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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4335 on: February 03, 2019, 12:11:23 am »

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
It was exhausted.
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« Reply #4336 on: February 03, 2019, 01:49:26 pm »

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
It was exhausted.
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A motorcycle would more easily be exhausted.
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

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« Reply #4337 on: February 03, 2019, 02:08:06 pm »

Why did Hitler never use a taxi?
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« Reply #4338 on: February 03, 2019, 04:09:18 pm »

Nietzsche joke.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4339 on: February 04, 2019, 02:08:29 am »

Nietzsche joke.

God is dead, jesus is bread

(he is risen)
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« Reply #4340 on: February 04, 2019, 04:01:34 pm »

Nietzsche joke.

God is dead, jesus is bread

(he is risen)
The Father, the son, and the Holy Toast.
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« Reply #4341 on: February 07, 2019, 11:44:39 am »

The absolute worst joke that I thought up and told to my "friends" back in my embarrassing "random" days:
A baby is born in a hospital.
The doctor asks the woman to give her child a name.
The woman responds, "Cheeseburger."
The doctor says, "Would you like fries with that?"

Yes, I thought that was hilarious.
I'm glad those days of shoehorning objects into arbitrary structures, and thinking that the result was good enough to show others, are over.
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« Reply #4342 on: February 07, 2019, 11:55:52 am »

I'm glad those days of shoehorning objects into arbitrary structures, and thinking that the result was good enough to show others, are over.
Now you can show the result to others knowing it's not good enough! Oh, how things change!
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« Reply #4343 on: February 07, 2019, 12:27:58 pm »

Dude, do you have some kind of philosopher's stone, or something? You just turned my garbage joke to gold!
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« Reply #4344 on: February 10, 2019, 04:26:01 am »

Step 1: Pack rice into oblong patties

Step 2: Gently place two slices of artificial melon on the rice

Step 3: Present.


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« Reply #4345 on: February 11, 2019, 05:27:26 am »

Did you ever hear the one about the three blondes and the beer can?

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« Reply #4346 on: February 14, 2019, 09:45:25 am »

Q: When is a door not a door?
A: When it's ajar.
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« Reply #4347 on: Today at 12:58:54 am »

The Great Gatsby really redeemed itself in my eyes near the end and I discovered that the entire book was an elaborate lead-up to a women drivers joke.
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« Reply #4348 on: Today at 04:24:35 pm »

It's a bit raw but I came up with this one, after reading up on the subject:
Q: Why didn't the British give Israel to Jews after World War I?
A: Because Palestine was mandatory.
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