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[cronos5010]

The horse-turned-girl picked herself off the ground shakily, glaring at everyone nearby - she hadn't actually seen who assaulted her.

"These insults shall not go unavenged, mark my words." She whipped around, pointing her lance at Momotarou with one arm outstretched. "That includes the ogling of my nether coverings! I do not need lecherous eyes staining my perfect form." She was silent for an awkward moment before blushing slightly. "Or, at least, soft weaklings like you would call this pathetic, smooth form perfect. It is utterly insufficient to contain my wrath, of course."

A hint of actual fear could be seen in Dan's eyes as Shoes charged on ahead with her spear, before the mage's hands quickly move to grasp at a tome strapped to her belt. The mage's actions were thankfully a moment too late to do more than watch as the red haired man's whip swept the charging warrior of her feet. A few more moments passed before the mage simply laughed, and let her hand slip down from the tome once more.
: "Well that's an interesting way to try and save face. Although I'm not really sure if the humiliation of defeat would have stung more than what happened instead...."

[SeriousConcentrate]

"Guess it's up to me to break this up. Jarvis, grab Shoes."

Keith walked over and unceremoniously picked up Dani, lifting her over his head so Shoes couldn't reach her.

"Maybe I'm not the best one to say this, but y'all need to take it down a few notches. I don't care which of you started it but enough's enough, all right?"

[adzi]

"... I guess this is what I get for asking out a moeified murderous warhorse for a dinner..."

Momotarou considered making a quip at Keith literally picking up the newcomer girl, but decided that, frankly, that's enough shenanigans for the moment.

"I think we could really use some cool drinks now."

[Chevaleresse]

Shoes snorted at Dan being physically accosted by the wrestler, looking about as smug as usual. If she heard Momo's additional comment, it wasn't clear.

[Praefectus Screptum]

"...Fine. Didn't MPMH things to get this far, but guess MPMH no use."
There wasn't going to be much for Shoes to snort about when she was about to be the next being picked up to make sure this nonsense was going to stop.
"Up MPMH go. I just hope MPMH doesn't happen again later, last thing we MPMH are teammates trying to murder each other."

[cronos5010]

Noticeably backing off a little as the blonde haired man approached her, Dani could offer up little more than a mild protest.

: "Hey wait! You can't jus-"
Before he unceremoniously lifted her off her feet, and she immediately started to flail and lightly hit the blonde haired man's back as she was dragged away.

: "I demand that you unhand me this instant!

[Chevaleresse]

Shoes let out another squeak, this one quite a bit more indignant, as she found herself suddenly being manhandled.
"Cease your accostment of me at once! Release me, perfidious worm of a man, before I wreak havoc on all you hold dear! Only the worthy may lay hands upon the mighty Shoes! This indignity shall be avenged!" Much like her recent-opponent, the girl was flailing about aggressively, doing her best to dislodge herself from Jarvis's grip.

[SeriousConcentrate]

"All right, I think they get the message."

Keith gently set Dani back on her feet.

[Praefectus Screptum]

"Not sure how MPMH got all of that from them demanding MPMH released, but I will MPMH your word."
Jarvis gave an extremely indifferent shrug before letting Shoes touch the floor again.
"I can MPMH hope these two MPMH not fight again."

[SirAston]

Yliss readjusts her sheath, twisting it around and adjusting the drawing angle, making any Iaijutsu strikes she would do right now made with the back of her blade.

"Nothing a slap to the neck can't fix if they decide to be troublemakers again. I'm no Rio Ito, but still faster than the both of you combined."

[SeriousConcentrate]

"We can just break it up again if it gets too rowdy."

He wasn't going to ask the girls to shake hands and make up, though, or say something condescending like 'play nice'. That never went well.

[Chevaleresse]

"Even if you outsped me, your thin arms would do naught but irritate my immaculate flesh."

[SirAston]

"Oh, yeah, probably will have as much impact as you tickling me with that ancient lance of yours. Might as well hit me now with it, it won't survive the next fight anyway."

Despite her teasing, Yliss did raise a good point: Shoes' weapon was both outdated and on the brink of breaking.

[Chevaleresse]

"Is that a taunt, or an offering of your own weapons to replace it?" The cavalier(?)'s hackles were still raised, so to speak, but she seemed to have noted the actual issue present as well.

[SeriousConcentrate]

"Yliss, do you need to be picked up too?"