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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 750190 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1125 on: July 13, 2017, 03:15:37 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1126 on: July 13, 2017, 03:31:57 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1127 on: July 13, 2017, 03:40:49 pm »

You decide to provide Prince Yovak with supplies and soldiers. He shakes your hands with his.

"Please prepare your troops then. With your support, I should be ready to rise against my mother come next Spring." He then pulls his hood over and you ask the guards to escort the 'gold merchant' to the gates.

1085 AD, Mid-Autumn

The guards announce that a delegation of dwarves have arrived, and they're let in.

The dwarves are bald, but have long black beards, and they wear cloaks of browns, greens and greys. They wear some plain jewellery and their beards are well-kept.

"Greetings, King Yoe! It pleases us to know that you seek our services so often, and therefore, besides coming to reply to your request, we also bring a proposal from our Duke at Zasitost. Shall we talk business, or politics first?"

A) "Let's talk business first, as it is urgent matter for my kingdom."
B) "You've caught my interest. Let's hear the Duke's offer."
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1128 on: July 13, 2017, 03:42:27 pm »

Lets B polite and listen first.

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1129 on: July 13, 2017, 03:42:56 pm »

B, let's see what manner of expensive terrible thing they have in store for us.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1130 on: July 13, 2017, 03:46:12 pm »

B Oh, they have dukes, it's not a kind of anarcho-capitalism or else.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1131 on: July 13, 2017, 03:46:38 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1132 on: July 13, 2017, 03:57:04 pm »

"What does your Duke offer?"

"He wants to bring our peoples together, and what brings people together than trade, crafts and commerce? The Duke wishes to see our craftsdwarves and merchants living and working along your human subjects, King Yoe! We would establish workshops and give your peoples the secrets of our craftsmanship, and how to forge the sharp and precious steel from your trifle wrought iron. We would teach your jewellers how to craft sublime trinkets and help your miners and gardeners learn the secret skills of earth."

"That sounds just too good." The Advisor chimes in. "What's the price for it?"

"The Duke would like to see a yearl tribute to fill the coffers of Zasitost. He would also want to hire your soldiers to help us guard the routes between Gubta and Zasitost, and between Zasitost and Ankurvat. Our once amicable friends and trading partners have been getting zesty lately, and so we need a new close friend." You decide to...

A) Accept this whole deal as it is.
B) Try to negotiate the deal.
C) Politely refuse the deal.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1133 on: July 13, 2017, 04:01:09 pm »

B smart about it, maybe we can put off the soldier thing for a few years and get some free help with the mine.

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1134 on: July 13, 2017, 04:01:41 pm »

B, might as well try.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1135 on: July 13, 2017, 04:04:41 pm »

B They love commerce, they wouldn't be mad about it.
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he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1136 on: July 13, 2017, 04:07:03 pm »

B we are in preperation of war but protecting trade routes will aid us too in the long run
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1137 on: July 13, 2017, 04:07:36 pm »

BTW, what's wrong with your avatar Detoxicated :v?
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1138 on: July 13, 2017, 04:09:52 pm »

BTW, what's wrong with your avatar Detoxicated :v?

It's the new avatar fad, get in on it while it's still hot.

It's simple and easy to do - put your avatar image on Photobucket, don't pay for it, use the hosted image for your avatar. Instant savvy!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1139 on: July 13, 2017, 04:10:53 pm »

Idk been like that since this morning... havent been able to check on it on a pc yet.
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