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Author Topic: RAW travesties and Cyberbrains: Oh hey, this thread exists  (Read 277120 times)

AnotherDwarvernDeath

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #210 on: April 20, 2010, 03:03:53 pm »

Scrambling the poison wolf mod I made:

[CREATURAL_PLATEGORY:TOE:NAIL_POISON:A larger-than-average wolf venom]
[PLURAL_CREATURE:WOLF_VERB:scratch:scratches that cause you!] -Obviously how the creature mates.
[GETS_WOLF_GAS:poison wolf venom] -disgusting, yet effective way to distribute its poison
[USE_MATE]
[GETS_WOLF_GAS:boiling poison wolf with greenish fur. It bite you!] -more wolf gas!
[OBJECTED_CLASS:SKIN] -racist against skin
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #211 on: April 20, 2010, 06:02:18 pm »

In Soviet Fortress, scratches cause YOU!

[DUTY_BOULDER] - I can't recall the name, but wasn't this one of the punishments in Hell?
Do you mean Sisyphus, in Hades? He was forced to drag a boulder up a hill, at which point it would fall down again.
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #212 on: April 20, 2010, 07:28:27 pm »

Did the travesty generator just go down, or is it just me? I grabbed these off the entity_default travesty before it died.

[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:BARONZE_MAIL_ACCOUNTAINER]
[PERMITTED_JOB:HUMANDALIGION:HUMAND:1] -humandaligion = believing in humans
[TOLERATORTURE_FORGE]
[POSITION_SWORD_LOCATION:WAR]
[DO_NOT_APPALL:FLOW_MATTER]
[FLASHES]        -Dear Toady, this NEEDS TO BE IN THE GAME
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #213 on: April 20, 2010, 07:35:06 pm »

"Another bronze container full of mail accountants? Ugh... Just throw it down the magma pits."
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Sean Mirrsen

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #214 on: April 21, 2010, 07:19:11 am »

If it was down, it's up again.

[FRIES] - I wouldn't mind some.

[SHEATHER] - If it's a profession, it's more lousy than the fish clotherer.

[DO_NOT_CATER] - I didn't plan to!

[REMOVER:NO_SUBTYPE:METALCRAFTERIES] - I shall remove ALL METALCRAFTERIES!!!

[WEAPON_MAKERS] - Guild.

[WEAPON_RACE_MODIFIER:1] - Weapon races. Great. Next time, it'll be weapon castes. Not to mention weapon racism.

[BENDING:SMELTING:15] - Bending is 15 times harder than smelting.

[TENANTS_BARRED_JOB:SOAP] - It's a lousy hotel if the tenants can't use soap...

[ITEM_WEAPON_MATE_TEMPT] - A weapon that... tempts you... to mate. Once again, I'd rather not be on either end of it. Well, I guess it depends, but... nah, rather not risk it.

[USE_FOR_ARMOR_TOMB:15000] - I dare say 15 thousand of anything will make a pretty armored tomb.

[PERMITTED_BY:DRUID:lay pewter billoy if disting tin] - I'm not sure if that's something a druid would permit...

[READERER] - I'm imagining a horrible monster that stalks people and forces them to... read. Ugh. *shudders*

[BOILING:PUS:PUNISH_DING] - "If this pus boils, I'm gunna ding ya!"

[USE_MATE:CARP] - ... the implications here are too awful to imagine.

[PRODUCT_FRACTURE:ACCEPTABLE] - Warranty expires three seconds after purchase.

[PRECEDENSIBILITY:58] - I like this word. It seems to indicate that the chance of an event similar to the described event type having occured some time in the past is 58%.

[ATTACK_PEAR_ELASTIC_PENEMIES] - Peeear!... Elastiiiiic!... Penemyy!... ATTAACK!!! *shishboomcrashbouncesplortch*

[PERMITTED_JOB:SIEGE:NAME_FRACTION] - This guy sits on a tower in the middle of a siege and thinks up names for fractions. Well, it beats being a sheather, in any case.

[WANDALISM:NO_MAIN] - Wandalism! Like vandalism, but with wizards! Because they have wands!

[BENDINING_YIELD:100] - This is somehow related to the Bendining, I just know it.

[PERMITTED_COLOR:0:0:0] - In the immortal words of Henry Ford, "You can have it be any color, as long as the color is black."

[REQUIRED_JOB:FISH_CABLE] - Fish require cable now? We barely have enough funds for aerial antennae!

[PERMITTED_JOB:BOWYERS:FLUTE] - Well, if the flute is long and flexible enough... Hey, a new weapon for a bard! The flute-bow!

[PUNISH_EXECUTTED_OFFICE:1000000] - The office was just executted, do we really need to punish them? A million times?

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #215 on: April 21, 2010, 02:25:48 pm »

[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOR_FACE:2] - Probably forced plastic surgery.
[CREEN_OF_THONG]
[ETHIC:KILL_SYMBOL:BATTACK] - If you see the bat signal, kill Batman.
[SPON:RESIGNMENTED_INJECT_SYMBOL:ACCEPTABLE] - It's acceptable to inject resignmented symbols... but only for the Civilization of Spon.
[TOLERATES_SOCKS:1] -Tolerate only one sock.
[RESPONSIBILITARY_SCREW] ...
[POSITION_SCREW] ...
[POSITION_SCIMITARY_SCREEN_ONLY_IF_GOOD_REACTION]
[SELECT_SYMBOL:ALL:UNTHINKABLE] - NEVER select all symbols. Even if you are the Spon.
[NAME:poison wolf vapors that cause your eyes to reach to attain of the guards]
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Sean Mirrsen

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #216 on: April 21, 2010, 03:02:37 pm »

[OUTDOOR_TISSUE_LAYER_FRACTION:ACCEPTABLE] - "Well, so long as it's just part of ye beard trailing outside, you can come in."

[OBJECT_PERMITTED_STANDS] - Urist McYoda: "The Object permitted stands..."

[ITEM_PATTER] - I can just imagine this sort of production line with various machinery about, and this guy standing at some point near the conveyor belt, just... patting.. whatever comes through.

[ITEM_HEAR_FUN:A smal bronze barshlantern_pupil_eyes:PLURAL] - I can hear the item... I guess it's a little fun, too.

[MELTING:COMMON] - This version.

[REQUIRED_RACK_CHESTNUT] - A noble. Most definetly.

[RESPONSIBILITY_BOXES:0] - I'm not sure what would "responsibility boxes" be, but there're none here.

[PANTS:ITEM_SHAPE:MON] - Pants. Shaped like a Mon. Well, I guess in Japan...

[GLOVE_FOR_DRESS:5] - What kind of dress needs FIVE gloves? Well, unless it's two gloves and the rest make the dress... Le Wow!

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #217 on: April 22, 2010, 03:23:11 pm »

[TENDING:SMELTER] - "Can't ye see I'm tending the smelter here? Go away!"

[ARMOR_MATS] - And pillow helmets, too. Epic bludgeoning defence.

[ARMOR:BLAND:3] - The reason for inclusion of the Uniforms feature.

[REQUIRED_DETALON] - For pet harpies and tame giant eagles that aren't going into combat.

[PATTERN:PUNISHMENTS:ITEM_WEAPON:ITEM_ARMOR_BREWERY:TORT:ANY] - Between torts and using brewery armor (barrels?), this is a rather flimsy punishment pattern. But I guess it never quite gets further than the weapon thing.

[ETHIC:LYING_YIELD:108000000000000] - Their lies are 1.08 quadrillion times more effective than ours! WE'RE DOOMED! Or so they say...

[BENDING_CAP:BY_CART:ACCEPTABLE] - Once wagons start rolling in, you'll need a better bender.

[OUTDOOR_MASON] - What can it do that the indoor variety can't?

[COLOR:BLOOD] - As good as any for dying. (Yo man, we heard you like pretty colored shirts and violence, so we made a new shade of red so you can dye while you die!)

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #218 on: April 23, 2010, 01:22:41 am »

From the raw file for shoes.

[LEVER]

[HARMITY_WOVEL:15] I....I don't even know. I want it though.

from helm

[MATHREAD] is that math read? Or is it ma thread?

[ITY_WOVERMITY_WOVER_SIZE:helms] This.

[LEVEN_THRED] I thought you levened bead? Not...thred...


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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #219 on: April 23, 2010, 01:38:57 am »

From the elf's (creature, not entity) raw:

[MANOID_JOINTERISM_TONGULAR] lol... just, lol

[GETS_INFECT_CATE:MEMORY:HEAR] this site is awesome

[SET_BP_APP_MOD_NOUND_VS_NARROW:1:IRISM_SMILE] elves never smile...

First one is easily the best lol.

Urist McPatient: "Doctor, what happened to my tongular?"
Urist McDoctor: "It's over there, by your jointerism."

I am so sigging that...
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Sean Mirrsen

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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #220 on: April 23, 2010, 03:07:52 am »

When most of the raw types are stuck into the Travestizer, there's a high output of funny phrases that are impossible to think up a punchline to. I prefer to leave those out, because obviously some are more funny than others.

[WEAPON:ITEMS_ABOVE_STRUMENSIBILIZATION:25:2] - I can only hope to find out what exactly is "strumensibilization". However, it seems fairly widespread, as few items are above it.

[CHILD_BY:MASTIFIED_OFFICE:1080000] - There's a child by that office on the mast...

[PERMITTED_JOB:ARMS] - "Arm me!"

[SMALL:left fish with a NUMBER:BLACK_FLASTIC_3PART_GRESPON:RLA] - It's a small left fish... with a NUMBER!

[BEND_HARD] - Action blockbuster, the first of a quadrilogy. The plot is something about an office building.

[BENDERS] - Finally.

[ART:GUTS:FEATURE:120] - Nausea Fuel much?

[SHOES_BOOTS_FOOT_FRACTURE:10] - Neat boots. To trade to the elves.

[REAGENT:ANY_GRAY] - "Alchemy, my boy, is a precise science! Now hand me that heap of gray things, whatever they are."

[LEVELS_ABOVE_GREEN-YELLOW_GREEN_ONLY] - Not in proper RAW format. The hyphen should have been a colon.

[CP_COLOR_PATTERN:PUPIL_EYE_DARK_TUNNEL] - If you ever meet a person whose eyes are like a dark tunnel... run.

[PERMITTED_JOB:BUTCHERABLE] - Them poor critters.

[TITAN_ATTACK_PRIORITY:MILION] - Yeah...

[USE_ANIMAL_DWARF] - Wha..?

[USE_TISSUE_LAYER_GROUND_IN_LEADER] - Use what in our leader?

[PROGRESSIVE_FREQUENCY:1:1:1:1:1:1:1:1:1] - Actually, that's called constant frequency.

[BRAG_ON_KILL_ENTITY:ACCEPTABLE] - "I destroyed the goblin capital and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

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« Reply #221 on: April 23, 2010, 03:04:40 pm »

Has anyone else tried some excellent Order 2 Travesties?
[REAPOINKABLANY_HUMBOLOVER] -HUMBOLOVERS!
[DUCKS:250]
[DOOD]
[DUCT:AND_WAR_FOR] -A war over duct tape? Really?
[KINKABLE] -An... uh, important tag for any civilization.
[MAKILL] -STOP STEALING MAKILLS!
[PRON]
[ARF]
Mostly gibberish, yes, but entertaining gibberish.

And some of the usual travesties.
[PERMITTED_BY:CAPTAIN:ALL:UGLY] -Being an ugly captain nets you special privileges.
[PERMITTED_JOB:BLACKS:2] -Only two blacks allowed in the fortress. And apparently, it is considered their jobs to be black. What a terribly racist tag.
[ETHIC:TORTURE_TISSUE:HAIR] -Let the hair-pulling commence!
[PERMITTED_JOB:BUTCHERABLE] -looks like Sean got this exact same one a little while ago.
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #222 on: April 23, 2010, 04:46:58 pm »

From the elf's (creature, not entity) raw:

[MANOID_JOINTERISM_TONGULAR] lol... just, lol


Urist McDubya?
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Re: RAW travesties
« Reply #223 on: April 23, 2010, 04:52:33 pm »


[SHOES_BOOTS_FOOT_FRACTURE:10] - Neat boots. To trade to the elves.


Immediately, my mind went to this:
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« Reply #224 on: May 28, 2010, 10:33:51 pm »

From World_Gen:

[SAVAGER:5]
This map is way more savager than at least five others.

[TITATION_COUNTS:MOUND:0:0]
... One "L" short of craziness...

[MOUNTS:GLACIER:2016]
Reminds me of the Ice Giants.

[EVILIZATION]
Best new verb 2010, first place.

[RAIN_SIZE:250]
THat's some big rain...

[LEVATION_NUMBER:528:0:100:400]
Try it; if you say those numbers, you levitate.

[DRAINS:1:1:1:1]
This world... has DRAINS!!!

[NON_NUMBER_1:5]
Actually, I think this is correct. Five is probably not number 1.

[END_YEAR:2016]
That's ominius...

[ALLY_ERODE_EXTREMES:1]
I imagine having a friend with a compact but powerful sandblaster and a grudge against extremists.

From embark profiles:

[SKILL:4:ORGANIZATIONAL_AWARENESSFISH]
A very important skill, I'm sure. A fort is not complete without a legendary Fish Awareness Organizer.

[SKILL:6:SET_PLUMP:STANDARD]
Urist McImmirgrant, Plump Setter, cancels set plump; need settable plump.

[WEAPON:1:PIG_PLUMP]
If dwarves had guns, they would use them to launch pigs. Plump pigs.

[SKILL:6:DRINK:NONE:PLANT_MAT:SAGUARO:WOOD]
This dwarf has 6 skill points in, um, avoiding attempts to drink cactus chunks. Did he take a class or something?

[SKILL:5:WOOD]
O-kay...

[PET:DRINK]
A dwarf's best friend.

And finally, what better way to end than with this:
[END_YEAH]
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