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Demonic Spoon

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #150 on: May 21, 2010, 11:24:03 am »
So what, even though I asked to be added before sparta he is before me in the waiting list? Is it because he said bearmna? Well I just said bearmna too!
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Spartan 117

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #151 on: May 21, 2010, 11:48:09 am »
Apply bearman bearmna to Demonic Spoon.
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Ultimuh

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #152 on: May 21, 2010, 11:51:23 am »
Hmm.. I was told something about bandits..
That strange person in orange, running with a sharp object looks suspicious..
I must investigate!
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ExKirby

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #153 on: May 22, 2010, 12:40:33 pm »
Is it time for KILLINGSPREE already?

...And can Reely teach me how to fly?
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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 11:58:22 am
Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

NUKE9.13

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #154 on: May 24, 2010, 01:11:19 pm »
In recent news, a man was found mauled to death in a shady alleyway. Police suspect that the perpetrator was a bearman with beartraps for hands, and warned: He who seeks to loose a bearman upon another will frequently find himself in the possession of a pregnant flamingo. Make a fuss. I dare you.

Quote from: ExKirby on May 22, 2010, 12:40:33 pm
Is it time for KILLINGSPREE already?
...And can Reely teach me how to fly?
You decide to turn and fight; how tough can this thing be?

[D6=1],[D6=1]: 1 damage each.
The Dryad scrabbles ineffectively at you. You scrabble ineffectively at the dryad.

Quote from: Ultimuh on May 21, 2010, 11:51:23 am
Hmm.. I was told something about bandits..
That strange person in orange, running with a sharp object looks suspicious..
I must investigate!

You enter the alley behind the palace!
A fight is ongoing.
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #155 on: May 24, 2010, 01:19:52 pm »
Reely, can I have my flight now?
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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 11:58:22 am
Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #156 on: May 24, 2010, 01:51:58 pm »
Shieldbash the suspicious looking person in orange to the ground (not to death tough) and ask the fair maiden in green if the person have been bothering her.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2010, 02:10:06 pm by Ultimuh »
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SHAD0Wdump

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #157 on: May 24, 2010, 01:59:58 pm »
Check the pedestal. Is it fully purged of evil yet?
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #158 on: May 26, 2010, 03:49:22 pm »
Do not heed the warnings of the idle traveller; his are macaroni. With cheese!

Quote from: ExKirby on May 24, 2010, 01:19:52 pm
Reely, can I have my flight now?
You scrunch up your eyes and pray for flight. Nothing happens.
The dryad attacks! (Dealing [d6=2] two damage!)

She punches you in the face.

Your Sanguine PointVial takes a hit!

Quote from: Ultimuh on May 24, 2010, 01:51:58 pm
Shieldbash the suspicious looking person in orange to the ground (not to death tough) and ask the fair maiden in green if the person have been bothering her.
A reminder: You do not actually possess a shield; you are merely prancing about with an old dustbin lid.

COINFLIP: HEADS
Nevertheless, the blow is good, and the probable brigand is knocked unconscious, dropping the stolen Lucky HammerCleaver

At least you have achieved light headedness; one step closer to flight!
The fair maiden seems a little confused by this turn of events.

Quote from: SHAD0Wdump on May 24, 2010, 01:59:58 pm
Check the pedestal. Is it fully purged of evil yet?
Hmm.

The cube does not appear to be any different; although the duck is become more and more plussed (as opposed to nonplussed).


Statuses:

Shadow: Does not have an appendix. We may never know why.
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By the pedestal, Somewhere in Rubik, Rubik.
 Duck: not very plussed
  Inventory: Bearmna cape. Grants power of magma diving.
  In Shadow's hands, Somewhere in Rubik, Rubik.

Ultimuh: UNSETTLED, Mugger
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Behind the palace, Regit, Peasantia.

ExKirby: Unconscious! 17/20 HP
Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
Back door of the palace, Regit, Peasantia.
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #159 on: May 26, 2010, 03:59:29 pm »
Can I eat dirt to see how it tastes?
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Quote from: Darvi on October 31, 2012, 11:58:22 am
Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #160 on: May 26, 2010, 04:21:25 pm »
Start waving away the smoke or whatever those black lines are with the hat. It's probably getting stuffy...
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #161 on: May 26, 2010, 04:45:10 pm »
Did Ultimuh just gain MAGICAL HEALING POWERS when he clocked ExKirby with the dustbin lid?
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #162 on: May 26, 2010, 04:48:32 pm »
Egads, he did! All hail the bludgeon healer!
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #163 on: May 26, 2010, 04:57:09 pm »
JPEG artifacts. NNNG.
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #164 on: May 26, 2010, 06:00:03 pm »
Stand there with my "sheld" in one hand, and my spear in the other, smiling awkwardly at the fair maiden.
Not really sure what to do next, since it's the first time I ever rescued one from a savage bandit.
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