HELLO fellow TF2 Players! I am someone most of you will not know! I come bearing a tale of idiocy and trading, that happened to me not five minutes ago!
I was strolling along on the SLAG Gamemode Madness Server (IP:63.251.20.54:27015), building a large staircase in FortWars, when I had the insatiable urge to stand in the middle of a gunfight and TRADE with someone! I typed into chat, 'Anyone have Stranges the want to trade?' and, sure enough, a lone man by the name of Crab Chat piped up, saying 'Sure. Trade me.'
Lo and behold, I did, as a Heavy, and promptly forgot the round had started. During our little trade, he asked if I wanted to trade hats as well, so we both piled hats and Stranges into the Trade screen, and we found we had the same amount of each! I quickly asked if he would be willing to trade all of mine for all of his, which he promptly replied to with 'AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...'
'Mine is worth 9x yores, dude.' he said. This statement made me open up the spreadsheet in case he began rambling off prices. Which he did. He stated that his K-9 Mane was worth 4 keys, and his Area 419 was worth 1! Poppycock, I thought. I searched up both and found that neither was worth more than a key! Ha! I began rambling off prices of my own, all from his stuff, to which he replied, 'Where do u get youre prices from, toys are us?'
I shook off the idiotic statement, and finished listing his prices, then moved on to mine. It turned out MY items were worth more. I told him he was a fraud, which he denied with a whole-hearted 'I not fraud good trader,' and, 'You traded me so ha bye.'
I finished of my ramble by saying 'Finally, please learn to grammar.' To which he closed the trade and the server disconnected me for being idle too long.
I sure showed him, didn't I?