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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Baffler]

A. The payoff from these is never worth the BS that follows.

[Haspen]

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You order the tomb purified and looted, with you getting the biggest cut!

1153 AD, Midwinter

6

The tomb has been opened! No curse have befallen the looters, and a big caravan of silver items arrived in the palace! In fact, the entirety of the silver ware couldn't be matched by a whole team of craftsmen producing such items in span of a year! It is worth more than what your silver mines produce, even! There was suprisingly no sarcophagus or anything of the kind; instead, some bone dust mixed in with very old and very rotten green cloth.

The crafts will be sold by the Treasurer to bring profits for the Empire.

There's also matter of a delicate necklace; it is made of a silver chain, adorned with three leaves. After appraisal, it turns out that the leaves are made of emeralds, with thin 'veins' of gold dust pressed into the glassy surface.

A) It will look perfect alongside the Coronation Staff!
B) Extra bauble, extra cash. Sell it!

[crazyabe]

A. Yep, Definitely of elven make, we should expect some visitors coming to tell us we screwed up.

[Criptfeind]

A

[Harry Baldman]

B is for bad juju, which this absolutely will be once the elves find out.

[10ebbor10]

A

[birdy51]

A

Well. May as well wait until the elves come to spite us once more.

[Fluffe9911]

A At least we will finally get to see the elf's again

[Harry Baldman]

We really gotta get the Shadowranks as soon as possible, you guys. This could be real bad for the chunk of our family we didn't kill off ourselves.

[Haspen]

You decide to add this necklace to the Crown Jewels of Methiant! It will be worn on formal occassions by you and future Emperors, just like the Coronation Staff.

1153 AD, End of the Year

You finish your mulled wine just as the good old Advisor brings the Scrolls of Kingdom Status for your review!

5to6, 1to5

Happiness: 7
Population: 7
Economy: 8
Army: 8
Imp.Authority: 0

"Your Majesty, I'm pleased to announce that the Empire is doing mightily fine, better than it did ever since its establishment! Your authority grows and so does the Army, as this year's recruits proved hardy enough to withstand the rigor of training."

"The Treasurer is very happy with the state of the Treasury, too, and even wonders if you would be willing to spen some of the accumulated money to further strengthen our Empire?"

You decide to...

A) Call in dwarves to fashion you an enchanted artifact of sorts.
B) Refurbish old fortresses in the border regions.
C) Donate to the poor and the needy to show off your generosity.
D) Sponsor creation of an bronze-cast statue of yourself!
E) Seek the services of a traveling and powerful Sorceress.
F) Take a swim in the money, this newfound sea of riches of yours!
G) Expand the budget of the Army, so it maintain even greater numbers.
H) Send a lavish gift to one of neighbouring countries.

"And of course I have to ask - are you interested in issueing an Edict this year?"

A) "But of course!"
B) "Nah, not now."

[Criptfeind]

F

Lets keep ahold of the money, with edicts now we've got quite the ability to spend if we want too.

A

[Hotfire90]

FA Let's keep our money for now.

[Lucus Casius]

FA

[Harry Baldman]

FA!

[Fluffe9911]

FA