VL ZE NT OL
// // EC // //
EN // // // //
ZE NT OL // //
Run over to syv and grunt at him as an indication of friendship!
GP // MJ // //
// YZ ZE NT OL
// ZE NT OL //
// VL ZE NT OL
// // EC // //
EN // // // //
ZE NT OL // //
You run over to Sy and mutate. I apprechiate your meme'ing, but I arranged these genes randomly so...
Your entire body become hard and yellow, covered in horseshoe shaped serated protuberences. Your neck becomes shaped like a beak, with a ridge of shark teeth and a base of a horse hoof. Your chest becomes a fanged beak filled with teeth made of horse hooves that are serrated and arranged in shark like rows. Your abdomen ends up a lot like your neck.
Haha! Get fucked, people with zero faith in my working (and totally open-source if you're interested) method to mutilate my genome and not die! Shoulda bet on the idler! Granted, this turn I probably will die. Probably.
Also I can't believe I forgot the looks section, that's the best part!
Mutate and send kisses to AO. Then engage him in a breakdancing contest to the death with my praying mantis eyebrowlegs and/or any natural weapons I might spontaneously develop.
Name: HB
Genome:
GP // MJ CH CH
// YZ XO XO XO
// // // NK OH
// VL // // //
// // EC // //
EN // // // //
// // BF HO HO
Description: some dude with a purplish, skinless nodule leaking pestilent pus growing out of his forehead, with (hypothetically) white skin and a coating of mushroom caps growing out of his shoulders and back like bizarre hair, with no hair on his head and enormous praying mantis legs for eyebrows. Oh, and also skinless and really fucking infected all over the place, I guess.
HB's neck becomes a giant sperm whale body with a single biojet on its back.
You go over and attempt to murder AO.
[14+3v19+4][8]
AO and HB engage in a vicious battle rap/break dancing contest, throwing sick beats and moves until AO does a head spin and uses his blade legs to decapitate HB! However, as he slices him up, HB's plague juice gets all over him!
I have wonderful +4 for combat rolls, I wonder which mutation causes that.
Accept HB's breakdancing challenge and win.
If it doesn't kill me, then mutation will:
Uses left: 10
GP // MJ // //
// YY // // //
// // // NK //
// VL // // //
// AG EC // //
FM // // // //
AG // BF // //
Detached left arm.
Double length arms.
Both legs are long, very sharp bone blades, like double sided swords.
Strenched vertically, 10 feet tall.
Your neck becomes an insect abdomen. Huh.
Me am play gods! Yeah, I definitely went too far, but I got some pretty good stuff.
Might want delete a few of these later... Hmm. Then again, I'm still safe at the moment so why not now?
Gene mod again. Move left one tile to avoid walls if needed.
Your entire body is coated in reptile eyes and segmented carapace made of mewing cat heads. Your head grows to double size (actually every part of you except your arms double in size), grows poison glands, gains laser vision and gets covered in long human hair. Your neck becomes a single large fish scale, in the vague shape of a human neck, complete with exposed arteries. It rotates slowly and throws off high pitched squeals. Your chest becomes a purplish lump of flesh shaped like a bunch of monkey feet that are piled together into the shape of a human chest. A big spiked bone halo with a single rotating flagella passing through it like thread through the eye of a needle grows on your back. Your abdomen takes the form of a giant bone club or weight, that is covered in tiny holes From these holes what looks like tiny spores drift out in clouds. The club is ridged with razor sharp protuberences and covered in a fur of tiny, mouse sized human arms. Your arms triple in number, 3 on each side, and take on a sort of tiger leg human arm hybrid form. All 6 are covered in boney armadillo like armor plates. Your legs remain human in shape but become soft, pink and sticky, ending in a formless human head instead of a foot.
Everything except arms: Twice as big.
Body: Covered in reptile eyes. Covered in segmented. mewing cat head carapace.
Head: Poison glands, laser vision, covered in long human hair.
Neck: A single large flesh fish scale. Exposed arteries. Rotates slowly, throws off high pitched squeals.
Chest: Purplish. Composed of monkey feet? Has a spiked bone halo with a flagella passing through it growing on back.
Abdomen: Formed like a giant bone club or weight. Covered in tiny holes which spores drift out of in clouds. Club is ridged with sharp protuberances, and covered in house sized human arms.
Arms: 3 on each side. Tiger Leg/Human Arm hybrid. Covered in bony armadillo like armor plates.
Legs: Human in shape, but soft, pink, and sticky. End in formless human heads instead of feet.
GP IO MJ IO GP
OI YZ UW YZ OI
CC NK AA NK CC
DD VL EE VL DD
MM GG EC GG MM
EN BB // // //
// SS BF SS //
Your legs become normal legs, except for the formless human heads they have for feet. Your entire body is now covered in segmented insect carapace and poking out curved bone ribs. You lose the cat heads and lizard eyes.
Walk north a bit, away from the lava. Modify Genome.
DR MC TA AL IK
// YZ // // //
// // // NK //
// VL // // //
// // EC // //
EN // // // //
// // BF // //
Surely this is reasonable
Your head becomes a giant mass of twitching shrimp legs, each of which end in a bone spear. At the center of the mass is a furry frog's head with a swordfish blade nose.
FAILBIRD (FB) enters the ring!
Mmm. Now I can't help but bet AO.
Bet Harry Baldman. Again.
Bet HB
Bet HB still
Three winners this turn. New waitlist.
Endlessblaze
Rautherdir
Oceansoul
Oceansoul
Whisperling
Whisperling
Toaster
Coolrune
NJW
NJW
Johiah
Johiah
Xan
Paphi
CrazyAbe
CrazyAbe
THE RING IS CHANGING! THE FLOOR RETURNS! FLASHING YELLOW LIGHTS FROM ABOVE ILLUMINATE SECTIONS OF THE FLOOR WHILE A SIREN PLAYS!
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