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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 750456 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin II of Methiant!
« Reply #8790 on: March 24, 2018, 03:57:10 am »

The asterisk says 4-2, but the roll says 4...

Oooh, nice catch.

* Haspen le fixes.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin II of Methiant!
« Reply #8791 on: March 24, 2018, 04:16:43 am »

Gonna go against the grain with A simply because unless we roll a 6 again on protecting Methiant again we're basically throwing those forces away.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin II of Methiant!
« Reply #8792 on: March 24, 2018, 07:02:08 am »

Unless we protect core Methiant what good will defending Eval do?
We need numbers to hold/slow him as long as possible and hope reinforcements arrive in time.

I still think we ought to have an option to negotiate at this juncture. The expedition lost, they pursued, we stood our ground at our border. Time to declare a peace: everybody back to where you were only without Houlandin I, who apparently became mad with power and bloodlust after living in his father's shadow for so long.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin II of Methiant!
« Reply #8793 on: March 24, 2018, 07:13:08 am »

Unless we protect core Methiant what good will defending Eval do?
We need numbers to hold/slow him as long as possible and hope reinforcements arrive in time.

I still think we ought to have an option to negotiate at this juncture. The expedition lost, they pursued, we stood our ground at our border. Time to declare a peace: everybody back to where you were only without Houlandin I, who apparently became mad with power and bloodlust after living in his father's shadow for so long.

I don't think they're out to annex Methiant as they are in Eval's case, just to kick our asses hard enough to give us no other choice but to give Eval up. We are going to lose this fight, but since the Crown Prince can't be in two places at once unless some serious GM bullshit is thrown our way, the Evalian prong of the campaign is still in play, and if they don't manage to grab Eval in the process we might get away with not handing it over to them.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin II of Methiant!
« Reply #8794 on: March 24, 2018, 10:08:07 am »

You order the Army to protect Methiant.

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Once again, the Lametanians are beaten back! There has been casualties amongst your men of course, quite a few indeed, and your officers aren't sure they can mantain equal fighting against the enemy.

A week later, report from the north; the Cydwyl forces are here! Eight thousand soldiers have arrived, a third of them mounted. They're led by some generals and officers, but no one from the royal family arrived to help. The officers mention however that another three thousand could be mustered by King Erik, if needed, but that will take some time.

As for the course of war...

A) Now we have enough men to split our forces between Eval and Methiant!
B) Onwards, into Lametania, to crush the enemy!
C) Maybe we should negotiate.

As for extra reinforcements...

A) Sure, the more the merrier!
B) Nah, let's keep them for later.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin II of Methiant!
« Reply #8795 on: March 24, 2018, 10:10:33 am »

C,A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin II of Methiant!
« Reply #8796 on: March 24, 2018, 10:11:08 am »

C, A

fucking negotiate already oh my god
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin II of Methiant!
« Reply #8797 on: March 24, 2018, 10:30:31 am »

CA
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin II of Methiant!
« Reply #8798 on: March 24, 2018, 10:36:05 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin II of Methiant!
« Reply #8799 on: March 24, 2018, 10:41:22 am »

CA
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin II of Methiant!
« Reply #8800 on: March 24, 2018, 10:45:51 am »

AAA

I simply don’t understand how those guys works, they shouldn’t be able to do one tenth of what they are doing right now, Rucus and the Damdamians should have pulled back long to get back to their civil war or because of economical collapse and we absolutely shouldn’t be in numerical inferiority when they cut their Armies in two to deal with Evalian they had 11 thousands men in the battle against Houlandin and they lost a lot of men in this battle, we had 8000 mens before we sent reinforcemen, they cut their Armies to deal with the Evalians... I just... what the hell is wrong with this? It make zero sense...
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin II of Methiant!
« Reply #8801 on: March 24, 2018, 11:02:33 am »

It's two kingdoms fighting us, each with a well-equipped army, plus what seem like coalition forces involved. Makes sense they'd have a lot of troops to throw in our direction.
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« Reply #8802 on: March 24, 2018, 11:06:26 am »

It's two kingdoms fighting us, each with a well-equipped army, plus what seem like coalition forces involved. Makes sense they'd have a lot of troops to throw in our direction.
One of them is still in a civil war you know :/
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin II of Methiant!
« Reply #8803 on: March 24, 2018, 11:08:07 am »

You send two messengers; one to Damdamians, one to Cydwyl.

1155 AD, Autumn

A Damdanian envoy with several guards have arrrived to discuss with you the course of this 'senseless' war. But then one of your aides leans near and whispers that the Spymaster has a report about Eval.

A) Internal reports are most valuable.
B) Politics must be done first.



It's two kingdoms fighting us, each with a well-equipped army, plus what seem like coalition forces involved. Makes sense they'd have a lot of troops to throw in our direction.
One of them is still in a civil war you know :/

Neither Rucus nor Lametania is suffering any civil wars at the moment, dunno where you getting at :v
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin II of Methiant!
« Reply #8804 on: March 24, 2018, 11:10:40 am »

A
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