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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Maximum Spin]

B

[birdy51]

B

[mightymushroom]

B

[Weirdsound]

B

Also, "small tunic"?

Looks like we have a bun in the oven.

[Hotfire90]

B

[helmacon]

B

dear God. Why are we so bad at this...

[mightymushroom]

I'd say, rather, we're just a little too good at this.

[Basil ii]

B next time we will not remarry.

[Haspen]

You fall to her feet and beg for forgiveness because your loins directed you to a random noble girl (which, you add with haste, have ordered to leave).

4

"Well, I understand that you're an uncontrollable enthusiast of bodily pleasures. I've heard the rumors but today's betrayal hurts nonetheless." She stops her work and gives you a death glare worthy of an archnemesis.

"Don't ever do that again, or else." She threatens.

You decide to...

A) Calmly and politely refuse to be ordered around by your wife.
B) Reason with her that for your mental 'health', some side 'fun' is absolutely necessary.
C) Agree with her and once more swear loyalty (with a sweet serenade on top).

[Rockeater]

C
Do we realy want crown authoroty any lower?

[Hotfire90]

C

[mightymushroom]

It's simply not within our power to keep that promise, as soon as we flip tails.

B
She seems to understand what's going on, at least, maybe we can make an arrangement.

[Criptfeind]

It'd be great if we could say C and actually stick to it, but we don't actually control our character. So I'm kinda tempted to try a B.

I dunno.

It could go really bad though. Maybe this is a chance to remove the negative trait from ourselves? That's happened before... But we just have no idea.

[ZBridges]

C

[Weirdsound]

C. Every option has the chance to blow up in our face here. At least C might have the chance to help us overcome our hedonism.

I wish we had an option to consult with priests of the love/marriage gods on these matters. We are clearly powerless to control ourselves, and should turn to a higher power.