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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16350 on: September 08, 2020, 01:26:09 am »

I've only ever had one friend though, and it was a childhood event.
this can be interpreted in 2 ways:
A) You have befriended an event
B) Your befriending happened in your childhood
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16351 on: September 11, 2020, 12:36:11 pm »

I was rifling through someone's canned food, when I came across an enormous can labelled "Raw Cheese Concept".

Imagine getting visited by advanced aliens and the only cool technology they bless you with is how to stack rocks really well so they don't fall down.

You know what happens when you piss off planet Earth? They throw their frickin' moon at you!

I did it! I figured out a way to defeat the aliens! You just have to send them right into the middle of the Earth!

They're like, "Oh, these coordinates are so strange! It's very hot!"

Welcome to Florida, alien bitches!
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16352 on: September 16, 2020, 09:26:01 am »

Quote from: Piratecat link=https://forum.rpg.net/index.php?threads/lets-read-timewatch.868129/post-23441086
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16353 on: September 18, 2020, 06:35:51 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16354 on: September 21, 2020, 04:16:18 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16355 on: September 24, 2020, 01:41:08 am »

My good faith is so strong everyone in this thread hates it.

I think his death had something to do with him immediately huffing the popcorn bag as soon as it finished cooking.
Oh hey, I remember that popcorn-huffing guy.
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16356 on: September 25, 2020, 09:10:52 pm »

Let the records show that the late esteemed Thomas Jefferson proclaimed "PHSJHVNDNCKSDUNQPEFJBK", which as far as we know is a rousing and impassioned Founding Father opinion in favor of the soft drink subsidy bill.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16357 on: September 27, 2020, 11:56:00 am »

there probably will be woman too, and if they also have shitting penises.... you migth as well just jump out the damn ship and drawn to find peace in death
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