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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4830 on: October 09, 2022, 05:14:35 pm »
Nah, the obvious choice is to rewrite it in JavaScript.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4831 on: October 09, 2022, 05:18:18 pm »
Quote from: BlueManedHawk on October 09, 2022, 05:14:35 pm
Nah, the obvious choice is to rewrite it in JavaScript.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4832 on: October 10, 2022, 10:36:20 am »
Quote from: ☼Obsidian Short Sword☼ on October 08, 2022, 12:10:14 pm
How about Whitespace?

For a second, I thought you meant a different kind of white space.

Also, give all dwarves a horrendous fear of stairs.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4833 on: October 10, 2022, 11:10:50 am »
Every time a dwarf falls down stairs the ASCII graphics increase in awfulness by several hundred percent.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4834 on: October 10, 2022, 12:43:07 pm »
Quote from: PlumpHelmetMan on October 10, 2022, 11:10:50 am
Every time a dwarf falls down stairs the ASCII graphics increase in awesomeness by several hundred percent.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4835 on: October 10, 2022, 01:18:00 pm »
Every time a dwarf falls down stairs, several other dwarves also jump off those same stairs, leading to a stairs spiral.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4836 on: October 10, 2022, 01:33:16 pm »
Every time a dwarf falls down stairs, the stairs themselves turn into more dwarves falling down more stairs.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4837 on: October 11, 2022, 02:15:25 am »
If a dwarf ever falls down a set of stairs they will become afraid of stairs and never go near a set of stairs again.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4838 on: October 11, 2022, 02:28:43 am »
If a dwarf falls down the stairs, so do you!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4839 on: October 11, 2022, 10:00:08 am »
Any dwarves that fall downstairs becomes enthralled.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4840 on: October 11, 2022, 01:39:23 pm »
Quote from: ☼Obsidian Short Sword☼ on October 11, 2022, 10:00:08 am
Any dwarves that fall downstairs becomes enthralled.

This also affects dwarves who trip while in the lowest currently accessible z-level.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4841 on: October 11, 2022, 02:23:49 pm »
Quote from: A_Curious_Cat on October 11, 2022, 01:39:23 pm
Quote from: ☼Obsidian Short Sword☼ on October 11, 2022, 10:00:08 am
Any dwarves that fall downstairs becomes enthralled.

This also affects dwarves who trip while in the lowest currently accessible z-level.

Any dwarf that even looks at one of these thralls turn into an undead cave-dragon.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4842 on: October 12, 2022, 01:43:54 am »
the default tileset should be changed to this one:

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4843 on: October 12, 2022, 09:32:24 am »
Quote from: Salmeuk on October 12, 2022, 01:43:54 am
the default tileset should be changed to this one:

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Make it black and white.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4844 on: October 12, 2022, 09:50:57 am »
Quote from: ☼Obsidian Short Sword☼ on October 12, 2022, 09:32:24 am
Quote from: Salmeuk on October 12, 2022, 01:43:54 am
the default tileset should be changed to this one:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Make it black and white.

As in black and white are literally the only two shades. Don't expect any grey to help you distinguish things.
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.
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