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[pokute]

My Legendary Armorsmith (husband) just married my Legendary Weaponsmith (wife).

Thought it was cute.

[Eviltyphoon]

I actually had a cute marriage too. My 2 miners I embarked with married woth eachother. I was like "Awww, they fell in love while chopping rocks out of walls"

[woose1]

My two most useless dwarves, my soapmaker and cheesemaker, married each other.

I threw them in the magma.

[Creamcorn]

My two most useless dwarves, my soapmaker and cheesemaker, married each other.

I threw them in the magma.

You should have recruited them and given them crossbows!

[woose1]

My two most useless dwarves, my soapmaker and cheesemaker, married each other.

I threw them in the magma.

You should have recruited them and given them crossbows!

It's a challenge.  I only recruit peasants, and allow migrants to keep their original jobs.

[azrael4h]

Their jobs were to be burned to death in magma? Seems a waste. They'd worked much better as untrained recruits with no weapons or armor fighting en masse with no competent backup until they're all dead.

[pokute]

I actually had a cute marriage too. My 2 miners I embarked with married woth eachother. I was like "Awww, they fell in love while chopping rocks out of walls"

D'aww.  Maybe he serenaded her with a huge rough diamond they found while digging.

[Greiger]

I had a swordsman(wife) marry a marksman(husband) once. They even had a kid.

Then of course the swordswoman and child died a horrible death when they happened to be asleep while I was issuing my stationing orders during a seige.  Naturally that meant that the swordswoman with child charged the enemy army on her way to last years "defend the peasants from ambushes while they dump all the goblin junk" station.  Shortly after the seige the marksman went nuts got jailed, then jumped in the prison well while chained.  Where he stunk up the joint for a few months.

How romantic.

EDIT: 9 hours and no further responses.  Was it not cute enough?  Should I have mentioned the kittens that carried the dead flies from the corpse around half the fortress?

[pokute]

Man, you guys really don't take good care of your dwarfs. 

[Wahad]

Man, you guys really don't take good care of your dwarfs. 

You say that as if we're supposed to.

I haven't had any 'cute' marriages, really. In fact, most of my dwarves seem content with just makin' babies before they marry.

[Asehujiko]

I've had two wrestlers get married during a sparring match once.

[Onlyhestands]

On my last fort my two Embark Miners married, and so did my two Embark Farmers.

[pokute]

You say that as if we're supposed to.

...and people wonder why our gods are so uncaring...

Maybe our world is a succession game.  Apocalypse is just when it's Satan's turn to play.

[Tradanbattlan]

My Expidition Leader married my Farmer/Recruit.
They had a child who exelled in maces.
Then died. Gruesomely.
In my temple for the blood god.

[Hectonkhyres]

The butcher just married the lady I normally use to train my animals. It makes you wonder.